meme: Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours (excessive commentary provided by yours truly)
hold the door for them (might also close it in his face to annoy him) | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone (if it’s an emergency, since she’s a secretive little brat) | smile at them when passing in the streets (or stick out her tongue) | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar (hey I hear you like pussies... I mean...) | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money (she’ll buy you stuff though) | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food (gotta say they’re at least an 8 though!) | help them find something they lost
let them stay the night (but won’t the cats get lonely?) | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up (I’m taking you to a cat cafe, and then out drinking) | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (YES PLEASE) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet (omg no don’t lose the kitties!) | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them (might pass out on him though) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them (as long as you weren’t stealing something dangerous again) | take their side in a break up (maybe?) | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (she’s not sure she deserves that role) | share food with them
let them stay after sex | gentle sex (weirdly she’s reacting more favorably to this idea than the alternative) | rough sex (though the alternative is always open as an option) | experiment | handcuffs (let’s not pretend that they’re not gonna do the whole cop play thing if they have sex lmao, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST MR. LEBEAU) | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial (delay, at least, not complete denial, because she’s a tease) | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses (domestic morning untangling themselves to go feed the cats kisses) | hang out without sex | hide their relationship (but not because it’s him, just because that’s her personality and she doesn’t want the fact that she’s in one used against her) | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you” (maybe a long way down the road)
take them on expensive dates (nah, that’s your job if you want it) | pay for dates (sometimes) | make them pay for dates(sometimes) | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights (with the cats) | cuddle in front of the tv (WITH THE CATS) | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big / expensive / elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them (????) | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents stay over | let their family visit often (n/a unless it’s the X-Men in which case maybe sometimes) | tell them “I love you” every day
fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt (as long as it’s not too serious) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them (and then ask them about it later) | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day (asshole, I like your cats better than you) | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates (for sheer hilarity) | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot / loser / dork / nerd affectionately
fight them | take petty revenge | kill them | try to smother them in their sleep (with flour? lmao kidding!) | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt (but not too much) | take pleasure from them being upset (but only to the point of enjoying that he’s annoyed) | ruin their life