#lucite-pear

[ofallingstar]

Happy birthday, fellow Capricorn (if you’re into that kind of thing) 🥳🧁💖✨

Thank you! ♑

[arbeaone]

Bold what applies to you (Thank you @lucite-pear ♥)

[SOFT.] | baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | cute stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |

[DARK ACADEMIA.] | neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |

[EDGY.] | closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |

[70s.] | colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |

[PREPPY CASUAL.] | collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |

[mortifiedandawesome]

lucite-pear mentioned you in a photo “Reminds me of @mortifiedandawesome somehow”

Reminds me of @ mortifiedandawesome somehow

It is well and good that it does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mortifiedandawesome]

lucite-pear mentioned you in a video “mortifiedandawesome: Right Said Fred - I’m Too Sexy (Original Mix -...”

mortifiedandawesome : Right Said Fred -…

I didn’t say you could get off the catwalk

[mortifiedandawesome]

lucite-pear replied to your post “Getting tired of people over 50* acting like babies. It’s not even AT...”

People get their egos in the way.

Currently trapped near a lot of ‘i know everything! i hate everything! nobody else is as good as me!’ tantrums where you just want to say ‘uh why don’t you fix the problems you think you can solve then, or leave’ but that would bring the full focus of rage at me (currently just a bystander), and also you just know that somehow, they live to have their blood pressure at full hate-rage all f’n day.

Exhausting!

I’ve never been in a situation like this before and I’m getting out of it ASAP! This is due to my wealthy father, Julius P. Dr. Chili’s.

I work at a celebrity-centric Tire Reclamation Center off highway 18, across from the Food Lion.

Bring in your old tires, if you’ve been on Law & Order!

[vividstitch]

lucite-pear replied to your post: Feeling a little ridiculous here...

I’m sure you look great! Work it!!

truthisademurelady replied to your post: Feeling a little ridiculous here...

That is fabulous. Yarrrr your way through the day, you puffin pirate you!

slothshark replied to your post: Feeling a little ridiculous here...

AHHH that is the most amazing last minute costume, you are clearly a northern-seas pirate who is considerate about having a bird companion adapted to the climate!

Aw, thanks ladies! You’re all so supportive. <3 <3 <3 <3

[mortifiedandawesome]

GIB TO no ME

Far too often, unintentionally, my brain will read something like ‘RIGHT LANE CLOSED AHEAD’ and I will instantly say to myself in my head (sometimes out loud) 

“RIGHT LANE CLOSED A- FRED!!?”. Sometimes usually in a voice.

and I think it is a mutation from comedy/annoyance/pun training in my teens that I cannot shut off and will one day dominate my conversational skills if I live long enough to develop dementia.

@lucite-pear

[la-animaux]

lucite-pear replied to your post:A fitful night of sleep, a headache, and a...

Be gentle with yourself!

Thanks, boo! I’ve already moved to the bed office for the day, so I can hopefully avoid some of the bodyaches I was getting yesterday while sitting in my office chair.