a collection of really moronic things myself & my friends have said on discord. may contain adult themes, crude humor, & absolutely will have vulgar language. part two out of as many as it takes to get the legacy of my clique out there.
ps. this is a revised version of the same meme i posted to the now deactivated sideblog to an rp called ‘ temptedinspo ’ months ago.
note: all instances where it should say him/his or her/hers has been changed to allow you to put in your own pronouns to fit as needed ! some of these are better as texts, so they can also be used as texting prompts if you put [ txt ] beforehand ! hopefully this has allowed this meme to be fully customized and usable by everyone !
“ holy shit, is her vagina okay? ”
“ screw yo damn perfect titties. i got back problems. ”
“ pornhug. porn with hugs. ”
“ YOU STOLE [ pronoun ] MONEY AND NOW [ pronoun ] PUDDING, I CAN’T BELIEVE! ”
“ just suck a fucking dick and learn how to open your throat. ”
“ i’m too gay for this. ”
“ me, inevitably drinking my liar juice. ”
“ CALLIN’ ME A COWARD? you’re right. ”
“ not everyone wants a rimjob, you feel? ”
“ i’m never up on the #news or the #goss. ”
“ stop spreading your straightness. ”
“ man... i wouldn’t wanna spread the het. that’s nasty. ”
“ drunkenly serenade me with karaoke or what we have is fake. ”
“ [ pronoun ]’s the sweetest mess... dear god, protect [ pronoun ]. ”
“ did [ pronoun ] just peak as dumbass? ”
“ i just sneezed and farted, so tonight is going as expected. ”
“ just gays bein’ gays. ”
“ sad gays yeehawing and hawyeeing their way through life. ”
“ this just in: i’m definitely in pain. ”
“ i’m just saying... my [ bf / gf / partner ] eats ass when it’s requested of [ pronoun ]. ”
“ you’re cancelled. ”
“ you’ve never seen that vine? ”
“ i’m a slacker. we done been knew. ”
“ knock knock, here to fuck shit up. ”
“ only one of us is called butt master and is, therefore, the true master of the butt. ”
“ but only a novice butt master would put out there they are one. ”
“ can [ pronoun ] not be so loud with those glasses? i’m feeling attacked. ”
“ sorry, i’m googling how to cut toxic people out of my life real quick. ”
“ [ pronoun ] really does feed off of the bloodlust of people and twists them until they’re practically just as awful as [ pronoun ] is. ”
“ the fucking ocean, my dude. ”
