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“As your mail guy, I’m not really supposed to ask this, but what the fuck have you been ordering?” He fumbles with the box, unable to hold it much longer. This isn’t the first time he’s delivered something difficult to this property, be it size, shape or weight — or all of the above. He isn’t nosy by any means, but he can only take almost faceplanting as he turns out of the back of his van so many times.












