ok so me and my friend @luckybeansy were talking about the visual novel Purrgatory (go play it, please, it’s so freaking good and it’s free) and at one point I say, “Convince me Kyungsoon and Numa aren't just a slightly different flavor of Zooble and Gangle”. And a few minutes later of photo editing, they send me this masterpiece
This is far funnier to me than it should be, especially considering absolutely no one else will appreciate it
(the abstragedy art is by Reddit user paper clipps (u/paper_clipps), the Numa and Kyungsoon is official art from the game)
so my friend star (aka starstatic on UnVale) says a lot of silly things, and I have collected said silly things in a notes page. So here r all the quotes I’ve collected from them so far :3 (for added context, Moth is in reference to me, it’s one of my names and the main one Star uses for me, and Lucky is in reference to our friend Lucky)
(Lipsmack) well fuck, I’m in for a ride
He’s not only ready to cause chaos, he IS chaos
plushies are a good alternative to people
They respect boundaries
Join me in the the pit of: brain is 80% hyperfixations 20% other shit
Understandable have a great gay
:D
I want to eat a muffin but then I won't have any for tomorrow:/
The duality of life
Tables the turned indeed
(Insert some random message at the bottom of your vision that sometimes just pops up that just says: 'idfk man, star says weird things')
Correction:if you need fics/art for almost any of ur brain rot, moths there
Idk how the death part would work as you are very alive
And radio- (star is offline, please reconnect or try again when they have a life)
“Those goddamn American hero’s”
-America talking some of the worst people to ever exist
That is indeed a blitzø face
I have learned my lesson: if your sick, don’t just sit at your desk trying to to bother anyone by being sick, it will back fire horribly and you will remember what blood tastes like
Yeah idk I think the world said: man she’s had it to good for too long
Moral: cartoon people are better than most people, that or they are much worse, but they look pretty cool:3
*points to Vox’s favorite character across all things and also favorite hazbin character status* I made a grave mistake giving him that
I-
Yes
Just yes
I have no words other than yes
Cause who needs phone space when I can have gays
Imma go eat some food because I’m hungry for once in a life time, cya
A very silly lil fella
I shall spare your boi :3
(Star in a corner consuming silly fan art and animatics until season 2 is out)
Poor little extremely depressed hell babies
I have no reason to own this
Huh . . .
Welp, the more ya know
I CAN LITERALLY ONLY DRAW FURRIES AND A BI DISASTER TV WHAT DO YOU WANT
Will this Dino nugget pillow I bought also help?
Well as demonstrated I'm not really smart but let me think-
Southern California:
You're either homophobic af, gay af, or just there, no matter what, you want out
Yes, be proud of your self and your angst, other wise I send you art of sir pentious being straight (this is a joke, I would never)
Remember kids: don’t give knife threats, give straight art threats with a gay character, that’s way worse
And now comes the time where my dogs bark at the sky
Now we must combine those things so they can have a cool gay ship name :3
Let’s speak here so we don’t wake lucky with my therapy/need for therapy
Real answer: because Disney is run by a greedy little mouse guy who wants your money and your soul
Joke answer: cause they can't get a foothold on good animation musicals as of late, you'd think something with that much funding wouldn't be tone deaf (cough cough) wish
“‘Oh my fucking god’ he didn’t want to have to do critical thinking right now”
Mood Vox, mood
Good job Netflix, u did something right
*proceeds to slam my memory into the wall*
I was gonna do many things but then I didn't want to
L imagine (to mammon)
My sibling in the bg who has told me not to watch it:
Me: but gays
That’s- fuck ur right
Like a Disney movie, only gay
I do not know tiny star, I do not know
I’m not crying I’m just cosplaying a water fall
Breaking News: recently in pentagram city after bullying the victim (Baxter), there has been a missing person case, it’s unknown who took the person but police suspect that they were attempting to get revenge for their hurt friend, Baxter, police are looking into it but so far have concluded that who ever hurt Baxter had it coming for them and they deserved to feel their wrath, the family of the missing person strongly disagrees so we will see if they began to disappear, more at 5, back to you Tom
“What’s ur name”
“Nothing”
(5 minutes later)
“Bro who did that to ur eye??”
“Nothing”
“I’m sorry?”
“Nothing”
“To therapy with u”
So, we just learned that Kronos ate his kids, and everyone was like: wtf
But, then some kids started saying: he didn’t even season them, no salt no nothing, but even a side of ketchup??? Rude
Then some kid was talking about cannibals and then kept in saying names of them with Kronos And so some kid said: want he gay??
And another said: didn’t Kronos have a wife tho??
And I jokingly said: he’s bi
Half the class wouldn’t shut up about bi Kronos for the next 5 minutes until I just brought up the fact he didn’t use ketchup and they got angry again
(Moth:) Also I have shit I plan to do before I die so suicide is off the table until then.
(Star:) And so long as I exist it will stay off the table. Nuh uh. Tis banned.
Drawing (and by drawing I mean starring at a blank peice of paper and thinking about what I wanna draw)
See, unlike the first two, Groudon is his babysitter, and they play Mario party together:] (referring to Groudon and cyndaquil)
They are best friends (referring to giratina and tarountula)
Spheal tries to commit arson, mewtwo just tries to keep them in check
Unless someone hurts spheal
Because then there is gonna be hell to pay for those people
