Hey, this is my first ask so I'm not sure if I'm doing it right but could you do headcannons for UT UF US with a pregnant reader? like, how do they take the news? How do they care for you? That sort of stuff. (I'd also love the bad sanses Fresh, Dream, and Ink but if that's too many I completely get it)
you have discovered my weakness of anything domestic and family-related omg
also this one has been sitting in my drafts for like 3 months and i finally decided to lock the FUCK in and finish it yayyyy MASSIVE POST BTW
Classic!Bros, Fell!Bros, Swap!Bros, Bad Sanses, Star Sanses, Fresh, (gasps for air) & Epic with a pregnant S/O
Sans
"hi pregnant, i'm dad." Yeah Sans has been waiting his entire life for that one, and there's way, way more where that came from.
The dad jokes get bad. They get so unbearably bad that the only way you can stop him is through channeling your hormonal rage to snap at him. Even then, that will only give you a few days of peace before he's back at it.
Sans is chill. Cool. Nonchalant. He's done this whole schtick before with his brother, and he turned out pretty great. How hard could the second runaround be?
Except, Sans didn't raise Paps from birth. He has not a speck of a clue about handling pregnancies and newborns.
So when a very knowledgeable and understanding Toriel shows up to answer any questions and recount her own pregnancy, Sans' collected demeanor unravels bit by bit at the overload of information that's entirely new to him.
Reality clobbers him and it's like okay Sans, time to put on your serious face. Lock in.
You'll never have to worry about 2am grocery runs to satisfy cravings, because, as an enjoyer of strange food combinations himself, Sans keeps the pantry stocked like a convenience store.
The one thing he understands better than anyone else is the exhaustion. When walking from one room to another becomes an Olympic task for you, he's more than happy to be your power-napping buddy.
You're gonna have to shoot down a lot of onesies with stupid jokes on them. He's going to secretly buy the one that says "daddy's little tax deduction" and one with abs printed on it, though.
He's just gonna be so difficult, but, like, in a fun way. Arguing with you over the sex. Doing stupid shit to make you laugh when you cry at the tiniest things. Excessively praising you when you feel like shit to the point of annoying you. Yeah, he's dad material to a T.
Papyrus
The Great Papyrus is not Great at all if he's not fully prepared.
There's a stack of books on pregnancy and newborns with notes all throughout the margins, highlighted sections, and sticky notes marking the important pages. At one point, you think he might know even more than you do.
There's not even a hint of fear in his soul. Papyrus is ready to tackle the challenges of fatherhood head-on, no matter what it throws at him. Even the stuff that makes him feel a little faint, like your morning sickness and the notion of all your guts getting smooshed up in your stomach to make room for the developing baby.
Within minutes of sharing the news, your phone blows up with messages of congratulations from his friends. How did he even tell anyone? You haven't seen him take out his phone at all???
Papyrus is quite literally a friend of the whole world. He makes connections with everything he does, so expect to have a lot of strangers greeting the two of you while you're out in public and congratulating you. Every soul he meets will be hearing about how excited he is to be a father, evidently.
He insists on attending mom group meetings with you, and all the women there fucking adore him (especially since he's the only man to come to these meetings. The women might be a touch jealous about that).
You might have to disappoint him when you tell him that you can't just run his cooking through a processor and bottle-feed it to his kid.
He's going to help you stay active since the exercise is good for you, so you're about to have your very own live-in yoga coach. Papyrus is very meticulous in planning your routines and encouraging you to stay healthy.
He's absolutely beside himself with joy when the baby starts kicking. Every time Papyrus feels a little thump against your stomach, he beams like the sun itself and praises his kid for already showing how strong they are (then scolds them for using those power-packed kicks against their poor parent).
He's a little disappointed that the Royal Guard disbanded after surfacing, because he just knows that you have a formidable warrior on your hands. Oh well, he's already researching the minimum age for enrollment in martial arts classes.
Fell!Sans (Red)
Ohhhhh shit. Red doesn't take the news well at all.
He heavily blames himself for fucking up with Edge (not that things could have turned out different with raising his brother, seeing how Edge turned out that way mostly because of the shitty environment they both grew up in), so to go through that again, only this time with his actual kid? Red can't remember the last time he was this scared.
Being a dad was always just a pipe dream, something he never really thought long enough about because down in the Underground, he assumed it would never be able to happen.
Now he has to sort out all his feelings in a matter of months. Good luck.
But hey, he's on the surface now, his relationship with his brother is stronger than it's ever been, and he has you, beautiful you, unmarred by the conditions of his birthplace. Maybe things won't be all too bad.
He bothers you with constant questions about if you think his kid will like him, and if he'll be any good at fatherhood. A little reassurance goes a long way.
Red really, really tries to clean up his act. No more smoking or drinking, tries to cuss less (emphasis on tries), and starts being a lot less lazy around the house.
Honestly he just wants to prove to you (and himself) that he can do this (he's lowkey scared you'll leave him for being a deadbeat).
The further along you are, the more his stress actually eases. You've been doing alright so far with no complications, and he's getting a lot more used to the idea of being a dad.
He might even be a little excited. He never got to consider his life going down this route before, and now that it's happening, it's like a whole new section of opportunities has opened up. Red will be okay, as long as he has you to experience parenthood with.
Fell!Papyrus (Edge)
Man he's proud. Soooo fucking proud and smug about what he's done to you. Especially when you're upset over it while you're retching your guts up from morning nausea.
Edge takes his research very seriously, and he's so thorough in it that he gets super boastful about his knowledge, making little comments to you about how clueless other husbands must be compared to him about their pregnant partner's states.
Red is getting absolutely whipped into appropriate uncle shape by Edge, whether he likes it or not.
The hardened warrior who's gained his fair share of LOVE back in the Underground is now a pliant, doughy ball of affection around you. He's more mushy than you've ever seen him before.
It's a massive turn on when your hormones make you "crazy" and riled up at the smallest of slights. You'll be flipping off and yelling after a car for driving too fast in a parking lot and Edge will be looking at you like you're an angel sent from the heavens.
Sometimes Edge catches himself being all soft in public, especially while shopping for supplies, and quickly corrects his composure. He HATES it whenever you bring up how he got weepy over a particularly cute woodland animal-themed mobile (it reminded him of some of his old Royal Guard co-workers).
He also gets pissed when you call him a mother hen. He's not a mother hen, he's just cooking all your meals, and ensuring that you're never wanting for anything, and micromanaging your daily routine, and fussing over you constantly, and...
He's going to make fun of you for his cravings, but damn if he's not quick to plate them up for you, no matter how weird or gross they seem.
He takes parenting classes with you very seriously and with his head held high, even with how out of place a spikey, edgy monster dressed in all blacks and reds looks in a classroom full of soft parents-to-be. He treats these classes like a competition, too, and is quite unsatisfied to learn that there isn't any sort of prize for the fastest swaddle or changed diaper.
Edge has always had an appreciation for the finer things in life, and now, on the surface, he has the means to own said things. He also has the means to give his child these things, so don't be surprised at the ebony crib or the organic cotton baby clothes that show up in the nursery.
Swap!Sans (Blue)
You've somehow made the happiest man in the world even happier.
Before you can finish your announcement, Blue is bolting to the library to pick up as many books on the matter as he can fathomably carry.
Blue immediately vaults into making lists of everything you'll need to prepare for the arrival of the baby.
He gets really attached to the fruit size scale. His weekly groceries will always include a product to represent the current size of the baby (and he proceeds to get emotionally distressed when you eat said product).
There is an unfortunate feedback loop here when your hormones size you up, where if you start crying, Blue starts crying, and vice versa.
He loooooves talking to the baby. He had to give them a whole tour of the nursery, and a play-by-play of all the cute outfits you and him bought. He does not listen when you tell him it can't hear yet.
Don't be surprised when an extremely heavy wooden box shows up at your front door. It's just baby's first set of armor, nothing to worry about. What? It's chainmail, so it's (somewhat) lightweight!
Blue goes into full chef mode, only cooking up nutritious meals listed on a pregnancy-approved forum. He's very obsessive over you getting your proper vitamins.
He is very very adamant about tracking your calcium intake specifically. No child of his will have weak bones.
Tough guy is going to pass out in the delivery room btw
Swap!Papyrus(Stretch)
Yeah it's not gonna fully register for Stretch until you're showing.
It's all cool smiles and chill vibes until one night he finds himself lying awake having an anxiety-laden staring contest with the boxed-up crib he's supposed to assemble.
Like. Oh fuck. He's going to be a dad. He still feels like a carefree kid himself most days, how the ever-loving hell is he supposed to raise an actual child?
Stretch immediately tries to quit smoking cold turkey. This does not help at all with his anxiety.
He wants to somehow be better for you in all the ways he's been putting off for an eternity by changing himself entirely in the span of nine months.
But, there is a saving grace -- his brother. Blue somehow raised him single-handedly, so he has someone to go to for advice (which Blue is happy to provide, given he's already dedicated himself to being the most magnificent uncle the world has ever seen).
Stretch is very much in full lost puppy mode when it comes to taking care of you. You'll have to tell him what you need, but he'll be more than happy to serve you.
He eventually starts easing into the idea of fatherhood, finding a new comfort in shopping with you for supplies and coming up with lists of potential names. The domesticity of it all hits him like a truck, and it honestly feels better than being high.
He especially likes finding stupid onesies online with the worst puns ever on them. Stretch, of course, buys them without consulting with you first.
He chills out completely once you're in your last few weeks. That's all thrown out the window when you go into labor, though. Back to square one on his anxiety lol, but he'll find his rhythm again eventually.
Nightmare
The terrible Nightmare, god of negativity, nervous and stressed out about becoming a father? It's more likely than you think.
Absolutely intense protective/possessive instinct overtakes Nightmare at the news. You will not leave his side for the next nine months. You'll be on mandatory bedrest for the last few weeks.
Nightmare possesses a certain soft spot for babies and toddlers. Their innocence makes his soul feel all funny, like he's forgotten about something important.
The way he shows his anticipation is in his surprisingly powerful nesting behaviors. Your shared bed gets new layers of blankets, your wardrobe becomes thicker, and anything that is dangerous or can become dangerous is stowed away or moved to higher shelves.
He gets an almost restless air about him, his tentacles either writhing behind his back like a disturbed cat's tail, or touching you in some form. He's also just a lot more testy towards his underlings, threatening them and "correcting" them for much less than before (this will not prevent Killer from referring to his boss as "pops" when he's not around).
That negativity sensitivity is crackling like a live wire inside of him. He's tense and at your side when he senses even the slightest discomfort in your body or emotions.
Besides giving you massages, he's going to make you do your stretches, whether you're feeling up to it or not. Complain all you want about how you feel tired and too massive for any of this, he's gonna have a tentacle on each limb guiding you through the poses to relieve your aches and pains (he can feel them too, so it's good for both of you).
Even before the baby is born, you're already seeing him morph into a father-shaped mass in real time. He has so much tired begrudging armchair dad reading the newspaper (DILF) energy it's ridiculous.
It's so easy to get what you want from him. You ask for anything and bat your eyelashes a bit, maybe cup your stomach, and Nightmare is on his feet to order one of his employees to fetch/make it for you.
Listen, maybe he's not the greatest guy to have as your baby daddy, but by the stars are you going to be comfortable for the duration of your pregnancy and beyond.
Killer
Oh. Well, okay, sure, if this is what's happening now, Killer doesn't really mind. He's pretty indifferent to the idea of having kids (besides that delicious little tidbit about how now the two of you are connected forever, that part he does enjoy).
Literally his reaction to the news was just "welp guess i have to clean out the litter box from now on."
He thinks your stretch marks are so pretty. They're his favorite mark that he's (inadvertently) given you.
Killer plays things real damn close to his chest on whether or not he'll actually be a good dad. For the most part, he sticks close to you, doesn't complain (too much) when you want a massage, and he's even picked out a few things for the nursery, but he's just dauntingly neutral about the whole thing.
Yeah he's scared shitless and very self aware that he's not going to be winning any dad of the year awards (that, and kids sorta scare him due to past events). But, he's playing things cool, trying to be laid-back solely to not worry you. Which, you shouldn't be worried. You can't get rid of Killer that easy.
The way you slip into domesticity while you focus on taking care of yourself though? That definitely puts him at ease and makes some fatherly instinct buried deep deep down inside of him flare up. That, and it makes him insatiably horny, thinking about you all round with his child.
That little jealousy streak he has going with you? Yeah, it gets so much worse. Nobody should be talking to his partner, let alone his partner that is also carrying his kid.
Stars, does he think it's cute when your hormones act up and make you all pouty and weepy. You're crying because you can't get a jar open? Just kill him now, you're so adorable. This also comes with the bonus of showing off for you and feeling all strong and manly.
Watching you sleep also ticks up in frequency. He's been getting dark circles under his sockets because he can't help but stay up and watch how your stomach moves with your breathing when you sleep.
The thing is, though, just as Killer is getting used to you being pregnant, you're right at the edge of your due date. Imagining having a baby and actually having one to take care of is going to be a whole other can of worms for Killer to navigate.
Dust
Dust doesn't want this. He doesn't want any part of this at all, and he sure as hell did NOT sign up for this.
He disappears sometime during the night after you give him the news. A week in, you just kinda assume you're on your own (not totally unexpected, but still disappointing) until a few days later when he shows back up and just kinda locks the hell in.
You've given Dust a lot. A home, a warm body to sleep beside, someone to just sorta be in his vicinity when things get rough so he's not alone, so he feels this really deep seated guilt and disgust in himself about what he's done to you, but he feels even worse about just straight up abandoning you.
He didn't mean to saddle you with responsibility like that, especially with a responsibility tied to someone like him. Holy self-loathing.
But fine, fuck, he's lived with the consequences of his actions before, and he'll do it again. Especially because it breaks his dusty soul into a million little splinters when you started crying after he came back from his little thinking session after hearing about his impending fatherhood.
Dust won't help you with any of the planning, you're sort of on your own for that. If you try to get him to help make a decision on which crib to get, or what color blankets you should buy, he'll always just pick the first option.
He's not entirely detached, though. The aesthetic stuff is up to you, but anything he can help with that's more physical, like cooking and cleaning around the house, he's already doing it without being told. Anything to lessen his guilt.
He still holds contempt for himself when you tell him that you're happy to be having his baby. Dust has literally no ill will for you or his kid, just for himself.
He's not going to cut his smoking or drinking, but he'll at the very least take his cigarettes outside and drink when you're sleeping.
So, he's acting as more of a maid than a father, but hey, it's something. He might soften up some after the baby is born, but for now, he just keeps his distance and attempts to keep you content.
Horror!Sans (Axe)
You don't even need to take a pregnancy test because one day you wake up and Axe is just. Sniffing you. Turns out he could smell the change in your hormones.
And once it's confirmed that yes, you are indeed carrying his child? Those protective, territorial instincts kick into full gear.
Axe has been deficient on magic ever since the Underground. He has to concentrate hard enough just to summon any ecto, so the fact that he had enough to get you pregnant??? Congratulations, you've unlocked the most fearsome papa bear this side of Mount Ebott.
"Eating for two" -- three simple words that send Axe into a spiral of worry and anxiety. Yeah, food is more abundant on the surface, but still, old habits die hard.
He just completely stops eating until you've had your fill. You try to remind him that there's plenty to go around, and that he doesn't have to make sure you're getting enough, but Axe is a damn bulwark both physically and mentally, stubborn to a fault. You will eat first, and he will watch before even thinking about plating a serving for himself.
He is OBSESSED with how tiny the baby is as it develops. You dropped a blueberry into his hand at around two months and he just stared at it, totally awe-stricken by how something so little could come from him.
Nesting instincts also kick into full gear once you start to show. When Axe thinks it's time for you to rest, he's just gonna pick you up and plop you into a big stack of pillows and blankets, and he's gonna curl around you and hold you hostage until he sees fit.
Fuuuuck he's anxious. He uses those big hands of his for tearing things apart, for handling big heavy weapons meant to cleave through enemies. Now they're supposed to be used to hold a tiny, helpless little pup? They have to be gentle, when he feels like they've only known cruelty? He's so screwed.
And he's so terrified that his little one will be scared of their own papa, what with the body horror shit he has going on.
But the curve of your stomach just fits so perfectly in the cusp of his hand, warm and secure. Axe has to remind himself that he wasn't born a killer, he just learned how to be one through circumstance. Now, he just has to learn to be something in the complete opposite direction to that. He's done it once, and for you and his child, he'll do it again.
Cross
Holy fucking ball of anxiety.
The thing about Cross is that he's a chronic symptom internet searcher. So when this guy finds out everything that happens to your body during pregnancy, and the mind-boggling amount of complications that can happen, along with some of their uncomfortably high statistics...
Massive nope to all that. The guard dog is coming out, here to keep you safe from every conceivable threat. Which may or may not include ridiculous what-if scenarios he's been scaring himself with (but what if the regular clerk at the grocery store is a maniac murderer? what if you trip and fall on nothing and then roll half a mile into a ditch? what if you get swarmed by an angry flock of birds that have a specific disdain for pregnant people?!).
You will only be sleeping with a protective arm across your stomach from now on. Cross won't let you lay outside of his reaching distance.
His worries get the worst at night. Sometimes, you wake up to him mumbling sweet things into your abdomen, his teeth pressed up against your skin as he talks of promises for his child, and how nerve-wrackingly excited he is to meet them. It sort of acts as a destressor for him, so you just pretend to sleep as he prattles off everything that he's gonna do right with them.
Cross wants so badly to feel useful around you. You're going through all these changes to your body and discomforts just to give him a baby, and it makes him feel so out of place as someone who always tries to take on burdens to relieve those around him. He'd trade places with you in an instant.
So, say goodbye to any and all chores, because Cross is molding himself into the perfect househusband so you can focus on resting as much as possible. Don't argue, just let him have this. Let him feel useful.
Every day, Cross does a little patrol around your home. He spends extra time in the nursery, ensuring that everything is up to spec and where it needs to be, and that you have everything you'll need for the arrival of his child.
Somewhere along the line, after the initial panic of realizing he's going to be a dad, Cross gets it stuck in his skull that he's going to be a terrible father. He didn't have the greatest father himself, and he finds himself under the assumption that he's going to be just as shitty.
But when he sees you talking so happily about your growing family to those you're close with, when he sees how your smile is so wide that your eyes are squinted and tearing up at the edges, something changes for him. Maybe he won't be so bad. Maybe this is the best thing that's ever happened to him.
Error
Error is, uh, not initially thrilled about this development.
I mean, his whole thing is bringing destruction to creations, to ending things rather than starting them. So the notion that he's created his own "abomination" to add to the multiverse... yeah not really something that was on his bucket list.
Just give him time to process. Error may be stubborn as all hell, but he's also a major fucking hypocrite and will justify his kid's existence one way or another, just like he justifies keep you around instead of stringing your soul up with the rest of his collection.
He's going to step up in his own way. Error isn't a family man, and he's not super ecstatic to be here, but he's still gonna show up. He's still gonna be a tantrum-throwing pissbaby, but now he's gonna be a tantrum-throwing pissbaby who's also bottle-feeding an actual baby that's been swaddled to perfection, courtesy of him.
When he gets In The Zone with his crocheting, he sometimes doesn't realize what he's making until he's done. The first time he accidentally made a onesie, he ripped it apart before you could see. Then it just kept happening, to the point that he just gave up and adds each one to the growing collection.
He's going to bitch and moan about it until the damn cows come home, but fine, he'll steal extra chocolate from Underfell, just for you.
From the way he complains, you'd think ERROR is the one going through all the physical and mental changes of being pregnant 🙄
He's going to make you upset at some point with his all his grumbling, and he's going to feel really shitty about it the second it happens. When he makes you upset like that, he just grabs at your clothes and pulls you into a loose, begrudging hug (the best he can do) and give you some stilted little "there, there," comforting.
The one thing he does appreciate is that you're pretty sedentary as you're getting close to term, which means you can finally just sit fucking still for once and watch his shows with him instead of making an excuse to dip out before he starts infodumping.
He will deny deny deny, but he is looking forward to having a little one to tout around. It feels almost familiar, for some reason. Comforting, too, to a certain degree.
Dream
Congratulations, you won!
You are going to absolutely filthy spoiled by this guy. In fact, maybe a little too spoiled -- Dream hesitates to let you do anything, equating you to fragile as glass now that you have precious cargo. You're definitely going to be on bedrest for the last few weeks of your pregnancy.
Dream wants nothing more than to show this child all the love he never received, to keep them close and remind them of how much the universe cares about them, even if they're different (which, there's a good chance of them being different, on account of his own demi-godhood).
Dream is going to fuss. Hover. Worry. He's going to be every flavor of overbearing that you can imagine, and attend to your every need before you even realize you need to be tended to.
Yeah, those empathy powers come in absolute clutch. The very second he feels a shift in your emotions, he's swept up to your side and asking you what you need.
And damn does it pain his very soul when you snap at him for being overbearing. But he's understanding and will give you your space when you need it (as long as you let him pamper the fuck out of you when you're feeling up to it again, because that's what he does best -- care for you).
Dream didn't really get a childhood of his own, so he's absolutely gonna live vicariously through his baby. He's stockpiling all his favorite stories and lullabies to share for when it's born, and he is slowly amassing an army of stuffed animals in the nursery (you swear he comes home with a new one every week...).
Under all that excitement and wonder lies a thousand lingering worries. Will his child have a targeted painted on their back from birth? What if they are ostracized for his heritage and potential powers, like his brother was? How is he supposed to be a good father, if he never even had any parents at all?
Dream wants to be a rock for you. He wants to be the one to tough out all the bad to give you only the good. You might have to give him a gentle reminder that you're on the same team, and to share the good and the bad with each other. He's always thankful for your more grounded approach and way of thinking when his head gets stuck too far up in the clouds.
The Guardian of Positivity is at your beck and call. You'll figure it out together.
Ink
I HATEEEE when people say that Ink would be a bad/absent father. But like literally his whole thing is about protecting the creations of everyone else, so of course he's gonna go hard as shit on protecting and nurturing a creation that's his very own.
Obviously he's not gonna be the very best and most present father, on account of both his job and the whole memory/emotional regulation issue he has going on, but he is gonna do his damnedest to counteract these things as best he can.
His go-to method of remembering is just writing over and over that you're pregnant on whatever surface is in front of him until it becomes muscle(?) memory. That's how his pals found out -- Ink had scrawled it over his arm and forgot about it when he showed up for a meeting.
He likes to doodle what he thinks the baby is gonna look like. There's a whole sketchbook floating around somewhere with all manner of baby skeletons, humans, and hybrids.
He's already devoted himself to teaching his kid how to draw as soon as they can hold a crayon.
Ink constantly flips on whether or not he's like "oh no what if the kid's like me???" and "omg what if the kid's just like me? :D" depending on his current palette of paints.
On one hand, there is that devastatingly sober realization of oh, what if he condemns his kid to the same conditions he has, but on the other, it makes him feel like melting into a puddle of adoration-filled pastel pink at the thought of having someone call him papa.
Even with Ink's eccentricities, the baby is going to be born into a very loving environment, with very loving grandparents who are going to fit every stereotype of overbearing but well-meaning in-laws for their grandbaby.
He does become a little bit of a hoverer when you start to show, since the visual reminder is a lot more powerful than any verbal reminder or note. There are times when he'll panic suddenly because he'll space out on whether you've eaten at all or if you're feeling any pain and if he needs to be massaging you or stealing some of Error's chocolate stash for you right now.
The second you push that baby out, Ink's gonna be cradling it in his arms and asking when the two of you can have another.
Fresh
"aw, dat sucks, bae. get well soon." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fresh doesn't understand. You don't understand. I don't understand. Nobody understands, but here you are.
Okay, so, you sit him down and explain everything. It's a long, painful process, like trying to teach a fourth grader rocket science, but you get through it. Yeah, he has no [FUNK]ing idea what he's doing, but sure, he can play the part of pops if it puts you at ease. How hard could it be?
Though there is a little bit of an uncomfortable bout of processing from Fresh's end for a few days. A small being, inhabiting you and stealing from your nutrient intake in order to live and grow? Where has he heard that one before...
But, the worst he gets is just a little jealous, and maybe a little... worried? About you? No, can't be. He's gonna bottle up that emotion and throw it with the rest of them, never to be thought about again.
He gets so [DANG] pouty when you tell him no more surprise rides on his skateboard or heelies (a habit he's picked up, he likes to grab you when you least expect it and roll around).
Fresh wants a very big say in the aesthetic of the nursery and baby clothes. If it doesn't have colors and patterns that could blind an innocent passerby, he doesn't want it.
He's gonna use that baby as leverage against you in every split decision the two of you have ("hear that, bae? lil' dude's agreein' wit' me down there").
He's going to be very naturally curious about your baby bump when it starts to show. Poking at it and feeling it up, you swear you never have a moment to yourself and you can't do anything with a hand on you. And when it starts kicking? You're not escaping his hold as he praises his kid for being a little fighter.
Fresh is also very obsessed with the prospect of his kid liking all the same things he does. He has a list of shows and a pile of comic books to show the kid. It's not even born yet, and he's already planning on turning them into a mini version of himself. Stars help you.
Epic
Epic is actually over the fucking moon. He's been waiting his whole life to pass on his sage advice and his skills to someone, especially an heir.
Actually, he wants to pass on knowledge that he doesn't even have yet. When you catch him trying to learn how to lockpick or whittle, he says it's because he wants his kid to have unique skills and hobbies (which will, also in his words, make his kid way cooler than anyone else's).
Epic reads three articles on pregnancy and thinks he's a damn doctor, telling you what to eat and how to sleep and what's good and not good for the baby.
He's going to want to do one of those stupid embarrassing pregnancy announcement photoshoots. Not even to announce that you're pregnant (he tells everyone he knows by pointing at your stomach and announcing that he "did that"), but just because he thinks they're funny.
Epic is just so extra at everything he does, and he's about to get a whole lot worse. If he sees you trying to get up for something, he's already on his feet and kneeling before you, asking about what it is that his monarch desires with an over-the-top dutiful flourish.
He's a little terrified of your mood swings, but in a playful way. When you're feeling pissed off for no particular reason and snapping at him, he'll start talking to the baby like "helllllp your parent is being mean to meeeee :("
He talks to the baby a lot, actually. Asking them what they want to eat, how their day is going, when they're thinking of coming out to meet him, etc.. Yeah, he is extremely excited to have this kid.
You have to remind him that he's going to be their father, not just their friend. His response is to tell you with full confidence that he'll be both. Yeah, he's definitely gonna be the lax, chill parent while you'll have to be the stricter one when the kid gets older.
Don't, under any circumstances, let Epic convince you of any of the names he's listed for the kid. He'll give you a compelling argument on each, but upon looking them up, you will find that they are the names of characters from anime he likes ("but if we name the kid after a badass, they'll grow up to be a badass!").
Your weight gain does not deter this man at all in matters of being horny for you. You'll be damn near ready to pop and he'll still ask if you're down for some fun. Careful, you might be gearing up for a second kid very soon after having your first.
Can you please do Papyrus and Sans (and their underfell and under swap versions) reacting to an so who likes to bite as a sign of affection?
I love the thought of them just trying to go about their day and then chomp
UT, UF, and US skeles with an S/O who bites to show affection
Undertale:
Sans:
PLEASE warn him before you do this the first time because he will 100% freeze up if he isn't prepared for it
After he knows why you're doing it though, Sans can't stop himself from laughing at it
He appreciates it that you get so overwhelmed by your affection for him that you can't show it in any way but biting him, but he's going to teasingly offer other, less startling ways to express it
Kisses? He can do those. Picking him up and spinning him around? He can handle that. Biting him? Now he might playfully scold you for catching you off guard
Once he's used to it a little more, he learns to pick up the signs of an incoming bite - and he'll absolutely try to make jokes and puns to throw you off
Papyrus:
After his initial shock passes, it very quickly becomes a competition to see who can out-do each other with over the top affection
Papyrus grabs your face and rubs his all over it in the best approximation of a kiss he can manage, all while laughing the entire time
He might offhandedly compare you to the royal guard dogs who have tried to take off with his bone attacks, but anyone can see the playfulness in his eyesockets
It startles him every single time that you bite him out of the blue, but every single time it ends in him gushing about how much he loves you too
Underfell:
Red:
Oh boy have you opened up a whole can of worms by doing this
Red will very quickly see it as a challenge to see who can bite harder, and believe me when I say that he will win that little battle
It gives him a good laugh every single time you chomp down on him out of the blue, and no matter when or where it is, he makes sure to return the favor with equal eagerness
His teeth are sharper than most, which usually ends in some minor accidents, but he will always always make sure to clean up any blood and make it up to you in some way or another
The go to is usually a trip to Grillby's with the promise that you'll be allowed to get everything you could possible want
However, neither of you are surprised in the slightest when he takes a good few bites of everything you get, saying that he has to make sure it's up to his standards
Edge:
The first time you do this to him, it startles him so badly that he lets out the most undignified shriek he's ever made in his life
He'll scold you while his cheekbones are practically glowing red with that flush of magic you adore
While he doesn't scream after that first time, it flusters him so so much every time you bite him
Despite how much he claims to hate it, you never see him actually try to stop you, but you do see the way he lowers himself down to your level to make it easier for you to reach whenever he picks up on the signs that you're about to bite
It isn't uncommon for him to very quickly speed off to clean or train after - his usual way to calm down after something manages to fluster him
Underswap:
Blue:
He immediately freezes up every time it happens, only to break out in a fit of muffled laughter
"IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT CUTENESS AGGRESSION? I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THOUGHT I WAS THAT CUTE!"
No matter how many times you do it, he somehow always knows exactly when you're planing to sneak up on him to chomp and to show him how much you love him
Blue might tease you a little bit by saying that he's not a chewtoy, and might even offer to buy you those little rubber necklaces for you chew on if you really feel need to
Stretch:
He's another one of the skeletons who audibly yelps every time you chomp down on him, but he finds it endearing
You feel so much affection for him that you can't think of any other way to show it but to bite him? Oh, he thinks it's the most adorable thing in the world
If he has the chance, he likes to flop himself on top of you like a very bony weighted blanket, saying that you're in time out
He might carefully bite back to get revenge, but it's never enough to really do anything but tickle an make you laugh
I was wondering how the papyri boys (or whoever you’d like to write for!) would react to an SO who has major cuteness aggression and has no choice but to nuzzle them aggressively or bite them.
Thank you for your wonderful writing and I hope you have a lovely day/night!
He's a little shocked the first time you do it and just watches in mild concern as you nibble on him.When you explain it he is so pleased he's cute enough to trigger it in you. Will accept your nuzzles and bites like it's any other form of affection and might nuzzle back into you with a skeleton kiss.
Sans:
Oh wow he's a little surprised at first y'know he's just not used to being a chew toy. Definetly makes as many biting jokes as he can anything related to teeth(I'm not creative enough to come up with some bite me (hehe)). He'll nuzzle you back gently and just accept his fate when you attack him with love.
Underfell:
Edge:
He's a bit put off at first and thinks you're having an episode the very first time. Doesn't understand what's going on when you're knawing on his bones in affection. Concerned look and slight disgust over the saliva on him the first few times but he gets used to it and just accepts it with mild exasperation. The nuzzles he can deal with better and will nuzzle you back in skeleton kisses though not as aggressively.
Red:
Absolutely thinks you're fucking weird but you're his weirdo so he's okay with it. Does not get you at all when you're straight up chewing on him but he understands this is one of your ways of showing love so he's just taking it with a grin and a head pat. Gets the nuzzles and will aggressively nuzzle you back with skeleton kisses while he holds you down so you're forced to accept them.
Underswap:
Stretch:
Thinks its nice and loves this form of affection as much as any other kind. Will aggressively skeleton kiss you back. 100% willing to return the energy. Doesn't really think of himself as cute so when he does something that's clearly adorable he's always a little surprised when you basically affectionately attack him.
Blue:
Also has cuteness aggression so he understands you. Nuzzles and bites you back just as aggressively and with just as much love. Sometimes he'll "fight" back and gently push you away or pin you down so you can't do anything and then he'll cause a counter attack.
Horrortale
Willow:
His brother has the worst case of cuteness aggression out of all the boys I write for so he's used to this. Will return the nuzzles and let you bite away at his bones as he gently pets your head. He doesn't understand what you two find so cute about him but it's kind of nice to think he's cute enough to cause an aggressive response.
Axe:
Oh yeah he loves this. Just stares at you with his big ass eyelight as he purrs loudly while you nibble on him. Nuzzles into you affectionately and so hard he knocks you over sometimes, he doesn't stop when he does either just climbs on top of you and continues the love attack.
Since you did say you would consider making other Papyrus content, you gotta at least finish of the trio with Swap Papyrus. I would love to see it in your style. In your own leasure of course, no pressure lol
(He falls asleep on you .5 seconds later. You are stuck there all night.)
You’re so right is the thing. I DID have to finish the trio
note: i just wanted to apologize for my very clear favouritism here </3
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💙Sans:
Sans is an observer, he has a keen eye and uses it to his advantage. He likes to lay back and watch, allowing himself to get a feel for a situation before getting involved.
He usually uses this ability of his for reasons revolving caution. He may be a laid back sort of guy, but he can never be too careful. It's not like his tendencies to scrutinize go noticed by anyone either. No harm done.
So when he meets his you, his future S/O, and doesn't feel the need to scrutinize, something changes in his life. Feeling disarmed never felt so good before.
Sans admires his S/O's natural way of easing a room. Easing him. He feels like he can breathe a bit easier when you're around, whether you realize it or not.
Others don't notice any difference in Sans's behaviour since meeting you. He'll always be regular old Sans to everyone.
However, he feels different. His jokes feel a bit more sincere on his tongue, his tone more raw, and less protected. He hopes he can repay you for this one day.
🧡Papyrus:
It's no secret that Papyrus has a hard time making friends. Of course people like him, he's pleasant and kind, and he's really hard to miss.
But he wants to feel related to, not looked upon in confusion and amusement.
Sometimes, being watched instead of really spoken to makes him feel incredibly isolated. He's good at pretending otherwise, but it does get to him sometimes.
When he first met you, he was positively surprised when you matched his energy almost immediately. Your tone wasn't forced, your words not lathered in butter and ridiculously sugarcoated. You didn't treat him like a strange, cheery guy you happened to entertain for the sake of being kind. No, you enjoy his big personality.
Papyrus loves his S/O's ability to keep up with him. You immediately become his favourite person ever. You effortlessly fit into his life, and he couldn't be more happy to have you with him.
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🫐Blue:
Blue gets passionate about things. He can't like things normally. When he gets interested in something, it absolutely consumes his every waking moment for weeks before something new catches his eye.
He walks out of a movie theatre after enjoying the film he just saw? He's scouring the undernet for every piece of merchandise he can find and making a playlist of video essays dissecting each character. He needs something to listen to while he's training afterall.
He finishes a game he picked up on a whim and liked? He's spontaneously making a character accurate cosplay that he'll wear to the next local convention. He's going on online artist shops and buying stickers of his favourite characters. He's getting keychains and hanging them wherever he can.
He stumbled upon you one day, maybe on the subway, maybe on a bus, but he noticed a piece of fan merch pinned to your bag and he couldn't help himself. He needed to tell you he loved it.
The quick admiration for your pin turned into a (consensual) info-dumping session because, guess what! The character on your pin was from Blue's insane fixation three months ago!
When you do some info-dumping of your own, he is not only thoroughly impressed, but he feels like thanking the stars for the opportunity to have met you. He has never met anyone who enjoys media as much as he does. He's met his match.
Blue admires his S/O's ability to have deep, intense passions for things like he does. He yearns to nerd out with someone, and you have all the qualities to become his go-to nerd out buddy.
He especially loves listening to you go on and on about something he knows absolutely nothing about. The more obscure to him, the better. And if you'll listen to his own interests in return? You know just how to get to his metaphorical heart!
He just thinks you're so beautiful, in and out. In a world of putting others down for having interests and passions of your own, you continue being yourself.
swap sans taglist: @nurseeverbloomviolet
🚬Stretch:
Like Sans, Stretch keeps a weather eye on everything. However, his disarming personality and laid back qualities make it hard for others to notice just how much he notices.
He feels sort of alone in that regard, always passively watching over his loved ones. He isn't overbearing. This is simply a responsibility he gave himself, something always at the back of his mind.
So, imagine his surprise when you suddenly appeared in his life, eyes just as keen as his? Wow. He's interested.
Much like himself, you make a habit of examining your surroundings, and the people within them. You have a way of reading others that genuinely impresses Stretch.
You see things that go unnoticed even by him sometimes. Not only that, but you use it for the betterment of yourself and others.
He sincerely doesn't know how you do it, but you just know when someone's feeling down, and you do what you can to make them feel better.
Stars, you're so cool.
Stretch admires his S/O's ability to be just as vigilant as himself. He thinks it makes you look intelligent, gooosshh, he could stare at you all day-
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🍫Red:
It isn't possible to thrive in the underground Red grew up in. It was dark, scary, violent, nowhere for a child to be living in. But, Red had to learn to survive, in more ways than one.
He learned how to fight, how to attack and wound, how to kill. He had to, for his brother sake and for his own. But he also learned how to shut off his emotions.
Perhaps not completely, he never figured out how to become a numb-minded killer, going through the motions of the day in order to make it back home in one piece. He still woke up from nightmares in a panic, he still got worried when Edge left the house for too long, but he was good at pretending he didn't give a shit about anything.
When Red first started dating you, he felt sick. Of course, this wasn't your fault, and he would never dare mention it to you, but sometimes the thought of you made him nauseous.
Stars, did he want it to work. He really did! But having to force those soft emotions he buried deep inside him to come out and make themselves known? That went against every survival instinct he'd ever known.
Somehow, you figured it out. You hadn't read these thoughts of his in a journal, or overheard him confiding in another, no. You just knew. You never brought it up either, you knew not to do that to.
Instead, you gave him space when he needed it, before he'd even have to ask. He never felt so seen in his life.
Red admires his S/O's ability to know when he needs space, and when he needs to be smothered with affection. He has a hard time with words and communication, and for you to effortlessly understand what he needs brings him so much more peace than you'd ever imagine.
After a while, he stopped needing the space. He likes you beside him, where he can keep an eye on you, or pull you into his arms whenever he pleases.
🔺Edge:
Edge did not become the notorious, feared man that he is today on a whim, nor for personal pleasure. He did it as a means of survival. In order to be safe, you need to be terrifying. He learned this lesson at a young age, and lived by it ever since.
Many believe that Edge's ability to command and control comes naturally to him. He is a product of his unlivable, harsh environment after all. Not only does he continue to survive, but he seems to be thriving. Stars, he climbed the ranks and became the head of the Royal Guard!
However, Edge's biggest skill his ability to act. He conceals it flawlessly, but he is, undoubtedly, the most miserable monster in the underground.
Edge is not a violent force not to be reckoned with at heart, no. He simply doesn't know how to function otherwise. The world never gave him the opportunity to be kind, and he grew up believing kindness was a fool's way of ensuring suicide.
When meeting you, you left an impression so unforgettable, that he remained puzzled and captivated by it. Your expression so kind, your acts so genuine, it haunted him for weeks. How could someone like you act the way you do and remain alive? Why hasn't someone erased you off of the face of the earth like every other weak, emotional wreck?
What is your secret? He wants desperately to know. He, too, wants to be kind.
Edge admires his S/O's ability to remain kind and true to themselves, no matter how unforgiving the world is. You remind him of someone he wishes he could afford to be.
You help him know that he is allowed to be vulnerable, and gentle, and true to himself. Perhaps not in front of others, but at the very least in your company.
Sometimes he worries that your kindness will get you killed. He is tormented by paranoid thoughts of you never coming home, dead and stiff somewhere.
However, he also knows you're the toughest person he has ever met. If your gentle nature and empathy can survive in a world of murders and horrors beyond comprehension, he knows you can handle yourself. He has faith in you, just as you have faith in him.
Don't need to ask how you found his hoodie. Just say he took it off while doing something and deciding to wear it. He'd been looking for it before seeing you standing there with his hoodie on. That hoodie means so much to him and seeing his partner in it made his soul skip a beat. “didn’t think ya’d wanna wear… y’know. somethin’ of mine.” he'd say quietly. He's bashful about it but would quickly recover with a pun. "or maybe... you're just trying to hood-wink me into thinking you're cold." Then he would be super sweet about it like how he is with a lot of things in the relationship. “if ya get cold, lemme know. hoodie rental includes one free skeleton heater.”
Red:
This poor skeleton. He wasn't suspecting it at all. When he sees you wearing his hoodie he freezes in place. "...that's mine" he'd tell you. 100% this skeleton will say he wants his hoodie back all the time. 'Please sweetheart don't listen to him. Keep it on he loves it on you. I swear if you give it back to him inside, he will be a sad skeleton but not show it on the outside.' A skeleton who will think that once you wear his hoodie that you claimed him fully and he is yours forever too. Makes sure his coat smells more like him before you wear it to make sure no other monsters touch you. Stake his own claim.
Stretch:
Stretch loves it when he finds you in his hoodie. Whether it be too big on you or fits just fine. He will tease you endlessly as you were wearing his hoodie. “comes with free cuddles, if you're wonderin’. Hoodie rules.” Of course, you have to give into him when he says something like that. You're his new favorite pillow when you wear his hoodie. His long lanky form laying against yours. His skull nuzzling against your chest. Please run your hand over his skull while he lays against you. He will fall asleep in minutes.
Bear:
One skeleton who really doesn't understand why of anything you'd want to wear his hoodie. He didn't hate it was just confused. “...didn’t… think you’d like somethin’ that beat-up.” He would get closer to you. “been through… a lot, y’know?” If you told him that his hoodie was nice and warm despite everything it's been through he'd smile. He could feel something melt inside him. If you're sitting down, he'd sit next to you. “…it suits ya,” he mutters. “better’n it ever suited me.” If you try to tell him that it's his hoodie and it always looks better on him than you he'd shake his head. "...nah... ya can keep wearin’ it. i… like seein’ ya in it.”
Nova:
Kinda acts similar to Sans. It would be early in the morning when he's in the middle of a yawn and see you in his hoodie. “guess ya, uh… raided my closet, huh?” He loves it on you. Like many of the others please don't take it off. “looks better on you anyway… not that, uh… that’s hard.” "Nova this hoodie literally matches you... can't look better on me if it's made for you" you'd try to tell him. All of them would say that you look in it better than him. He would smile softly seeing you in his hoodie. God, he loved you so much and this made his love deeper.
Rus:
Once he sees it on you it's like he blue-screened. “i didn’t think you’d… w-want to wear something of mine.” So nervous but loved the way you looked inside of it. Please don't take it off. Never take it off. He knows how much that jacket means to him but seeing you wear it is making his soul feel like its running in circles and constant fluttering. “does it— um— fit? i mean— of course it fits, it’s big, i just— i mean— i hope it’s not… uncomfortable or anything.” Trying so hard to not to explode as you tell him its warm and you like it. “you… like it? that’s… good. i don’t mind. i really… don’t mind.” His voice would soften into something fragile and earnest. “you can keep it on. i… kinda like seeing you in it.”
☆ Their S/O snorts for the first time around them.
☆Warning(s) None
☆Author Note(s) I snort a lot when I laugh and I think its adorable when others do it. I'm heavily in my Undertale hyperfixation faze, so expect me to write a lot about it for a while. Great time to request some undertale stuff ;)
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UT! Sans ☆
Rises his eyebrows(?) and smirks a bit wider. With a light blue dusted on his cheek bones, Sans start shooting off as many puns as possible just to make you laugh harder. By the end you can hardly breathe and your face is flush, making it feel warm. Which you really only notice when you go up to your face to message out the soreness from smiling to much.
Thinks its adorable. Probably makes a couple puns about it but would never make fun of you.
UF! Sans ☆
"Damn sweetheart, didn't mean to tickle your funny bone."
His smirk grows into a shit eating grin, showing his sharp teeth a bit more. He goes on for another 10 minutes, wanting to hear what other noises he could possibly get from you. Its only until he's worried that you might pass out from lack of oxygen that he starts to lay off.
He one hundred percent snorts too, doesn't mind it at all. Doesn't mean he won't tease you a little bit though, its just in his nature.
US! Papyrus ☆
Pauses for a second before laughing with you, hard. Don't take it as an insult, Papyrus just thinks its cute. Makes sure to tell you this with a wink too. For the rest of the time spent, he stares with you with a orange glow on his face and a gentle look in his eyes. Makes it a challenge for himself to make you snort as much as possible for the foreseeable future. (Be prepared for a lot of bad puns.)
Papyrus admires you for it, seeing you happy in the first place honestly makes his soul jump a bit. Tries to make you snort in front of others just to fluster you, but doesn't ever make you feel bad about it. Immediately reassures you if you think its weird or embarrassing.
