Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

[mortifiedandawesome]

every time the owner of the houses across the way is there, the fucking goblin shits arent up to their antics

why don't they just fall in a pit of used fucking slappy clowns

[retrotvblr]

The Twilight Zone Eye of the Beholder | 2.06

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[cosmicretreat]

June 15, 1952

[bhramarii]

this is my body, which is broken for you

[littlealienproducts]

Handmade Wool Felt Deer Keychain by FurToFelt

[sivavakkiyar]

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[mortifiedandawesome]

seein'.... seein' some unfortunate AI assisted or very bad app obituary photes

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[mortifiedandawesome]

i will admit that there are some 'celebrities' that some of us had to grow up with that were pushed onto us, that have thankfully fallen out of the public eye.

[mortifiedandawesome]

open a pdf at my work

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE AN AI ASSIST SEARCH BOX NOW

[unvocal]

[liberalsarecool]

9D chess, guys.

[saywhat-politics]

Trump is pushing to have Congress ‘expunge’ his impeachments

The president said Congress should pass the resolution to scrub his first-term impeachments, claiming he did ‘nothing wrong’

Rhian Lubin in New York Friday 12 June 2026 14:58 BST

Trump was impeached twice by the Democratic-led House of Representatives; first in 2019 over allegations of abusing the power of his office by attempting to extort a political favor from Ukraine, and again in January 2021 with charges of “incitement of insurrection” following the January 6 Capitol riots. The Senate acquitted him in both cases, which left him in office.

The president’s latest move to void the impeachments from the record follows his recent attempts to reverse the outcomes of multiple legal cases that ruled against him.

[goth-queen]