#lynluc

[thekaiqueen]

Lyney: Oh my Diluc.

Freminet: Don't you mean 'oh my God'?

Lyney: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

[thekaiqueen]

Lyney: I asked Diluc out.

Lynette: Oh, I’m sorry.

Lyney: Why?

Lynette: Well, I assume he said no.

Lyney: No, he said yes.

Lynette: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

[thekaiqueen]

Diluc: I fell—

Lyney: From heaven?

Diluc: No, I literally fell—

Lyney: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Diluc: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lyney: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

[thekaiqueen]

Diluc: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Cyno: I’m “a couple of things”.

Lyney: I’m “got distracted”.

[thekaiqueen]

Lyney, holding a deck of cards fanned out: Pick a card, any card! What you pick is what you are~

Diluc: Okay. *takes a card* It’s the king of hearts.

Lyney: Cause that’s what you are, the king of my heart!

Diluc: Awww… That's sweet. But if you bought 52 decks of cards just for that trick, I’m leaving you.

[thekaiqueen]

Childe: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Diluc: screw that, im not kissing any of you.

Lyney: *walks in*

Diluc: welp, i guess rules are rules-