Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

[deitycyla]

Preparing for trouble ✨

[purplevibesss]

[depsidase]

[victusinveritas]

An educated working class is a dangerous working class.

[riggio037]

[haronson]

[mortifiedandawesome]

"I've got dry eyes... I think!"

[godbegood]

[blushingb0nes]

please join my raffle! my friend delilah is unexpectedly getting top surgery in 2 weeks and needs funds for recovery since she can't work for a month after. she never asks for help so i just spent 38 hours making this doll to raffle off for her. give a lil and you could win this doll! anything is appreciated 🖤

[eggsdoodz]

new colours unlocked! these blues are incredible

[smbtnae]

[diary-of-alice]

pro-tip: your blog is about you. be self-indulgent, self-absorbed, and self-possessed. go all in on your obsessions. this is a work of self-expression, a living monument to your heart.

[konoko]

[huariqueje]

An Evening in January - Jeremy Miranda , 2016.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 9 5/8 x 10 in.

[kosmogrl]

[mortifiedandawesome]

Thanks horse

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ogpenson]

Kristen Stewart by Adir Abergel, October 31, 2021

[the-wanderer]

Maisie Williams

[likemonalisa]

Paz de la Huerta, The Face Magazine, 2025