(In Marriottās Grande Vista, Adrienās group lays asleep throughout the villa. Adrien wakes up.)
ADRIEN: (YAWNS) Morning, guys.
(The group gives scattered āGood morningā greetings.)
ADRIEN: Letās start putting Operation Bring Marinette Back to Paris underway. Markov?
(Markov scans all of Orlando.)
MARKOV: I have found her. She is now leaving a Panera Bread in Waterford Lakes Town Center with a new group of friends. They plan to visit ICON Park tonight.
ADRIEN: ICON Park. Thatās right on this road. Heck, we passed that on the way here. Thatās where we go tonight.
(As the sun dips below the horizon, painting the sky in vibrant hues, Marinette and her new friends step into the vibrant atmosphere of ICON Park. Her gaze is drawn to the breathtaking Orlando Eye, its colorful glow illuminating the night sky. Heads turn, whispers fill the air, and fingers point as guests recognize her, making her entrance known. The group makes their way towards the iconic wheel.)
LUNA-TK: Alright. You head on in and enjoy yourself. Weāll be on lookout for anyone crossing you.
MARINETTE: Okay. Thank you.
(She goes inside. Meanwhile, with Adrienās group in their roomā¦)
MARKOV: She has arrived at the park.
ADRIEN: Letās go, people.
(Meanwhile, Marinette arrives at one of the wheelās cars.)
MARINETTE: Thank you.
(She boards the wheel. Meanwhile, Adrienās group arrives.)
ADRIEN: Okay. Everyone search high and low. She could be anywhere in this busy park.
(In the wheel, Marinette arrives at the top and overlooks the area around her.)
MARINETTE: Wow.
TIKKI: I mean, Paris had great views during your time as Ladybug, but this is amazing.
MARINETTE: Right? My choice to stay here gets better with every hour.
(Below, Markov sees her.)
MARKOV: She is now preparing to get off of that wheel.
MAX: Affirmative.
(Meanwhile, Marinette gets out of her car and onto the platform.)
MARINETTE: That was so good.
TIKKI: So now what?
MARINETTE: Weāre gonna meet back with the group and work it out.
(Now, Adrien and the group find her outside the Museum of Illusions.)
ADRIEN: There they are!
MARINETTE: Huh?
(As the group approaches, all of Marinetteās new friends block them.)
LUNA-TK: Back up! Back away!
@calxiyn (simultaneously): Get out of here!
ADRIEN: What?
@luminara713: Get back!
ADRIEN: Whatās going on? Marinette! Weāre here to apologize!
MARINETTE: You think I want to hear what you have to say?
(Marinette moves through her friends and approaches Adrien.)
ADRIEN: You need to know how scared and devastated we were when we knew you were gone. We spent the rest of the day looking for you.
MARINETTE: So? Just the fact that it took me running away for you to come to the realization that you mistreated me speaks volumes. How did any of you ever come to the conclusion that a girl who tells the most unbelievable stories that can be fact-checked by a simple internet search is so spectacular? How did, āMarinette, someone we know always puts other peopleās needs before her own, is bullying a disabled girl because of pity jealousy, even though she insists that sheās okay with Kagami dating Adrien,ā cross your minds at all? Tell me, Adrien. Why did I have to tell you to vouch for me? I donāt blame Mr. DamoclĆØs for shutting you up! You looked like you were only doing it because I asked you to and not because you actually believed me! You all did nothing when I got expelled, not even Alyaās ādetective workā turned out useful, and Iām just supposed to forgive you?!
ADRIEN: Marinette, pleaseā¦
MARINETTE: No! You know, if I canāt ever get it through your heads that I want you to leave me alone, my new friends will make you understand! Letās get these traitors!
(Marinette and her new friends surge forward, their determination blazing. Ahead, Adrien and his group turn tail, their panicked faces a testament to the escalating danger. They scramble past startled onlookers, the relentless Florida downpour mirroring the storm brewing within them. A desperate sprint down the rain-soaked street ensues, the chase reaching a fever pitch as both sides struggle to outmaneuver the other.)
(They run under the bridge connecting the Orange County Convention Center and the Hotel Convention Center.)
ADRIEN: Letās go this way!
(They turn onto Hawaiian Ct and bump into Terence, who glowers down at them.)
(They shift course, diving towards the foliage behind Walgreens. As they jump over the bushes, Manon loses her grip and tumbles from her motherās shoulders. In a flash, Alix catches the falling child and swiftly returns her to Nadjaās arms.)
MANON: Thank you!
ALIX: Donāt mention it.
(Back on the street, the group hustles toward the overpass. Kagamiās foot slips on a sewer drain and she falls, clutching her ankle in pain.)
ADRIEN: Kagami!
KAGAMI: My ankle!
(Looking beyond her, Adrien sees their pursuers approaching fast.)
ADRIEN: Anansiā¦
NORA: Donāt need to tell me, Cellphone Boy!
(Nora runs back and carries Kagami on her back. Later, the group rounds the corner at the three-way intersection leading to Marriottās Grande Vista. Their pursuers start to close in. They burst into the lobby, a storm of soaked clothes and dripping hair, their shoes squeaking on the tile floor. They arrive at an open elevator and scramble inside.)
TRAVEL GROUP: Get in, get in!ā¦Go, go, go!ā¦Hurry up, get in, come on!ā¦Theyāre coming, letās go!
ADRIEN: Come on, come on, come on, come on!
MYLĆNE: Get in! Get in!
(Their equally wet pursuers arrive. Adrien frantically presses the button to close the elevator.)
ADRIEN: Close, close, close, come on!
(The doors slide closed just before Marinette and her new friends can reach them.)
MARINETTE: Ah! Come on!
LUNA-TK: Darn! (SIGHS) Well, hey, hope you enjoyed the day with us before they showed up. See you tomorrow?
MARINETTE: Sure.
(Her new friends leave.)
LORI: They better not come near her again, or I will literally turn them into human pretzels.
(On the fourth floor, the group gets off the elevator.)
ALIX: I canāt believe this! We came all this way for nothing!
NATHANIEL: And Marinette has hardcore protectors now!
IVAN: Traitors! She called us traitors!
MYLĆNE: (SOBBING) How could she?
ALYA: Weāre so stupid! We should have seen this coming!
SABINE: We really should have been keeping a more watchful eye!
CHLOĆ: Yeah, and Lila deserves a pounding once we get back!
ADRIEN: Wait a minute, wait, hold on! This is no time to be hysterical!
NATHANIEL: Itās the perfect time to be hysterical!
ROSE: Should we be hysterical?
ALIX: No!
CHLOĆ: Yes!
ADRIEN: Maybe! But not right now! (SIGHS) Letās call it a day now and figure it out in the morning.
(Later, the group lays asleep throughout the villa. Plagg goes up to Adrien.)
PLAGG: (WHISPERING) You are concocting something right now, are you?
ADRIEN: No one concocts plans while they sleep, Plagg. Quiet before someone hears you.
TIKKI: Marinette! I felt a negative aura. Adrienās in danger!
MARINETTE: Wait. I didnāt tell my new friends about the news! Theyāre probably after Adrien again! No time to lose!
(She takes out the flight magicaroon and feeds it to Tikki.)
MARINETTE: Power up!
(Tikkiās wings and antennae turn blue.)
TIKKI: Space Tikki!
MARINETTE: Spots on!
(She transforms into Cosmo-Bug and flies off. At the mob circle, several of Zetaās eagle soldiers drop campfire logs. Frank nervously lights a match and sets them on fire.)
LUNA-TK: This will teach you not to betray the people you pretend to care about!
ADRIEN: Wait. I can get Marinette on the line!
(Adrien attempts to call Marinette.)
MARINETTEāS VOICEMAIL: Itās Marinette. Leave a message. Beep! He-he!
(He looks up nervously.)
SAM: Rope them!
MABEL: Cage them!
(The mob closes in.)
ADRIEN: Marinette, I donāt know if you can hear me, but you forgot to tell your new friends about Lila, and they sentenced us to death.
(Flying over Eight at East Apartments, Cosmo-Bug eyes her yo-yo and locates Adrien.)
LADYBUG: Florida Mall parking lot. Hang on, Adrien.
(Meanwhile, the Minions toss a huge net over the group. Standing on the cage, the Trolls wrap their hair, Growly Pete his mustache, around the groupās wrists, ankles, and necks, then the Minions start to drag them backward with the netās ropes.)
ADRIEN: You need to answer eventually, or weāll all be destroyed!
(A long way down the highway, Cosmo-Bug flies past the Arepa Station. The humidity starts to make her sweat and run out of breath. Fighting against the restraints, Adrien tries to call Marinette again. The Wolf pups and assist by scratching and snapping at them.)
ADRIEN: Come on.
MARINETTEāS VOICEMAIL: Itās Marinette. Leave a message. Beep! He-he!
ADRIEN: Come on, Marinette. Answer.
(The Minions and Trolls continue to drag the group toward the cage.)
ADRIEN: (STRAINING) Iāll never give in!
(The group shoots forward, tripping the Minions, but it doesnāt last long as they quickly regain control of the ropes.)
ADRIEN: What could you possibly be doing that you canāt pick up right now?
(Cosmo-Bug now huffs and puffs past Orlando International Airport.)
(The group continues trying and failing to resist their restraints.)
(At the back, Tom squeezes Henry the Minion against the rear of the cage. As the Trolls attempt to close it, the door bonks Adrienās head.)
ADRIEN: Hey, thereās a limit.
(Meanwhile, Cosmo-Bug stops and struggles to catch her breath.)
COSMO-BUG: (DEHYDRATED) Okay. I need to get a water for the road.
(Meanwhile, the caged captives suffer abuse from the Crossover Characters. The Wolf Pups poke at them with spears. The Minions strangle them through the narrow openings. The Royal Woods and Great Lakes City students electrocute them with tasers.)
(Cosmo-Bug stops at a 7-Eleven off the airport highway exit and de-transforms. Now as Marinette, she goes to the fridges in the back and picks out a 20-ounce Aquafina bottle. At the front, she attempts to swipe her card at the pin pad, but it reads, āNOT ACCEPTEDā.)
MARINETTE: Come on.
(She tries more times, faster, then slower, but still gets the same result each time.)
MARINETTE: Fine. Iāll pay with cash.
(She passes the cashier five dollars. Later, she leaves and continues flying. Meanwhile, Adrien struggles to make another attempt at escaping, but is yanked backwards by the Minions. The Trolls manage to lower the cage opening, then Terence and Brick hold it closed.)
(Walking over, Luna-TK receives the lucky charm from Branch, who had dug into Adrienās bag, then walks away.)
ADRIEN: Youāre making a mistake.
LUNA-TK: Whoās ready to watch the traitors perish?
(Everyone cheers. Meanwhile, a rehydrated Cosmo-Bug flies over Oceaneering Entertainment Systems. She hears the commotion in the Florida Mall parking lot ahead. In the cage, Adrien watches helplessly as Luna-TK puts her hand over the strengthening campfire.)
ADRIEN: No!
(Cosmo-Bug flies toward the mob and watches Luna-TK drop the charm.)
ADRIEN: No!
(Cosmo-Bug extends her yo-yo and catches the charm just before it falls in. The mob notices her as she lands and storms over to them.)
COSMO-BUG: What are you guys doing?!
LUNA-TK: We were about to burn the traitorsā good luck away and then kill them so that they wouldnātā¦
MARINETTE: I wanted them sent back to Paris, not murdered!
(Terence and Brick release the cage. The Minions do the same with the ropes, then lift the cage door open, releasing the travel group.)
MARINETTE: āLila Rossiās reign over Paris continues to grow. Ladybug and Cat Noir nowhere to be seen to stop her.ā I know theyāve wronged me in plenty of ways, but torture and murder is not the answer. We have to go back to Paris and take the city back.
(In Paris, Belaās bat minions patrol the streets. Lila oversees the new order from the Eiffel Tower with her main agents.)
LILA: Look at that. Doesnāt the sound of the citizens working tirelessly just tingle the back of your neck?
HUNTSMAN: Oh, yes. Absolutely.
LILA: Smek. Whatās going on in Orlando?
SMEK: The Parisians are packing up their suitcases. They are probably intending on heading to the airport to fly back.
LILA: Hmm. Minor bump in the plan, but I can make it work. Bela, letās send several of your minions to Florida to take care of the travel group.
BELA: Should they escort them back alive so they can see the destruction youāve caused to their beloved city?
LILA: Thatās actually a good idea.
(Meanwhile, strolling through Avalon Park, Marinette gets a news notification on her phone. āLila Rossiās reign over Paris continues to grow. Ladybug and Cat Noir nowhere to be seen to stop her.ā)
MARINETTE: Tikki. Come take a look.
(Tikki floats up and sees the article.)
TIKKI: You think this might have been Lilaās plan the whole time? Get you out of Paris so she can take it over?
MARINETTE: I might not like what theyāve done, but they donāt deserve this.
(In their villa, the group finishes packing. Adrien gets something he thought heād never get ever again since the day Marinette left, a call from her.)
ADRIEN: Huh?
(He answers.)
MARINETTE: (ON SPEAKER PHONE) Have you seen the news?
ADRIEN: No. Whatās wrong?
MARINETTE: Itās Lila. Look at what sheās done to Paris.
(Alya sees the news article about Lilaās reign.)
ADRIEN: Lila tricked us into leaving so she could take it for herself?
MARINETTE: Iām down in Avalon Park. Letās meet up there and figure something out.
ADRIEN: Okay.
(They hang up. Adrien faces the others.)
ADRIEN: Alright, guys. It seems like Marinette will actually listen to us now, but letās not try to convince her to come back with us.
LUNA-TK: What is happening? True friends are supposed to be by your side through thick and thin, to the ends of the earth and back. Well, I say if they canāt manage that, they arenāt real friends! The world as we know it is under attack. And whoās leading that attack? Adrien!
(Everyone jumps back in shock.)
LUNA-TK: Are we going to let troublemakers like Adrien make us go on high alert forever?
EVERYONE: No!
LUNA-TK: If Adrien and his group continue forward, the entire city will go on high alert, which will lead to the entire state going on high alert, then the whole country, then the whole world!
LINCOLN: Yeah! The traitors must pay!
DRACULA: Itās their persistence!
BOB: We have to do something!
SULLEY: For the safety of the future!
MIKE: For the safety of everyone!
LUNA-TK: Are we going to let them get away with this?!
EVERYONE: No!
LUNA-TK: Letās go get them!
(The riled-up mob stampedes down the street and onto the highway.)
(The sun, a vibrant pink, paints the morning sky. Our view dips low, revealing the familiar sight of Panera Bread in Waterford Lakes Town Center. A cab pulls up, its doors opening to reveal Marinette stepping out.)
MARINETTE: Thanks!
CAB DRIVER: No prob, Marinette!
(Marinette walks inside. Her first person view takes in the busy restaurant. Characters from the The Incredibles, The Loud House, Home, Coco, Angry Birds, Trolls, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Gravity Falls, How to Train Your Dragon, Monsters, Inc., Despicable Me, and Hotel Transylvania franchises eye her as she enters and murmur to each other.)
SULLEY: Guys, look.
SMIDGE: Oh, my gah.
LINCOLN: Is thatā¦?
(Lynn Loud Jr. gasps.)
LUNA: Dudes, itās her.
(As they continue murmuring, Marinette walks to the cashier, a brown woman with a bowl haircut.)
CROSSOVER CHARACTERS: (WALLA) In the flesh?ā¦I donāt believe itā¦Crazyā¦We never get celebrities around hereā¦Is this really happening?
CASHIER: Ah, Miss Marinette Dupain-Cheng, howās your day?
MARINETTE: Oh, itās fi-Wait. Since l got here, people have been looking only at me and referring to me by name. Whatās going on?
CASHIER: Well, itās because everyone knows who you are. You star on a French kidsā show, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir.
MARINETTE: For real? Wow. So Iām guessing you know who Cat Noir is.
CASHIER: Yep. But his secret identity wouldnāt interest you. And Iām guessing Tikki is hanging out in your purse.
MARINETTE: Yep.
TIKKI: You guessed right.
(The others look on as Tikki leaves her bag.)
CASHIER: So, do the traitors bring you to the United States?
MARINETTE: Of course! Has anyone in here had a dream?
LUNA-TK: I once had a dream. Iām Luna-TK. Hey, Luna! Hit me with some music!
LUNA: You got it, dudette!
(Luna Loud strums her guitar. Marinette looks at her, then back at Luna-TK, who sings.)
LUNA-TK: (SINGING) Iāve been told Iām behind on reactions, they wait my overreactions
I try to tell them that Iām taking my time
But despite my overwork, and every time I quirk
Iāve secretly wanted to be a mime
Canāt you see me on the street performing to the public?
It is a way to blow off steam
Yeah, I know Iād have to retire, but my acts are bound to expire
LUNA-TK: Donāt you think?
LUNA-TK: (SINGING) āCause way down deep inside, Iāve got a dream
ALL: Sheās got a dream, sheās got a dream
LUNA-TK: Each and every day, I like to daydream
As the rest, Iām not the same, but no one else can take the blame
But like everyone else, Iāve got a dream
MARINETTE: Wow. Thatās pretty good.
LUNA-TK: Yeah. But if you think thatās something, then listen to my friend, JD Shadow. Sing it!
JD SHADOW: Iāve been told Iām such a dummy
That Iām as thick as a gummy
And that my mouth looks like an alligatorās
But now the insults are gone, and people seem to fawn
But I think itās clear that there are still haters
My dream is to decrease the criticism
No, not as much as it may seem
And I am reasonable fellow, Iām soft, and Iām mellow
āCause way down deep inside, Iāve got a dream
(A rope strapped to the collar of her top, Lucy Loud swings in circles over the customers.)
JD SHADOW: Iāve got a dream
ALL: Heās got a dream
JD SHADOW: Iāve got a dream
ALL: Heās got a dream
JD SHADOW: Everyoneās mood will very surely gleam
Yes, I might not be very lucky,
And the outcome could be yucky
And every girl will be a queen
But like everyone else, Iāve got a dream
(Bridget grooves with Poppy on her left palm.)
POPPY: The Bergens would like to party with us Trolls
(Chuck runs circles around a table.)
RED: Chuck would like to run a marathon
(Dash does the same with another table.)
BOB: Dash is always on
(Earl flexes.)
FLINT: Officer Earl is full of brawn
(Luan puppets her dummy, Mr. Coconuts. Luna continues strumming. Cloud Guy ripples his arms as he floats by.)
ALL: Luan jokes, Luna rocks
Could Guy wears all the socks
LUNA-TK: And Terence is a bruiser with a soft center
(The hulking bird grins.)
LUNA-TK: So, how about you, Marinette?
MARINETTE: What?
RBNVIDS: Whatās your dream?
MARINETTE: Alright. Beat, please?
(As Luna continues playing, Marinette gets onto a table and sings.)
MARINETTE: (SINGING) Iāve got a dream
ALL: Sheās got a dream
MARINETTE: Iāve got a dream
ALL: Sheās got a dream
MARINETTE: I just want to have some friends outside my dreams
TIKKI: We donāt care if theyāre so hairy, weāre just so glad we left Paris
MARINETTE AND TIKKI: Like all you lovely folks, weāve got a dream
(Lucy drops from the ceiling by a noose beside Marinette.)
ALL: Theyāve got a dream, weāve got a dream
Theyāve got a dream, weāve got a dream
(As the welcoming crew dances, a smile blooms across Marinetteās face.)
ALL: So our differences aināt really that extreme
Weāre one big team
(Marinette gets picked up by Screech and carried across the restaurant.)
SULLEY: Call us brutal!
HICCUP: Sick!
GRU: Sadistic!
LYSS AND SIEBEE: And grotesquely optimistic!
(He drops her at the Loud girls, who toss her upward happily.)
ALL: āCause way down deep inside
Weāve got a dream
(We glimpse several of the Crossover Characters dancing.)
DON: Iāve got a dream
LUAN: Iāve got a dream
VIOLET: Iāve got a dream
EDITH: Iāve got a dream
DENNIS: Iāve got a dream
MARINETTE: Iāve got a dream
ALL: Yes, way down deep inside
Iāve got a dream
(During the last line, Lyss and Siebee hoist Marinette onto an arm throne. She opens her arms, embracing the moment. Tikki floats beside her. Our view captures the magic, circling around Marinette and showcasing her newfound friends in all their glory.)
ALL: Yeah!
(As Lyss and Siebee set Marinette down, the girl takes in her supporters.)
LUNA-TK: Youāre welcome to join us.
MARINETTE: Thanks.
(She joins Luna-TK at her table.)
LUNA-TK: So, again, Iām Luna-TK. Iām engaged to a lovely man and Iām also the leader of this group.
LYSS: Iām Lyss.
SIEBEE: And Iām Siebee.
@shadydoorags-blog: Hey, hello, how do you do? Iām Shady Doorags. Iām a big superhero fan. And your show doesnāt exactly get superhero tropes right.
MARINETTE: Oh.
@luminara713: Iām Momo.
BETH: Iām Beth.
MIRANDA: Iām Miranda.
SHARKI: Iām Sharki.
SHADOW: Iām Shadow Tag.
RHILENTLESS: Iām Rhilentless.
GABI: Iām Gabi.
KATHY: Iām Kathy.
JAKE: Iām Jake.
JACK: Iām Jack.
EMI: Iām Emi.
MOMO: We make up The 86th Floor: Cosplay Revolutions.
MIRANDA: So your world isnāt set in the Sims universe? Alright, then.
@calxiyn: Good day, Iām Calxiyn.
ROBYN: Whatās up? Iām Robyn.
HARMONY: Iām Hungary Harmony.
SOFIA: Iām Sofia LaVoice.
CAMRYN: Iām Camryn.
YACKACHOO: Iām Yackachoo.
JD: Iām JD Shadow.
BOB: Iām Bob Parr. Like you, I have a superhero identity. Mr. Incredibleās the name, strength is the game.
HELEN: Iām Helen Parr. My moniker is Elastigirl. Stretchiness is what I do.
VIOLET: Iām Violet Parr. I have two powers. I can turn invisible and make force fields.
DASH: Iām Dashiell Parr. Call me Dash. Super speed is my power.
BOB: My youngest son, Jack-Jack Parr, has seventeen powers.
LUCIUS: Iām Lucius Best, also known as Frozone. My specialty? Ice.
E: Iām Edna Mode. You can call me E, darling. I have designed suits for Supers across many years. Do not ask me to design a cape for you, darling.
WINSTON: Iām Winston Deavor. Call me Win. As owner of DEVTech, I have helped bring Supers back into the light and legality.
TONY: Iām Tony Rydinger, Viās boyfriend.
KARI: Iām Kari McKeen, her bestie, and a skilled babysitter.
VOYD: Iām Voyd. What I can do is make portals.
(Voyd drops a juice box from her table and drops it in Marinetteās hands with portals.)
MARINETTE: Ooh. Thanks.
MIRAGE: Iām Mirage. Used to work for a selfish evil-doer called Syndrome, I now work with the government and am dating Win.
DICKER: Iām Rick Dicker. Former agent of the Super Relocation Program, which has shut down.
KRUSHAUER: Iām Krushauer. Crusher of metal objects.
HE-LECTRIX: Iām He-lectrix. Zapping electrically is my power.
REFLUX: Iām Reflux. My magma barf, medical condition? Superpower? You decide.
BRICK: Iām Brick. As strong as Mr. Incredible.
SCREECH: Iām Screech. I contain the characteristics of an owl.
LINCOLN: Iām Lincoln Loud. Man with the plan and middle child between ten sisters.
CLYDE: Iām Clyde McBride. Lincolnās best friend.
LINCOLN: And together, weāreā¦
LINCOLN AND CLYDE: ā¦Clincoln McCloud.
LORI: Iām Lori Loud. Firstborn of the Loud kids, high school graduate, and freshman at Fairway University.
LENI: Iām Leni Loud. O-M-gosh, I am so into fashion.
LUNA: Iām Luna Loud. Iām a rockstar, dude.
LUAN: Iām Luan Loud, the family comedian. Say, Mr. Coconuts, how many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (AS MR. COCONUTS) āWho knows, toots? When the light comes on, they scatter.ā (LAUGHS) Get it?
LYNN: Iām Lynn Loud Jr., name a sport, I play it. From football, to lacrosse, to ice hockey, to baseball, to basketball, to roller derby.
LUCY: Iām Lucy Loud.
(Marinette jumps.)
MARINETTE: Ah! Jeez.
LUCY: I know. That happens all the time. I like poetry and anything spooky, and Iām the president of the Royal Woods Elementary School Morticians Club.
LANA: Iām Lana Loud.
LOLA: And Iām Lola Loud.
LANA AND LOLA: (IN UNISON) Weāre twins. Can you tell?
LANA: Iām a grease monkey, and love getting dirty.
LOLA: Iām a pageant princess. Over ten sashes in my inventory.
LISA: Iām Lisa Loud. I spend my days conducting empirical procedures arbitrating competing models or hypotheses, street name, scientific experiments, in my room.
LILY: Lily Loud. Lily just started preschool.
LYNN SR.: Iām Lynn Loud Sr., father to these wild kiddos, and I own a restaurant. Stop by Lynnās Table sometime.
RITA: Iām his wife, Rita Loud. Iām a writer.
HOWARD: Iām Howard McBride. Heās my husband, Harold.
HAROLD: Weāre Clydeās dads.
MR. GROUSE: Iām Bud Grouse, the Loudsā next-door neighbor. If you want to appease me, I take lasagna.
RONNIE ANNE: Iām Ronnie Anne Santiago. I used to pick on Lincoln when I lived in Royal Woods. My family moved to Great Lakes City.
SID: And she met me, Sid Chang.
BOBBY: Iām Bobby Santiago. Just like my abuelo, I hope to run a mercado.
ROSA: Iām Rosa Casagrande, the matriarch of the house, and family cook.
HECTOR: Iām Hector Casagrande, owner of the family bodega.
ROSA: And a gossiper.
HECTOR: I do not gossip, cariƱa.
MARIA: Iām Maria Casagrande-Santiago. I work a tiring job as a nurse.
ARTURO: Iām Arturo Santiago, a veterinarian.
CARLOS: Iām Carlos Casagrande, the brains of the family, and a college professor.
(A camera flash startles Marinette.)
MARINETTE: Ow.
FRIDA: Iām his wife, Frida Puga Casagrande.
MARINETTE: The family photographer?
FRIDA: SĆ. (TEARING UP) You guessed right.
CARLOTA: Iām Carlota Casagrande. Also a fashionista.
CJ: Iām Carlos Jr. Casagrande. You can call me CJ. Any traitors that cross you will walk the plank!
CARL: Iām Carlino Casagrande. I get the ladies to come for me.
CARLOTA: In his self-proclaimed stud dreams.
FRIDA: This is Carlitos Casagrande. (COOING) Whoās a little copycat? Whoās a cute little copycat? Is it you? Yes, you are.
TIP: Iām Gratuity Tucci. You can call me Tip. I was the only escapee when an alien species called the Boov invaded.
OH: But then she did the meeting of me, Captain Oh, and everything did the changing.
MARINETTE: Oh?
OH: That comes from the way other Boovs did the responding to my presence.
LUCY: Iām Lucy Tucci, Tipās mom.
KYLE: I am Officer Kyle.
MIGUEL: Iām Miguel Rivera. Back when my family thought music was a curse, I was sent to the Land of the Dead on DĆa de los Muertos, and figured out the truth as to why they had that thought. Held hard by my abuelita Elena.
ABUELITA ELENA: With my chancla to keep things in check.
MIGUEL: And my family of shoemakers. Mi papĆ”ā¦
ENRIQUE: Enrique.
MIGUEL: ā¦mi mamĆ”ā¦
LUISA: Luisa.
MIGUEL: ā¦TĆo Bertoā¦
BERTO: Buenos dias.
MIGUEL: ā¦TĆa Carmenā¦
CARMEN: Hola.
MIGUEL: ā¦TĆa Gloriaā¦
GLORIA: Hey.
MIGUEL: ā¦mi abuelito Franco.
FRANCO: Hola.
MIGUEL: ā¦mis primos, Abel,ā¦
ABEL: Hola, seƱorita.
MIGUEL: ā¦Rosa,ā¦
ROSA: Nice to meet you.
MIGUEL: ā¦Benny, and Manny, and my little sister, Socorro, named after my great-grandmother, MamĆ” Coco.
RED: Hello. My nameās Red. I was an outcast as an adult for my anger issues, which stemmed from being bullied as a kid for my eyebrows. It took Bird Islandās eggs being stolen for me to step up as their leader. But now, weāve called a truce between birds, pigs, and eagles, and weāre all heroes of all three islands.
CHUCK: Iām Chuck. I can move faster than the speed of sound.
BOMB: Iām Bomb. When I get upset, Iāve been known to blow up. Literally, hence the name. (IMITATES HISSING AND EXPLOSION)
LEONARD: Iām Leonard Mudbeard, the king of Piggy Island.
SILVER: Iām Chuckās sister, Silver. While he moves fast, I think fast. I can think of every calculation at a momentās notice.
GARRY: Iām Garry, the pigsā master of gadgetry. Not all of my inventions are perfectā¦
RED: Like the Invisi-Spray? Or the Eagle Detector? āThereās an eagle nearby! Thereās an eagle nearby!ā
MIGHTY EAGLE: Behold! Gaze uponā¦ Mighty Eagle! I see all and know all.
MATILDA: Iām Matilda. I was the teacher of the Infinity Acceptance Group. And this is my husband, Terence.
(Terence grins down at Marinette.)
MARINETTE: Wow. Youāre a lucky lady to have hit the jackpot with this guy.
THE BLUES: Weāre the Blues.
JAY: Iām Jay.
JAKE: Iām Jake.
JIM: And Iām Jim.
ZETA: Iām Zeta, the leader of the eagles. I admit, I went crazy after Ethan left me at the altar, and tried to destroy the neighboring islands to make my own tropical paradise, since Eagle Island is basically a giant iceberg.
DEBBIE: Iām their daughter, Debbie.
GLENN: Iām Zetaās head engineer, Glenn.
ROSS: Iām Ross. I used to be Leonardās assistant.
(The mime bird performs around Marinette.)
RED: Yeah, he likes all of this.
STELLA: Iām Stella. Iām Bird Islandās main tour guide.
BUBBLES: Iām Bubbles. Need a lift?
(Bubbles inflates a bit.)
HAL: Iām Hal. Iām really good at doing the boomerang.
ZOE: Iām Matildaās daughter, Zoe. These are my best friends.
VIVI: Iām Vivi.
SAM-SAM: And Iām Sam-Sam.
(Poppy leaps into Marinetteās hand.)
POPPY: Hi. Iām Poppy, the queen of Pop Village.
BRANCH: Iām Branch. Iām not like the other Pop Trolls. When I was a kid, I got my grandmother killed by singing and attracting a predator, and spent twenty years not wanting anything to do with fun.
BIGGIE: Iām Biggie. Iām a big softie, arenāt I, Mr. Dinkles?
MR. DINKLES: Mew.
COOPER: Iām Prince Cooper of Vibe City.
GUY DIAMOND: Iām Guy Diamond.
(Marinette shields her eyes.)
MARINETTE: Oh, you are naked!
GUY DIAMOND: Yeah, Glitter Trolls arenāt (AUTO-TUNED) fond of clothes.
TINY DIAMOND: Yo, whatās up? Iām his son, Tiny Diamond.
SMIDGE: Iām Smidge. Iām the smallest troll in Pop Village, but Iām also the toughest, and the strongest!
SATIN: Iām Satin.
CHENILLE: And Iām Chenille.
SATIN: Weā¦
CHENILLE: Loveā¦
SATIN AND CHENILLE: ā¦fashion!
DJ: Iām DJ Suki. You can count on me to get a good party going.
BRIDGET: Iām Bridget. Queen of Bergen Town alongside my husbandā¦
GRISTLE: King Gristle Jr.
VIVA: Iām Poppyās sister, Viva.
PEPPY: Iām Poppyās father, the retired king of Pop Village, Peppy.
JOHN DORY: Weāre Branchās brothers, Brozone. Iām John Dory.
CLAY: Iām Clay.
FLOYD: Iām Floyd.
SPRUCE: And Iām Spruce.
BARB: Hey. Iām Queen Barb of the Hard Rock Trolls.
PRINCE D: Iām Cooperās brother, Prince Darnell.
KING QUINCY: Iām King Quincy.
QUEEN ESSENCE: And Iām Queen Essence.
HICKORY: Guten Tag. I am Hickory, a Yodeler Troll.
DICKORY: Und I am Dickory.
CREEK: Iām Creek. I always hate admitting this, but I regret selling out my friends to the Bergens.
RIFF: Iām Barbās band drummer, Riff.
DELTA: Iām Delta Dawn, leader of the Country Trolls.
KING TROLLEX: Iām King Trollex of the Techno Trolls.
TROLLZART: I am Trollzart, conductor of the Classical Music Trolls.
ARCHER: Iām Archer Pastry. I left behind my gangster brother and his crew, the Party Crashers.
CLOUD GUY: Hey. Howās it going? Iām Cloud Guy. Up high?
(As Marinette goes to slap his hand with her finger, he pulls it back.)
CLOUD GUY: Whoop! Too slow!
VAL: Iām Val Thundershock, the Ambassador of the Rock Tribe.
DEMO: Iām Demo, the manager of Valās band.
HOLLY: Iām Holly Darlinā, the Ambassador of the Country Tribe.
DANTE: Iām Dante Crescendo, the Ambassador of the Classical Tribe.
LOWNOTE JONES: Iām Lownote Jones, the Ambassador of the Funk Tribe.
SYNTH: Iām Synth, the Ambassador of the Techno Tribe.
LEGSLY: Iām Legsly. I canāt extend my hair, but I can extend my legs.
THRASH: (MUMBLING) So our differences aināt really that extreme
BARB: Oh, thatās my dad, the retired king of the Rock Trolls, Thrash.
FLINT: Iām Flint Lockwood. Iāve been an inventor since I was a kid. One of my first were my Spray-on Shoes. Unfortunately, they donāt come off.
SAM: Iām Sam Sparks. Chew and Swallowās newscaster.
TIM: Iām Tim Lockwood. Flintās father and owner of Timās Bait and Tackle.
EARL: Iām Earl Devereaux. Chew and Swallowās local policeman. No one better think of startinā trouble.
BRENT: Iām Brent McHale. I used to be Swallow Fallsā mascot for sardines called Baby Brent. Chicken Brent is my new moniker. Ba-gawk-oh!
MANNY: I am Manny. Part-time doctor, part-time comedian, part-time cameraman.
FLINT: This is my best friend and trusted colleague.
STEVE: Steve!
MARINETTE: A Thought Translator?
STEVE: Steve!
BARB: Iām Barb. Iām an orangutan with a human brain within my ape brain. Like a turducken.
DIPPER: Iām Dipper Pines. I spent the summer of 2012 discovering the mysteries of Gravity Falls, Oregon.
MABEL: And thanks to the heroics of me and my family, we saved the town! Iām his twin sister, Mabel Pines.
STAN: Iām Stanley Pines. Ex-conman and retired owner of the Mystery Shack. These days, Iām traveling the world with my brother.
FORD: Stanford Pines. I spent 30 years trapped in a portal between dimensions. I also wrote three journals that I threw down a bottomless pit.
SOOS: Iām Soos Ramirez, the Mystery Shackās handy mechanic, and new Mr. Mystery.
WENDY: Iām Wendy Corduroy. I was the Mystery Shackās clerk, but still undeniably a fun time.
McGUCKET: Iām Fiddleford McGucket. Old, I may be, but Ford and I go way back.
GRENDA: Weāre Mabelās best friends. Iām Grenda Grendinator.
CANDY: And Iām Candy Chiu.
ROBBIE: Iām Robbie Valentino. Lead guitarist of Robbie V and the Tombstones.
PACIFICA: Iām Pacifica Northwest. My family used to be rich, until my father gave it all away to that Bill guy.
GIDEON: Iām Gideon Gleeful. I had a steady reputation despite my not-so pleasant actions.
MELODY: Iām Soosā girlfriend, Melody, the Mystery Shackās new clerk.
HICCUP: Iām Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. The first viking in 300 years to not kill a dragon, and the chief of New Berk after the unfortunate death of my father, Stoick the Vast.
ASTRID: Iām his wife, Astrid Haddock, the chieftess of New Berk. These are our kids.
ZEPHYR: Iām Zephyr.
NUFFINK: And Iām Nuffink.
FISHLEGS: Iām Fishlegs Ingerman. Name any dragon, I have their statistics.
SNOTLOUT: Iām Snotlout Jorgensen. I admit, I might be a bit much.
TUFFNUT: Iām Tuffnut Thorston.
RUFFNUT: And Iām Ruffnut Thorston.
TUFFNUT: My sister and I love getting into trouble.
VALKA: Iām Hiccupās mother, Valka. I lived on my own for years.
GOBBER: Iām Gobber the Belch. I was Stoickās right-hand man.
ERET: Iām Eret. I was part of Drago Bludvistās dragon-capturing crew before I defected.
SULLEY: Iām James P. Sullivan. My friends call me Sulley. Iām the CEO of Monsters, Incorporated. Itās a company that used to be all about sneaking into human childrenās rooms through their closet doors and scaring them into screaming to power our world.
MIKE: But recently, weāve realized that human laughter is ten times more powerful than their screams. Iām Mike Wazowski, the best Jokester at the company.
SULLEY: This is Boo, a human girl we met during the power crisis.
CELIA: Iām Celia Mae, the company receptionist.
MIKE: Iām her Googly-Bear.
CELIA: Yes, he is.
(Celia dips Mike and smooches him. Her snakes keep kissing him.)
YETI: Iām the Adorable Snowman. Why do people call me the Abominable Snowman? Do I look abominable to you?
(He offers a tray of snow cones.)
YETI: Snow cone?
(Marinette eyes the yellow tops.)
MARINETTE: Uhā¦
YETI: Oh, no, donāt worry. Itās lemon.
MIKE: And these were our Oozma Kappa fraternity brothers back in Monsters University.
SQUISHY: Iām Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy.
DON: Iām Don Carlton. Mature student. I spent 30 years in the textile industry, and then got downsized. I figured I could either throw myself a pity party, or go back to school and learn the computers.
TERRY: Weāre Terry and Terri Perry. Iām Terry with a Y.
TERRI: And Iām Terri with an I. Iām a dance major.
TERRY: And Iām not.
ART: Iām Art. New age philosophy major.
TYLOR: Iām Tylor Tuskman. I graduated from Monsters University to work for Monsters, Inc. as a Scarer, only to end up working in the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team, or āMIFTā, when I joined the company the day they transitioned from scream to laugh power.
VAL: Iām Val Little. I was Tylorās one-time classmate from MU.
FRITZ: Iām Fritz, the leader of MIFT.
CUTTER: Iām Katherine Sterns. You can call me Cutter. I keep remnants of each MIFT member who died on the job.
DUNCAN: Iām Duncan, the assistant supervisor of MIFT.
GRU: Iām Felonious Gru. I used to a bad guy, and now I work as a secret agent for the Anti-Villain League.
DRU: Iām his twin brother, Dru Gru.
LUCY: Iām Agent Gruās partner and wife, Lucy Wilde.
GRU: And thereās hundreds more where they came from.
DRACULA: I amā¦
MARINETTE: Count Dracula? The blood-sucking vampire?
DRACULA: So youāve heard. Iām the retired owner of Hotel Transylvania. It used to be off-limits to humans and a place for monsters to get away from it all. And, no, I donāt drink human blood. Itās so fatty, and you never know where itās been. I use a blood substitute. Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters. You canāt tell the difference.
JOHNNY: Iām Dracās son-in-law, Jonathan Loughran, the new co-owner of the hotel.
MAVIS: Alongside me, Dracās daughter, Mavis.
MARINETTE: And youāre Frankensteinās monster? Fire bad?
FRANK: Yep. Not to mention, Iām quite the big eater.
MARINETTE: And you must be his bride.
EUNICE: My nameās Eunice.
WAYNE: Iām Wayne Werewolf, sheās my wife, Wanda.
WANDA: Our kids drive us nuts.
GRIFFIN: Hey, Iām Griffin.
MARINETTE: Ah!
GRIFFIN: Oh, sorry. I really need to start that throat clearing thing.
MARINETTE: The Invisible Man?
GRIFFIN: Uh-huh.
MURRAY: Iām Murray, and I bring the party anywhere!
DENNIS: Iām Papa Dracās grandson, Dennis. I got my vampire fangs straight on my fifth birthday.
VLAD: Iām Dracās father, Vlad.
ERICKA: And Iām Dracās wife, Ericka.
VAN HELSING: Iām a retired monster hunter, and Erickaās great-grandfather, Abraham Van Helsing.
MARINETTE: One of The Van Helsings?
VAN HELSING: Yes. I didnāt want to let the legacy die, and my searches lasted beyond my lifespan, so I replaced my failing organs with technology. I say, I am still quite a looker.
ERICKA: Um, sure.
CRYSTAL: Iām Griffinās girlfriend, Crystal the Invisible Woman.
WINNIE: Iām Winnie Werewolf, the only obedient offspring to the Werewolves. Right, my Zing?
DENNIS: Yeesh.
DRACULA: And these are the Blobbies. Heās Blobby, thatās Blobbyās son, and this is their puppy.
MARINETTE: Well, Iām glad to call all of you my new friends.
LUNA-TK: Weāre honored.
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Trivia
The restaurant where Marinette was going to meet the gang was originally T.G.I. Fridayās in the same shopping plaza, but I realized the amount of characters Marinette was going to meet werenāt going to fit in one area of the restaurant, so when thinking of a smaller restaurant, Panera Bread came to mind first, and I went with that. Millerās Ale House also came to mind, but I ran into the same problem as Fridayās. California Pizza Kitchen also could have possibly worked, itās just that that restaurant is one big room thatās also curved, so Panera it is.
(Meanwhile, the travel group continues their way to Avalon Park, walking past the Florida Mall. They stop as they hear the ground faintly rumbling under them.)
ALYA: Huh.
(They see the animals ahead.)
KIM: What? Those simple little animals are causing that ruckus?
ADRIEN: Wait. Thereās more.
(The mob appears.)
ADRIEN: Oh. I see. Itās an angry mob. Itāsā¦
ADRIEN: Oh, no.
(The mob, shouting like in the Brazilian Portuguese, Canadian French, Cantonese, German, and Swedish dubs of Horton Hears a Who, stretches as wide as the path ahead of them.)
LINCOLN: There they are!
LOLA: Get them!
ALYA: Have we been paralyzed with fear? Letās go!
(As they try to flee by running into the Florida Mall parking lot, the mob easily cuts them off.)
(From overhead, we spy the group trapped in the center of the massive circle of over 8,000 individual Crossover Characters glowering with nothing but hate in their eyes. All of the animals growl violently.)
ADRIEN: Look, guys. I know how this looks, but trust me when I say that we were just heading to the airport to fly back home. Marinette is all yours.
LUNA-TK: Oh, would you just shut up and look at the mess you created for yourselves? All this hullabaloo over some fake friends such as yourselves.
ADRIEN: So, youāre the leader?
LUNA-TK: Right. You know, itās silly, really. All this talk of roping you and caging you and, well, we donāt need to go into the details. The point is, this angry mob, all the trouble youāre in, it can all go away.
(Everyone grows disappointed.)
ADRIEN: Is that so?
LUNA-TK: Yes. All you have to do is admit to everyone that under those flesh puppets are empty black holes. That Marinette deserves to be sorry that she thought you could ever be her true companions. You do that, and things can go the right back to the way they were. But, if you donāt, youāre going to have to pay the price.
(The Loud siblings reveal a cage.)
(As the group looks at it with fear, Lola chortles sinisterly.)
(Adrien turns back to Luna-TK staring coolly, then furrows his brow.)
ADRIEN: Go ahead! Rope us! Cage us! Do whatever you want! But we do have beating hearts. And they know whatās right. That if you mess up with someone, itās important to make it up to them however you can. Havenāt any of you felt that way? Havenāt you done something so seemingly irreparably wrong, and thought there was no way to make amends?
(The mob looks at each other, taking this in.)
ADRIEN: I know trust is hard to earn, but a heart is a heart, no matter how small.
(Everyone gets teary-eyed, touched by the speech.)
LUNA-TK: That was beautiful, Adrien. Request granted!
ADRIEN: What? What request?
LUNA-TK: Rope them! Cage them!
(The mobās touched expressions turn back to angry hatred in the blink of an eye.)
