Crossover headcanon that no one asked for
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Percy moved in with George for a while to keep an eye on him after Fred’s death. It was a depressing time for both of them and Percy started to spend some of his free time in Muggle London just to get away from everything.
He meets and befriends a Muggle woman named Lucy Strike. Percy tells her he works for the government (technically not a lie) and Lucy decides to set up the smart, ambitious young politician with her best friend, an equally smart, ambitious Muggle lawyer. Percy and Audrey fall in love, get married, and to thank and honor the woman who got them together, they name their second daughter Lucy.
Bonus Headcanon: Audrey falls in love with the wizarding world. No, she can’t do charms or transfiguration or fly a broom on her own, but she becomes a scholar of wizarding history, well-versed in herbology, magizoology, arithmancy, and ancient runes, and can even whip up a few potions that don’t need wandwork. Her and Percy become regular features at Quidditch games.
