lyricalclxrity
You find yourself in one of the CLOTHING STORES. You have always admired the malls of Sector oo5 and their colorful array of wares, but never had any money to buy anything that caught your fancy. When you did, you opted out due to POORLY PLACED ELITISM. Now you can buy anything you want and not feel bad about it.
That is, if you find something you actually like. These stores are filled with clothing that you have no idea how to use in style. For example, why do those hats have leaf patterns on them? Why are those shorts floral? That shirt is way too baggy to ever fit a humanoid body.
While you are shuffling through your options, your horn catches on one of said loose garments, and you find an ENTIRE RACK OF CLOTHING falling down at your feet. You look at the one other person in the store with guilty eyes.
[ ♉ ] TAVROS: uMMM,