#m-i.quotes

[reilliane]

[Name]: Aether

Aether: Yeah?

[Name]: Can I make you mine? 🥺

Aether: 😳 Yes-

Kazuha, Xiao, Venti:

What actually happened:

[reilliane]

—

[Name], humming: I just read this book last night. Imagine getting not one, but two- I dunno, imagine multiple men falling for one lucky lady.

Venti, Aether, Kazuha, Xiao:

[Name]: Impossible, amirite?

Kazuha: In truth-

Venti, Aether, Xiao:

the aftermath: little what?

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Kazuha: [ ruefully reciting a haiku in the lonely night ] Bright red dendrobiums...

[Name], a spirit, standing nearby: [ shaking Tomo ] It's so unfair, why can't he see us 〒▽〒

Tomo, also a spirit: Why are you crying-

[Name]: You're crying too!

Tomo: Am not-

Kazuha: [ tearing up ]

Tomo: I'M CRYING

Kazuha: ... Born to wither hereafter, may you bloom again (；′⌒`)

[Name]: MY LITTLE BROTHER I AM HERE DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. [ desperately flailing, sending gusts of wind ]

Kazuha: [ Being hit with the wind ] Yes, my friend, it is indeed a solemn night

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Servant A: The Queen's personal Knight and servant... he's amazing, isn't he? Sir Kaedehara?

Servant B: He is... ! Maybe it has something to do with his past as a noble? He can do anything! He doesn't seem to have any weakness!

Childe, Alatus, and Kazuha, overhearing the conversation:

Alatus: The star of the castle.

Childe: I'm inclined to tell them what exactly your one weakness is.

Kazuha: ...................

Alatus: Thankfully, he was not punished.

Childe: Her Majesty was highly amused.

Kazuha: With all due respect, I do not know what you are talking about.

[ childe: [name] was only a little irked, seeing sir kaedehara be such a lightweight made her lenient ♪(´▽｀) ]

[reilliane]

Bartending with a protective little brother...

[Name]: Have you thought of what to order?

Customer: Yes.. I would like..

Aether, cleaning the glasses: [staring]

[Name]: Yes?

Customer: A kiss [winks]

Aether: [staring intensifies]

[Name]: [blinks] You mean a snow-covered kiss?

Customer: I said what I-

Aether: I think he wants some Death After Noon [smiles] Why don't you let me handle this, sister?

[Name]: Alright.

Customer: No, wait, um-

Aether: What would you like to order?

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Kazuha, first time wearing his traveling apparel (in-game clothes): I'll be leaving now, nee-san.

[Name]: Be safe- [ eyes his half-worn haori ] ... 🤔

Kazuha:

Kazuha: It's style (✿◡‿◡)

[Name]: 🤨🤨 Are those stockings—

Kazuha: [ skedaddles ] Be back later!

SLAM!

[Name]: ... Oh no, was he embarrassed? I was going to say it looked good 🥺

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Dainsleif: You truly know your brother through and through?

Aether: Rude..

[Name]: I do.

Dainsleif: You do? What is he most proud of, then?

[Name]: Isn't it obvious? His midriff.

Aether: Hey-

[Name]: Am I wrong?

Aether: Well—

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what the shuck okay maybe kazuha in tyranny is too op - i mean- I MEAN- as i'm thinking of the future drafts for the plotline- i realize- even his backstory- oh my goodness damage control damage control.

oh also yes, please do take these incorrect quotes (actually some will happen lol) for scara lovers:

Scaramouche: Your dance partner..

[Name]: Yes

Scaramouche: Is your servant. Are you insulting me, your Majesty?

[Name]: Oh no, but why would I do that?

Kazuha: [ dances perfect waltz with mc ]

—

Scaramouche: What kind of servant is not a shitty dancer? He doesn't look like a fighter, though-

Scaramouche: [ sees Kazuha and Alatus sparring ]

Scaramouche: What the fu-

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Kazuha: My Queen, your sweets have come.

[Name]: Splendid.

Kazuha: I've also fetched the sample colors from the seamstresses, which are you partial to? Golden ivory or rose gold?

[Name]: Which do you think will suit the most for an outdoor cotillion in the evenfall?

Kazuha: Golden ivory for her Majesty.

Scaramouche: What the actual fu-

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Scaramouche, in a council: What kind of servaNT does she have??

Yae: Well, Kaedehara is both a Knight and servant..

Scaramouche: Well obviously-

Yae: And he was a previous noble, hence why he knows of etiquette, waltz, music, art, language-

Scaramouche: [redacted]

Yae: He's certainly one hell of a butler kind of a servant, isn't he? Ah~ the Queen has impeccable taste. I heard he's actually a possible candidate in her harem with a few others.

Scaramouche: [REDACTED]