#m:pepper

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peter do you ever get jealous of pepper?

Not really. I mean, I'm pretty sure she likes me more than Tony, nowadays, anyway.

It does get a little... ehh when I remember they've seen each other naked before, though. Like... what? What's that about? That's... illegal, right?

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Tony why will it start a fight ?

Because I said I’d fuck his aunt, which icks him out and and reminds him that I usually go for hot women closer to my age. And I said I’d marry Pep, and he still gets insecure about my relationship with her.

Which, quite frankly, is just ridiculous.

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:0 I mean i get the fuck May part. Can’t kill her bc duh. But marry Pep???? I’m legit surprised you said that

Why is that so surprising? She was my first serious and healthy relationship.

Uh-huh.

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Hard mode: Tony this one is for you hehe- May Parker, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan. Peter for you: MJ, Ned, and Betty! Hehe, don’t worry if you can’t answer 😈 it’s hard mode

Marry MJ, because she’s amazing; fuck... oh God, wait, I don’t want to do that.

Okay, fuck MJ, marry Ned, and Kill Betty. I’m sorry, Betty! We’re just not super great friends!!

I hope you know this is literally going to start a fight.

Marry Pepper, fuck May, and Kill Happy.

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hey pete! do you think pepper could maybe talk to tony about the whole relapsing thing? i mean she was around when it was a problem right? maybe she can figure out what’s going on...

I guess...

It just feels bad. Like... really bad knowing I can’t take care him. I mean, obviously something was wrong, and I didn’t even have a clue.

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It's a relief that others don't try to keep it pg13😇 what i meant about the ceremony (sorry for not being clear) is who'll perform it, if it's going to have any religious element. But feel free to give any details. Peter's is enthusiasm is lovely

No religion, because I’m an atheist, and religion makes Peter sort of uneasy. (The only gods he worships are Thor and myself.)

But! We are thinking about having Pepper officiate it. She’s been a big part of our lives, and well... having my ex in our wedding party doesn’t feel quite right, but somehow this does.

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Are you guys handling your own wedding prep or getting other people to do it for you??

We’re doing it, with the exception of a little help from May and Pepper.

They’re just so much better at planning things, to be honest. It’d be a disaster if we didn’t have them behind us.

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Tony, are you still staying with Harley when Peter goes on the trip? Then you have someone to help you take care of the babies because I imagine 3 kids are not an easy task!

I’m gonna stay exactly where I’m at right now. Rhodes, Pepper, and Morgan are all flying out to meet the babies and keep me company while Pete’s gone.