Mortified and Awesome!Halfway to Nowhere

90% Intrusive Thoughts, some are funny. 05/2026 Clear off the kitchen table darling. POSSIBLY AN ADDITION ON A LONG POST. M/ 49 /USA. You must promise not to fall in love with me. Jokes and comments in the tags. I apologize for constant posting. Some risky pantaloons when it gets to be that time of night. All are welcome.

[mortifiedandawesome]

Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[mortifiedandawesome]

i will admit that there are some 'celebrities' that some of us had to grow up with that were pushed onto us, that have thankfully fallen out of the public eye.

[mortifiedandawesome]

open a pdf at my work

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE AN AI ASSIST SEARCH BOX NOW

[unvocal]

[liberalsarecool]

9D chess, guys.

[saywhat-politics]

Trump is pushing to have Congress ‘expunge’ his impeachments

The president said Congress should pass the resolution to scrub his first-term impeachments, claiming he did ‘nothing wrong’

Rhian Lubin in New York Friday 12 June 2026 14:58 BST

Trump was impeached twice by the Democratic-led House of Representatives; first in 2019 over allegations of abusing the power of his office by attempting to extort a political favor from Ukraine, and again in January 2021 with charges of “incitement of insurrection” following the January 6 Capitol riots. The Senate acquitted him in both cases, which left him in office.

The president’s latest move to void the impeachments from the record follows his recent attempts to reverse the outcomes of multiple legal cases that ruled against him.

[goth-queen]

[coolcomicbookcovers]

[bowlby4]

[posttexasstressdisorder]

They're just so BLITHERINGLY STUPID...

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[jetix]

Veggie spoons by murava_ceramics on ig

[opendirectories]

[omgitscass]

[suppermariobroth]

In November 2019, the Donkey Kong statue that decorated the Nintendo New York store for many years was removed and replaced with a Bowser statue. Due to many visitors attempting to take pictures with the statue, it is surrounded by signs asking them to not climb or sit on it. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: 1, 2

[ded-chan]

Peach chillin’ with pet chain chomp and a beer