Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

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There's nothing in my living room or kitchen or bathroom that should have made a loud snap noise, there aren't even mouse traps out there

What the fuck is going on now

[moviemoods]

🎬 Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[oldshowbiz]

[scifiandfantasyuniverse]

K-9 “Doctor Who”

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Make him come back as the dog you cowards

[oldshowbiz]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[dankxsinatra]

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As If By Magic

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[cosmicretreat]

Happy 626 Day

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Now here's a serious comment, at the dawn of the internet I got about $60 total from a service that paid you for running a banner on your screen while you scrolled around on the internet. Like, actually separate from websites. It was strictly a thing on your screen showing you advertisements.

I can't believe I forgot the name of it. It's very rare that I forget dumb things.

The grocery store dingbat certainly didn't want to cash that check the first time.

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I wish somebody would make a social media app that has more commercials and advertisements in it.

All this scrolling and running into too many non-advertisements is sort of a bummer