Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

[meltedgarment]

[thanosthedadtitan]

"Rogue, Goth Era", was created by artist Davi Go

[oneheadtoanother]

[sandmandaddy69]

[martapreliy]

[edwardgoreydaily]

from "The Doubtful Guest" (1957)

[mikufanclub]

mameshiba crafts ~ link to scan

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3YX-lJAfhO/?igshid=ghair3jc03k

[gradexmovies]

[actressplayground4]

Emma Stone (35) in Poor Things (2023)

[loveonmarz]

STARGIRL ⭐️

[y2k-fantastic]

Britney Spears, SEXSI shirt

[xulme]

Try to find a more kissable pair of lips. I'll wait. 💋

[materialistses]

Samara Weaving photographed by Jordan Kirk

[my-ass-in-flames]

🌊 🏖️ 🌊

[momsensx]

the pretty reckless in london ©️