#m.t. garry the thing

[idontcarecarebear]

I finally watched The Thing (1982) and people assuming that Child is The Thing because he might have drank gasoline is crazy. Okay lets all be so fucking for real. If I had just witnessed everything he had I would be sucking gasoline out of the planes engine with a straw and a little umbrella. My coworker/friend offers me a drink that tastes like gasoline, I'm still chugging it down.

All of my friends are dead and have been turned into grotesque creatures that I had to burn to death, you bet I'm drinking gasoline for fun.