#lzbn

[patinadoresoficial]

Se é patins está no ar @takeshiyasutoko - Team Japan Fun session🇯🇵 Thank you @redbullcrashedice 🙏 今日の午前中は全選自由に練習できる時間だったので日本チームでワイワイやってきました！ なんて贅沢な時間。天気も良くて最高に気持ちよかったです。 マティのイチ、ニー、サン、ゴー！が何回聞いてもギャグにしか聞こえません笑 with @toma_yamauchi @suzuki_masahito @arisayoshida17 Thank you for... @goprojp @goodskates_inc @lzbn_official @canamonroad_japan @papasu1048 @virus.japan #GoProHERO7 #GoProJP #goodskates #LZBN #BRPjapan #papasu #virusjapan #takeshiyasutoko #安床武士 #RedbullCrashedIce #fenwaypark #boston #IceCrossDownhill #アイススケート #この動画からも仲が良いのが伝わるかと - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt2v3OhBYfv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ujcq0bhq8e52

[akkeyakkey]

ROLLINROCK vol.3めちゃ楽しかった！！ JUNKROCKCAFE食べに来てくれた人ありがとうございます*\(^o^)/* 再会、出会い、感動、ほんとに楽しい時間でした⭐️会場の雰囲気も最高でした🏝来年も参加できたらよろしくお願いします！！🍛🌯 和歌山のお坊さんと名古屋組はインラインスケーターのジュリアちゃんを応援していますo(^_-)O！w #rollinrock #名村造船所跡地 #LZBN #JUNKROCKCAFE #安床ブラザーズ #安床武士 #安床エイト #ロールインロック #大阪 #feelin #フィーリン #住之江区 #北加賀屋 #レイジーボーンズ #RIR #rir余韻 (名村造船所跡地 クリエイティブセンター大阪)

[cloud13tokyo]

【NOISEMAKER】 AGくんとHIDEくんが ふらりと遊びに来てくれました♪ ありがとうございます！ #NOISEMAKER #LZBN #cloud13

[cloud13tokyo]

【CLOUD13 × LZBN】 コラボアイテム 本日より大阪 南堀江 《Feelin'》様にて 店頭限定販売開始！ 限定品のショップ限定 コラボの為に再構築したデザイン レアなアイテムとなってます。 是非！ #Repost @feelin_lzbn with ・・・ Feelin'オープンしてます☆ 本日より発売の【CLOUD13 × LZBN】コラボアイテム早速沢山の方々にご購入いただいております！ #CLOUD13 #LZBN #collaboration #newarrival #feelin #knockoutmonkey #osaka #horie #大阪 #堀江

[cloud13tokyo]

本日から大阪Feelin'様にて 店頭販売開始！ #Repost @feelin_lzbn with ・・・ 【CLOUD13 × LZBN】コラボデザイン公開！ オリジナルパターンのバンダナ柄を使用したS/S TEEは渾身の2デザイン計4種。 ボディ自体もS〜XLサイズ展開、リブ幅の変更など、LZBN専用の特別仕様です！ 各¥4,900＋TAX #CLOUD13 #LZBN #collaboration #bandana #paisley #newarrivals #feelin #osaka #horie #大阪 #堀江

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

witchcraft

so after learning that my great grammy was a witch ive recently been having a lot of fun discovering my own magical powers and creating spells. i wish i could ask my great grammy for advice but sadly she was caught instigating a goat orgy and burned at the steak or w/e.

so this is just a simple spell i made, its a love spell! for all of u who didnt have a happy velntrines day, give my spell a try and u will not be dissapoint!  1. crush some grape flavoured japanese hello kitty kandies in to a fine powder 2. sprinkle them on a tampon thrice used

3. burn the tampon (make sure u have an adult with u!) 4. place the ashes in an upside down rats skull 5. place the skull on a picture of garnet from steven universe 6. smash the skull with a hammer 7. put the hammer under ur pillow that night if u did everything correctly, a spirit will visit the dreams of ur crush and ask consent to make them fall in love with u! <3 may not always work because they might say no. but the next day, go up 2 ur crush and ask them out and see if it works!! holy shit guys it really does work, i tried this. (this doesnt work for str8 ppl/men, since they arent capable of love.)

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

pre tumblr days #memories

been reminiscing a lot 2day, back before i even knew who tumblr was.

i used to be a very timid girl. i suppose i still am. I used to think that white ppl and men were just ‘ppl’ like u and me, i used to think they had feelings or w/e and actual beating hearts instead of the black, sickly oozing lumps of pure evil that pumps the shit thru their veins. i wasnt even sure what a lzbn was, until i was taking a piss in a chick-fil-a bathroom and overheard two neonazi staff members plans to crucify a local lzbn. i’d never heard these words before... ‘Lzbn’? ‘ Führer’??

it was such an innocent time. the day i discovered tumblr? omg. i couldnt believe what i was seeing! this incredible web of dazzling light, connecting billions of hearts and minds! this softly pulsating warmth the burned thru my body filling me up with the creative thoughts of infinite fandoms. a living, breathing orgasm all of its own, one mind, one soul, one purpose. 

i had my first organism that day. it blew my off my computer chair and i just laid on the floor, motionless for about 5 hours. my screen frozen on an enlarged lzbn fanficcie about Michon from the walking dead and xena warrior princess only the xena in this ficcie was played by an actual greek woman. a single tear rolled down my cheek. “i have come home” i said aloud. 

[sjwgrrrl13-blog]

IM SO FUCKIN SICK OF LZBN POSERS

so i got to sk00l and shona-chan was all like “OMG OMG GUESS WAT” and i was like “wat??” and she was like “guess” and i was like “wat!?” and she was like;

“ur not that only lzbn in class anymore!” and i was like “....wat.”

so get this

this girl. calls herself “Terri whitmore” turns up one day, with white skin, in my class, starts fuckin telling EVERYONE she meets shes a fuckin lzbn, she just cant fuckin stop saying she may aswell have stuck it on a fuckin tshirt. so i said to shona-chan wats her OTP? and shona-chan was like “she doesnt have one.” Thats when i got suspicious. so i went over to her and i was like “hi um yeah so apparently theres been some kind of mistake, everyones saying u think ur a lzbn??” and she was all like “i am a lzbn” so i was like lol ok sure, whats ur tumblr address? id know it if u were a real lzbn. and thats when it all fell apart, her deceitful web of dirty fuckin lies and sexual appropriation.

“i dont know wat tumblr is...” she said...

I KNEW IT I FUCKIN KNEW IT!!! u cant fuckin turn up to sk00l and tell every fuckin person ur a lzbn when u got no OTP and u dont even KNOW wat tumblr is?? fuck off from here u wannabe bitch u dont know what a real lzbn is.u come here with ur fuckin pigtails and ur overalls and ur fuckin rainbow badge and ur stupid scabby freckles thinking “oh being a lzbn is so trendy and hip” because theres not a single FUCKIN thought in that empty white head of urs that isnt COMPLETELY FUCKIN VACUOUS and if u had an identity of ur own ur FUCKIN MUFF would explode from the fuckin SHOCK that one of ur worthless little braincells kicked itself in to action!!! NO ONE WANTS U HERE TERRI WHITMORE, UR A FUCKIN LZBN POSER PIECE OF CUNT FUCKIN PISS AND U WOULDNT KNOW A LZBN IF SHE PLIED OPEN UR FRIGID LEGS AND STUCK HER WHOLE HEAD DOWN THAT REGINASAURUS WRECK U CALL A PUSSY!!!!

and thankfully she applied to change classes after that. urgh. she has NO idea how lonely it is being the only lzbn in my class, i have no one to talk to and no one who understands me. except of course, all of u, my lovelies here on tumblr. <3 love u all so much.