#lymskur

[thrungva]

if u could licc my fivehead / it would poison u

[gladofwar-blog]

@lymskur liked for a starter!

the coffee tastes like shit, especially from the flask, but he’s too lazy to pull over and bother trifling with people just to get something else. tosses the flask into the backseat, hears it bump around.

“hey.” glances at his passenger, before gaze goes back on the road. “as much as i enjoy our little roadtrips, you might want to take over for a bit-”

“-no one lets a man with  O N E eye drive. i could total this baby in two minutes and you wouldn’t even realize until we’re sitting pretty in a ditch.”

[asagrim]

lymskur

      ❝ ALMOST done field dressing this elk — should last us a few days, maybe a week at most. Not sure about you, but I’ll be glad to eat something other than fish and hare. ❞

[runetongued-blog]

         ❝ Are you absolutely certain you would not mind trying this new lefse recipe I have prepared? It has the warmest compliments from all over Asgard, you might miss out. ❞

@lymskur

[realitv]

lymskur replied to your post: lymskur replied to your post: ...

FINE I’LL JUST GO TO VERMONT IT’S THE SAME THING ANYWAY

every time an american says a state is the same as canada an elite task force of canadian sniper geese is sent to your home and attacks you 

[realitv]

lymskur replied to your post: lymskur replied to your post: ...

WHO SAYS I WON’T TAKE A TRIP TO CANADA AND BRING EM WITH ME HUH

GET AWAY FROM MY GOOD CANADIAN HOME

[realitv]

lymskur replied to your post: if i make my nsfw tag “PATRON GOD OF PAY PER VIEW...

i want a 10% cut of your profit every time you use it

YOU DONT EVEN REDEEM ROLL UP RIMS IN AMERICA

[famewulf]

"Maybe what I did was wrong and selfish, but my heart was breaking."

SHADOWHUNTERS STARTERS  —  LYMSKUR  ( ACCEPTING )

               ❝ WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?  Forgive you?  Tell you ‘It’s all right’?  Our family was TORN apart by Óðinn, and yet you’d still eat his SHIT if he fed it to you. If yourheart was so broken, you should HATE him, curse him, spit on him — not continueto GROVEL at his feet. ❞  

               Hair on the back of his neck BRISTLED and vitriol boiled inhis gut, begging to rise and seep past clenched teeth. There was a time when hewould have LOVED to see his father, but now every visit ended up like this —fuel for his RAGE, stoking the fires of spite, and there was nothing that couldtruly appease him aside from the prophecy that prompted the Allfather’sPITILESS decision to rip three innocent children   ( “MONSTERS”  )   from their home,from their mother. He would pay for everything, when all of the pieces fellinto place.

               ❝ You chose abond forged out of a bloody HANDSHAKE over your own creations. Take that shameto the grave, if you even HAVE any. ❞