Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

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Omg I actually opened my letter with my license documents and I didn't just toss the thing until I realized I needed it

I got to avoid a minor panic for this series of months haha

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2 hundred and 50 great tastes

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I suppose 5 vandals can do ANYTHING

[geek-ramblings]

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[bogleech]

Secret bread hole

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Only a couple million reblogable posts left

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[radicalgraff]

Mural en San Andrés Cholula, Puebla. 2026

[cosmicretreat]

Just… fuck you, you evil creature. Just fuck you. Get out of our lives. You are the worst thing to ever happen to the USA.

[headlesssamurai]

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

[cosmonautroger]

[mortifiedandawesome]

BREAKFAST VIPERS

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[mortifiedandawesome]

You can't just go out as SEE what a crazy neighbor is doing/yelling, because you don't have that crazy neighbor genetic makeup that allows you to just go out and do that

I mean some people would die of embarrassment if they just went out and directly looked at somebody else taking out the trash, but other people think it's fine and dandy.

And you can't also summon a rain of pebbles or stones to fall down at about 87 mph so that this sort of thing stops happening

[twixnmix]

Madonna photographed by Herb Ritts at the Warner Grand Theatre in San Pedro, December 1989.