I'm a real fly bitch you in coach ho

I'm a real bi bitch, every coast ho

[la-animaux]

Ugh, back at work. I have two high priority projects and they are both going to keep me busy for the next few weeks.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[la-animaux]

We're checking out of our little vacation cabin today. While I will miss the quiet, calm atmosphere, I'm ready to sleep in my own bed again.

[mtvscreengrabs]

Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer (1985)

[depsidase]

[tockthewatchdog]

girls and women who are afraid of aging don’t seem to be paying attention to the fact that middle aged women are often having more fun than anyone else alive

[tockthewatchdog]

my biggest fear about aging is that i will accidentally not age into one of the fun ones who’s laughing with her friends 24/7 like they’re in a commercial for a casino

[matchagirl]

[la-animaux]

I've taken my book down to the gazebo overlooking the pond for some morning reading. Juniper and T joined me for the nice breeze and change of scenery.

[la-animaux]

I got my afternoon pool time! I had about 45 blissful minutes by myself before Mr and T came down. T wanted to keep working on his sticker book and Mr floated on a raft for a while.

It was v v nice

[treenncher]

----Little guy----

I like computers and making designs for them.

[ashstfu]

[dogpuppy]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to