#lvxcroix

[noctvrnez-archived-blog]

{'he snorts as you push him away, fading into the shadows only to reappear behind you, his fingers gripping your jaw and tugging you back to rest against his chest.} Fine. Handsome then. Incredibly so. {'his hand trails down your throat to rest at your shirt collar.} Does that make you feel better? Me switching from cute to handsome?

{ `he blinks as you suddenly disappear from his sight, the thought that maybe his action had upset you crossing his mind, making feel a little bad, but the moment he feels the grip on his jaw tugging him back and a chest pressed to his back, he soon regrets it, a frown settling upon his plush lips, his brows furrowing even more and his eyes changing from their normal emerald to amber, a sign that he was feeling anger and annoyance; } How dare you touch me! { `Killian growls, fangs suddenly replacing his top canine teeth, and he brings both hands up to grab your one at the collar of his shirt and bring it up to his mouth, his fangs sinking into the spot just below the thumb, mouth clamping down around it for only a second before he pushes your arm from him and steps away, hands now balled up at his sides as he huffs, glaring at you; } Don't ever touch me without permission.

[noctvrnez-archived-blog]

{'he grabs you by the cheeks, squishing your cheeks together and leaning in to where his mouth is mere centimeters from yours.} Cute.

{ `he frowns when his cheeks are grabbed, his hands reaching up to try and pull yours from his face, though he halts when your face comes to be just centimeters from his own, his brows furrowing slightly as he feels his cheeks suddenly warm up, and after a moment, he wedges a hand between their faces and gives a gentle push on your forehead, pushing your head away, huffing after. } Handsome. And that's that. 

[noctvrnez-archived-blog]

Cute suits you just fine.

{ `wrinkles his nose a bit, shaking his head. } Maybe to you. I find myself quite handsome. 

[yeolificent]

{'sneaks up behind you, insinuating in your ear.} I could be mean and make you answer all those questions for me, but I won't. Instead.. I'd like all the multiples of 3.

….. { /whines quietly, the sudden sneak up earning a slight flailing of his hands before he jerks forward and whips his head around in order to eye you over; …. multiples of 3, what am i not surprised by this mm?

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

nope can’t say i have.

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

oh god yes but we really won’t talk about that here -

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

unfortunately not:(

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

yes.

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

around family no, but around certain friends i have no problems being somewhat naked at all.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

some things are just always meant to be a personal thing and this is one of them.

30. How often do you masturbate?

depends on how horny i am that day.

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

PANICS YOU DON’T WANT THE DETAILS REALLY

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

um well i never have so whoops

39. Do you ever go commando?

yes, yes i do.

42. Does your penis curve at all?

don’t all penis’s curve even just a little bit?

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

this question is worded all kinds of ridiculous.

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?

turned off, but it really doesn’t matter i guess.

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

my penis makes me proud yes.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

always keep it trimmed, but i shave most of the time.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

no - and sometimes i think they’re really a huge turn off.

60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?

probably a good hour - sex hasn’t happened whoops again

63. Spit or swallow?

spitters are quitters.

66. Do you “squirt?”

i uh no?

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

no.

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

a big ol zero 

75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?

i can be yeah.

78. Do you own any sex toys?

uh um no.

81. What are your favorite positions?

doggy style just screams delicious.

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

no can’t say i have.

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

whoops yeah

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

touch my boobs, play with my clit, finger myself, have sex because i’m curious as to what it would feel like for a girl and touch my boobs again yeah.

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

thighs, lips, ass, thighs, eyes, fingers/hands yeah i’m a weirdo.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

not that long ago actually -

[yeolificent]

{'huffs.} You are a horrible friend at times. Always going poof. Then again, that's me too! {'cackles.}

{ /furrows his brows some, hands moving in small motions in order to hide the fact that he was chuckling with a rather small smile pressed to his lips; it’s nice to see you too, wufan.

[yeolificent]

Am I really worth missing?

Y E S

[yeolificent]

You ass. Where are you?

{ /reaches up and lightly flicks your nose; ass? excuse you?

[yeolificent]

{'he paces back and forth, rubbing his chin and glaring about.} I suppose aliens have abducted him.

{ /laughs lightly, head tilting to the side as he watched you pace about, one hand moving to perch itself upon his hip; aliens have abducted whom? if it was me we both know they would have given me back long ago -