#m. vonel

[generalofashes]

Hello the three other people in this fandom, here's more papers, please guys for you. I hate Dimitri <3

[l3nshka]

I thought about the scenario where, you know, Vonel jumpscares the player by being already inside the booth.

Inspector: *just stepped inside the booth* I really hope nothing happens today *opens the shutter*

Vonel: *already standing there, existing*

Inspector: *higth pitched scream* WHO THE FUCKING FUCK -WHEN?! -wait WOH THE FUCK DID YOU GET INSIDE?!

Vonel: *speaking calmly* Dimitri gave me a copy of your keys.

Inspector: WHY?!

Vonel: what you mean “WHY”?! You want me to freeze to death outside? Do you have any idea how cold it is outside?! My glasses are still fogged and I can’t see shit!

Inspector: couldn’t you just…come later? Like a normal person?!

Vonel: I did come later, you are late, I’ve been inside here for fifteen minutes.

Now if you’ll excuse, me I have a job to get done.

*inhales deaply* good morning inspector…

[coelpts]

interesting papers you've got here, inspector

[swanno-arts]

badly explains a self indulgent au thats been plaguing me like forever

[jestertown]

some funky arstotzkans

[jmrww]

[paperspleasestuff-blog]

Vonel: you are are under arrest for associating with terrorist groups. goodbye, inspector

Inspector:

Vonel: *getting arrested* fuck

[silentlemonstudios]

Reupload

Commission for @qdc-anna who wanted to have a little alone time with M. Vonel from “Papers Please”!