our ship tbh
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who — accepting.
collects rocks – darcy, she lines them across her windowsills. paints them sometimes.
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep – darcy, she looks at them when he’s not there.
gets drunk and breaks shit – apollo? i don’t think it’d be in an angry sort of way but more of a clumsy sort of way. darcy doesn’t drink very much.
can’t swim – darcy, she was never taught how to.
remembers to feed the fish – apollo.
puts up christmas decorations in november – would either of them do this i mean they aren’t christian so i mean… i feel like apollo would do it just so he can get presents though
sends inappropriate texts and snapchats while the other is in a meeting – darcy darcy darcy darcy darcy
makes sims just to drown them in the pool – apollo, you sick fuck.
brings the other coffee at work – apollo would definitely bring dbag coffee while she’s at school.
takes gym locker room selfies – apollo.
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class – … darcy. she sasses the salsa-making class teacher.
forgets to charge the other’s ipad and leaves it dead on the coffee table – apollo.












