#m. reno

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     “you know what real friends don’t do? yell at you for sticking a knife in the toaster to try to get your toaster strudel unstuck.” reno thought rude was bae, but it turns out he’s just fam. he’s not taking it well.

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@chasiingfeathers || rude truly deserves better

     oh no. there’s a grin. and it’s way too fucking early for reno to be back on his bullshit. “you have the right to remain SEXY, anything you say can and WILL make me BUST A NUT.” 

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@thickcrskiin || continued

     that was the wrong thing to say. a more serious expression came over him, his hands placed on her shoulders as he looked her in the eye. “jan, i seriously mean this, you are so much more than you give yourself credit for and connor would be lucky to be with you. you’re cute and funny and easily one of the sweetest girls i know. my god, you’ve got the patience of a saint to put up with my bullshit and you’re smarter than me-- i just bullshit my way through life. don’t ever talk about yourself like that. . . you’re incredible and you can’t change my mind. if anything, no one deserves you because you’re too good for them.”

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    “i’m really fuckin’ sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time.”

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     “if i give you twenty gil will you buy me some falafels?”

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"how does one go about getting a sugar daddy? asking for a friend." reno nO.

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     “how does one go about getting a sugar daddy? asking for a friend.”

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    “i don’t know why everyone keeps asking if i remember things. i don’t. just as a general rule, if your question begins with ‘do you remember--’ and doesn’t end with ‘--how much you hate subway,’ the answer is no.”