Aug 18, 2019
[Evie comes downstars]
Evie: Hello, Harry.
Harry: [incoherent babble]
Uma: I can translate Scottish salivating boy-talk. He says you're beautiful.
Harry: [babbles to Uma]
Uma: You're welcome.
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[Evie comes downstars]
Evie: Hello, Harry.
Harry: [incoherent babble]
Uma: I can translate Scottish salivating boy-talk. He says you're beautiful.
Harry: [babbles to Uma]
Uma: You're welcome.
Harry: Ye know, ye probably didn't know this, but back before ye moved to Auradon, I had a major crush on ye.
Evie: I knew.
Harry: Ye did? Oh... I always figured ye just thought I was a dumb pirate.
Evie: I did.
Harry: Princess' mad at me, and I'm not clear why.
Uma: Okay, were you talking before she got upset?
Harry: Yes.
Uma: That's probably it.
Harry: I guarantee ye, twenty years from now, I'll be the princess' second husband.
Evie: What happened to my first husband?
Harry: Nothing ye can prove.
before his first date with evie
Harry: Can I tell her she looks nice?
Uma: Sure.
Harry: Can I tell her I miss her?
Uma: Maybe, if she asks.
Harry: Can I show her an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren?
Uma: [long pause] I'd save that for the second date.
Harry: Come on, Uma. I wasn't that drunk!
Uma: You were flirting with Evie.
Harry: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Uma: You asked her if she was single...
Uma: And then cried when she said she wasn't.
morning sickness
Harry: I want ye to stop vomiting.
Evie: If I could control it, I'd do it on you right now.
Gil: What exactly does that mean? 'Friends with benefits'?
Gil: Does Harry provide Evie with health insurance?
Uma: ...