Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

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Oh and sorry to you if your name or username is too on the nose

[sinfullly-riddling]

Let's recreate our favourite tumblr posts?

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[lyssahumana]

Black-and-white, Regensburg, September 2024 (photo by me)

[thatsbelievable]

[weantuniverse]

Illustration by ©Kestutis Kasparavicius ~ ‘Frugter’, 2003

(via (1) Facebook)

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Bees? In my bonnet?

It's more likely than you think

[mumblo-number-five]

Rebecca Black

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How'd they clear out all the sleeper cells

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R.E.M. Accelerate

[radicalgraff]

Anti-Trillionaire stickers put up on ads around NYC

[whe-renot]

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I'm not saying I like it, like it, but when the pinned post is something horrible it saves me from trying to determine if they're a creep

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It's like I already always get -1 damage from it with every step but occasionally it just envelops my soul and does a sudden -80 damage and I lose a couple of items and sometimes warp to the beginning of the dungeon

I mean I'm trying to kill a bat I shouldn't be bothered by some witch that zapped me hours ago

I'm never going to get the jumping crown

[mortifiedandawesome]

[lakeside-living]

[cosmonautroger]