Mortified And Awesome

M/49/USA ••• Sure As You Can't Steer A Train •• I am not as pissed off by minutiae as I like to post •• 99% true happenings (hyperbole)••• You must promise not to fall in love with me ••

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Let’s spend hours just repeating a stupid phrase in endless variations of enunciation and fake accents, laughing our guts out.

[bruzum]

[dame-de-pique]

Henry Peach Robinson - Morning Mist, 1902

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Fucking cranberry

[fuckass-bird-blog]

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Wish me luck! I'm going to buy eye drops and perhaps a leek, you know, like a ignorant old-timey American would have done in the before times

[grammarfails]

like *an* ignorant

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[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

[oldsardens]

Liu Xiaodong - The Son

[bravosebastian]

Liu Xiaodong, “Bent Rib”, oil on canvas, 150 x 140 cm, 2010

[millerflintstone]

Juvenile Spotted Towhee

The adults look like this:

[what-if-there-was-a-wizard]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Christine Lashley (American, b. 1967, CA, USA) - Twilight, Libby Hill, 2018, Paintings: Oil on Linen Panel

[mortifiedandawesome]

Wish me luck! I'm going to buy eye drops and perhaps a leek, you know, like a ignorant old-timey American would have done in the before times

[kipine]

[anarchopuppy]

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

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[gobblechopstv]

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She gets Mad on my Al until I go Jaffee

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Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose