#lungdrac

[sirius-ly-bored]

lungdrac started following you

OH, LOVELY.

LET ME GUESS; BIRDBRAIN GAVE YOU MY URL.

[dedamnit]

You are a hot, handsome man, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

…Is this cat...flirting with him?

“—-THANKS, BUT. NO THANKS.”

[sirius-ly-bored]

Is there a type of puzzle (besides Junior Jumble) that you dislike?

ANYTHING THAT GIVES THE ANSWER TO YOU ON THE PUZZLE ITSELF. 

BOARD GAMES ARE, IN THEMSELVES, A TYPE OF PUZZLE. CHESS, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A SORT OF PUZZLE THAT CHALLENGES MY SKILL FOR STRATEGY. SOLITAIRE, A CARD GAME, IS ANOTHER SORT OF ‘PUZZLE’ THAT REQUIRES PATIENCE AND THE ABILITY TO ORGANIZE AND LAY OUT THINGS CAREFULLY TO FIND A SOLUTION.  

...

I SUPPOSE, IN SOME CASES, I MAY USE THE TERM ‘PUZZLE’ LOOSELY.

[sirius-ly-bored]

Time for a riddle! I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?

A CLEVER RIDDLE; BUT STILL SIMPLE ENOUGH TO ANSWER.

THE ANSWER IS A KEYBOARD, OF COURSE.

[sirius-ly-bored]

Round two of getting to know (bothering) Sirius! What sort of puzzles do you like solving?

ANYTHING WORTH PUTTING THOUGHT INTO. PUZZLE BOXES, RIDDLES, CROSSWORDS, AND SO FORTH. ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT RIDICULOUS, JUVENILE ‘JUNIOR JUMBLE’ THAT OTHERS STRUGGLE WITH.

[dont-take-the-rose]

"Welcome to the tail end of 2018, Smex!"

“....That long, huh?” The last time he remembers being around was in November of the year 2015. Which would make it quite...poetic, actually, that his return would be almost exactly three years later...give or take a few days.

[askvoidster]

Can I get out of this holding cell now? My family misses me.

[I do need more test subjects. Tell me where they live.]