Mud jumper toad
“…I swear no one ever reads the classics. You make a wish, it all goes wrong. C’mon boss, we deal in relics.”
“Fine, fine. I refuse to wish for the big obvious things - Old Gods, Legion, time travel, etc. Too many things to go wrong. And I gave my most obvious ones already. Is giving them away an option? Don’t we have like three people missing wings? Maybe they can have one each. Just wish themselves to look however they want.”
“Since I’ve given serious ones have a sillier one - Bigger on the inside for the rookery so it has twice as much room as it needs at all times. Everyone keeps bringing in more kids and never mind the budget - which is weird for me - but there’s only so fast it can expand.”
“Heh. The ability to give people exactly how much or little fire resistance I want them to have at any given point in time.”
“Mmf. Last one huh? Probably hang on to it really. Save it for the next time someone goes and gets themself killed. I’m a big believer in finding creative solutions to that whole death thing but I am in no way shape or form above cheating.”
“If I can’t hang on to it then I’m wishing for copies of every wish gone wrong story to appear in every room of Atlas and all the doors to lock until everyone has fully read and comprehended three of them each because getting this twice in a row makes me VERY worried one of you is going to get yourself horribly traumatized.”