#lunaottali

[othello--barsetti-blog]

“It was actually just supposed to be a compliment. Sorry.”

[lucijacksonrp]

Can I help you? The sign outside clearly says closed and I have about a weeks worth of work to get done before New Years eve. 

[louis-kelly-blog]

“Well, I can offer some help if you want it. I was just stopping in to see how you were.”

[leonemessina-blog]

Expecting.

Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together

“I’m pregnant,” she finally stated, waiting tentatively for his reaction. He was alarmingly silent and for a moment she thought he was in shock. “Leone, did you hear me?”

“Huh?” he remarked distractedly, looking up from the joint he was rolling to give her a piece of his attention.

“I said I’m pregnant,” she repeated.

“Cool,” he nodded nonchalantly, still unsure of why she felt the need to share the news with him. What was it with pregnant ladies and being obsessed with letting everyone know they were pregnant? Perhaps it was to stave off comments about weight gain—who knew.  

“Cool?” she responded incredulously, floored by his complete lack of reaction to the news.

“Or…not cool?” Leone guessed.

“Leone—we’re pregnant,” she amended, nodding towards him to emphasize the point.

“We’re pregnant?”

“Yes.”

“I’m not sure that's how dicks work, lady. When I grow a uterus though, I’ll let you know,” he laughed, lighting the joint with a half smile.

“No you’re not—Jesus this is impossible. You got me pregnant.”

“I what?”

“A month ago? The wedding?” she tried, hoping to jog his wandering memory.

“Oh shit, seriously?” he asked, wondering mildly to himself if this was some elaborate prank. As if he’d ever be a father.

“Yes seriously, now for the love of God can you put down your damn joint and pay attention,” she snapped. “We need to figure out what we’re going to do.”

“Sorry but, what was your name again?”

“Oh for fuck’s sake—”