#lulubabble

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i loveee middle coded accident phrases . like toddler words like "did oopsies" or "went pottypants" are cute and all but once you're old enough that no one else is required to keep spare clothes at school there's a much more universal shame in how you talk about it

"i went to the bathroom in my pants.."

"i think i sorta peed the bed"

"i didn't make it in time..."

"i can't hold it anymore!"

"i pooped in my underwear.."

"i went number one on myself"

"it just... came out!"

yeah

honorable mention to crying and gasping "oh no! oh no!" when you realize you're going in your pants

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knee bandaid is a type of lingerie

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bedwetters who poop their soggy protection in the morning go to heaven btw

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waking up dry but not making it to the potty and peeing your diaper anyway might be more embarrassing than if you'd just wet in your sleep

im a big girl with a nighttime problem, im not supposed to have awake accidents

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little sister not grown up enough for bras yet? tease her by snapping the sides of her pull-ups instead!

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you have to make your little sister watch while you play horror games so she'll have nightmares and pee the bed

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it's important to wear diapers if you're doing your nails... even more important if someone else is doing them! you can't just get up in the middle or even after and smudge your nails while you try to use the potty

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let it be known that when i woke up n saw how bad my pull ups leaked, i went "uh-ohhh...."