I'm a real fly bitch you in coach ho

I'm a real bi bitch, every coast ho

[la-animaux]

AND we're home. A quick 29-hour trip. Both T and Juniper were spectacularly behaved.

T had mostly a good time at the party, except when he got overheated and overstimulated and needed to go sit in the AC for a while. Honestly, same! He said, "I didn't know it would be so chaotic!" I made sure to tell him that I was proud of him for listening to what his body needed and taking care of himself.

We stopped at Lazy Dog for dinner, and by then, Juniper was absolutely zooted. She was ready for a NAP after the busy party.

[la-animaux]

We made it to Fresno with no difficulty. The hotel room is fine. T got to stay up late watching TV.

His opinion so far is that the hotel room is better than home because he likes sleeping on the sofa bed.

[la-animaux]

We're taking a very last-minute trip to Fresno for Mr's best friend's son's birthday party. Mr forgot it was tomorrow (🫪🫪🫪).

We packed up everyone in an hour and are hitting the road--after getting dinner at In N Out, of course.

[brostateexam]

On Reagan's deathaversary I just want to say:

It rules when homophobes die

It rules when conservative icons drop dead

It Will Happen

[dailybtvs]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.07 — "Lie to Me"

[la-animaux]

T, Nana, and I went out for a mini adventure to lunch and the library.

First, we made checklists and then absolutely raided the place of Minecraft books.

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[la-animaux]

We took T out for his "last day of kindergarten" lunch. He chose McDonald's; we chose the one with the good play place.

Hard to believe that he's done with kindergarten! He can write sentences and sing songs and plays well with others. But he's still my baby!

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[margaretmcpoyle]

I super do not want to

[segamascott]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[fibul]

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

[la-animaux]

I'm staffed on two large projects right now and it's making me really glad that I left a big corporation because trying to get multiple departments to work towards a common goal is EXHAUSTING

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[coconutshipwreck]

I ❤️ my Trans Sisters! Happy Pride Month!

[woodrider]

Hi gay, Sashay into Monday today