Little witch in the woods sketches......... im so close to 100%ing the green forest candies bro
(my evil and intimidating headcanons are below the cut yayay)
Bjorn
The best character in the game
Dating everyone in the village and is completely and blissfully unaware of it (kent takes advantage of this to get cuddles because he is very very touch starved)
Bad circulation because I said so
Aromantic in the sense that he loves the people around him in a way that should never be constrained by the label of romantic or platonic (if romantic becomes romance does platonic become platonce???)
Dating me and making out with me and
Kent
Had an ugly divorce 10 years ago, still wears the ring, and is NOT over it
Hasn't dated since the divorce he gets no bitches
He goes on a first date, has one william minor red flags because he's the most suspicious person alive. He's actually so chill but will never come across that way to anyone that isn't dense
Chronically ill (because my lover said so and i agree)
Archery gloves.....?
So so touch starved
Says hes a trans guy but says it in such a way that nobody believes him because he says it so suspiciously
Honestly likes the idea of sex more than the actual act so he is a bit of a Contented Cuck I think
Rahel
Lives in a small small house because she cant stand having empty space and shes not great at interior design
Has many fidget toys and collects them and delights in annoying people around her with them
Farsighted and hates talking about it or letting people find this out about her
So so sexy but gets no dates because she finds it difficult to connect to other people that dont completely match her longterm goals
Lies to connect with people and it never works out
A little bit asexual
Finds ellie so so interesting and wants to study her under a microscope (sexual intent)
Diane
Dated Rahel in school, ugly ugly breakup that neither of them are over, Rahel and Diane hatefuck when they see each other again in Wisteria no one can ever change my mind
Wlw <3
Unironically listens to grindset podcasts
Not that good at any job she does because she's having so many thoughts
Hits Diane with my transgender beam
Aurea
Literally the coolest woman alive
Claims her hair is naturally green just for fun she loves lying about things that dont matter
Fucking HATES plants and most animals, loves rocks and nonliving parts of nature though <3
She seems to wear her turban in a way more typically associated with men? Does this mean something? Maybe. Will I take it and run with it? Absolutely. Butch Aurea tmasc Aurea. She has crossdressed and used every pronoun just for funnies.
Side tangent, the closest style of headwrap i could find in south/southeast Asia that resembled hers and is worn with a pendant is the shadi amamah with the second loose end fully tucked in instead of being kept out in a lil fan shape, however, this is a very formal arrangement so I feel that the chances of doing this style everyday casually is lower. So. Either a modified shadi amamah style or a more common turban headwrap (which i believe is just imama/amamah? I do not know the language well </3) which keeps a loose end/tail trailing down the back and allows her hair to fall out of the back as well (if you have differing opinions please tell me I need to know)
Arin/Rex
Awkward qpp because they both feel like the other person wants to date them but they dont want to make it romantic so they awkwardly avoid the conversation
Rex thinks arin is a lesbian and that she wishes he was a girl so they could date so he wishes he was born a girl everyday.
Arin and ellie kiss? They kiss they smooch? Arin and ellie steamy makeout chapter when???
Vinch
Huge crush on Roy (enjoys flowers and flower symbolism, calls Roy regularly to carry heavy trees up to his house????? Just so he can watch this strong man carry things???? Ok queer🫵?????)
He doesnt know how to take care of plants because he forgets about the passage of time so all of the trees he bought in a gay fever are slowly withering in his back room
My lover says Vinch is a vampire and I believe her so. Vampire vinch he's suspicious as fuck. Why isn't his species in the wiki huh?
Picks up my transgender beam and is forcefully tackled to the ground and beat to death
Roy
Asexual because I said sooooo. He has sex once per sometimes because he feels bad for withholding sex from his partner and every time goes "Yeah. Still dont care for it :/"
Really really gay but really really oblivious because he psyches himself out
Likes showing off but gets embarrassed about it
Roy is a little bit trans to meeeeeee
Kyla
God somebody help her shes so fucking sad I hate talking to her because I just get sad
Disaster lesbian yet is scared of women somebody help this woman.
Comes and cries beside Roy on the ground on occasion while he's fishing in the evening
Alvin
Had a transfem enby crisis in his younger years but decided you can only be trans if youre a main character and he's not a main character so he doesnt deserve it </3 it was a purely logical decision why does he feel a sharp pang in his chest every once in a while (get this elderly deer out of the closet)
Bisexual ‼️‼️‼️ alvin gets so many bitches ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Way too chill about ellie breaking and entering???? Sorry I just need to talk about that
Idk i relate to alvin on a spiritual level we are the same person/furry
Arden
I cant think about him without feeling sad because we are also the same person so like. :( rip to my forgetful king fix yourself </4
Cries himself to sleep every night and thinks it's one hundred percent normal to do so
Ellie
Hits ellie with my transgender beam (there's a deep voice potion but no high voice potion so I think she fucks around to try and make her own potion and it fucks her voice up for weeks until she finds a recipe that works)
Has a hard time committing to relationships of any kind both platonic and romantic because she has Trust. Issues.
Crush on Diane and Arin and Roy and Clala and Kyla and will NEVER EVER act on it because shes a little bit aro I think
Mommy issues ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Virgil
This hat fucks. Dont ask me how not even i understand his full power
Views ellie like one would view a particularly stupid pet cat
Theyre all autistic. Every single one. If you disagree with me youre wrong and I will hunt you down and do some guided meditation with you.
