#m0thmanlives

[myrtlewilson]

i saw your tag on that "teenage girl bedroom" post and that last one is from jennifer's body, jsyk!

oh yeah i know! i’ve seen that movie and it’s absolute shit, but thanks :)

[horrificsmut]

Nah dude it's cool! I was just surprised and excited, but thank you!!!

haha i mean i know you didn’t message me just to get cred but i meant to credit you and got wrapped up in proofreading instead. cred where cred’s dueeeee

[horrificsmut]

me when I read that fake AH smut and saw you used my headcanon: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh christ i’m sorry i didn’t credit you! i’m gonna go add that in and publish this so people know that THE MOM HEADCANON CAME STRAIGHT FROM m0thmanlives because it was The Fucking Jam and I love it.

haha i immediately like... folded it into my fake ah crew reality without question, tbh.

[horrificsmut]

i've had this idea in my head for awhile, but fake ah crew ray who has spd and although he enjoys the group dynamic that the crew brings into his life it's too fucking much to be around five people or more every day and so he leaves the crew on good terms and returns to being a sniper-for-hire. most people think it's lonely or that the crew kicked him out, because who would voluntarily leave the crew for a life of solitude? but it's the recoil in the rifle and the smell of (p1)

the precision in the shot that makes his heart beat, the only thing he really needs. sure, he does miss the crew-they were the only people ever who tried to understand him- but they're always with him and he's always welcome at geoff's penthouse. (p2)

i thought about this all day, honestly. like... this is my ray. this is absolutely my ray. this is my ray who finds himself falling for ryan but knowing at the same time that there is absolutely nothing he has to offer this person. and ryan not caring even a little bit, just happy that he knows ray and that their lives intersected, and that when ray wants to talk and is able to talk that ryan is the one he comes to.

fuck i’m really fucked up over spd ray tbqh.

[horrificsmut]

like whenever there's a question in the group YOU BETTER BELIEVE bruce is asking joel, he laughs at his ridiculous jokes and they're so physically comfortable with each other

yeah it’s just that little nod of favoritism... like, the other guys turn to joel when they know he’ll have a funny answer. but bruce turns to joel for everything. like the minute joel is in the room, that’s where bruce’s focus is. even when he’s DEEP into joking with kovic and james--if joel walks into the video, you’d better believe bruce is distracted. 

and at the same time, it’s like joel is always listening out for an opportunity to come over and join the video if he’s not already included by default. 

and like. let’s not even talk about bruce carrying joel.

actually, no, let’s talk about it. in depth. for hours.

how easy it is for bruce? how it probably makes him feel so fucking strong that he can just lift joel up and do whatever he wants with the other man? 

::wails about grubin for hours::

[horrificsmut]

can we just talk about bruce and joel for a hot minute?

ok L ISTEN

i love grillems as much as the next piece of free-floating garbage

but GRUBIN. GR U B IN.

joel is always willing to push the envelope with affection and ridiculousness with bruce (and everyone really). and it’s like... nobody responds to it too much, it’s just joel being joel.

nobody but bruce.

bruce whose signature for years was HUMPING MEN, bruce who will do the most ridiculous shit with james. bruce who will pretty much do anything for a laugh.

bruce just going, like, tender and ridiculous when joel pays attention to him. bruce who just happens to end up sitting next to joel by default. bruce who always has a comeback but suddenly stammers.

i just. grubin. i. help me. yes. let’s talk about this. please.

[horrificsmut]

also i don't watch the minecraft LPs anymore but i got that dana carvey reference because i used to be SUPER into SNL and some of the less famous people from it but just like fucking imagine random old SNL references. fake ah crew robs a bank and someone asks, tearful and afraid, "who are you?" and jack, pissed off, says "the killer bees. who the fuck do you /think/ we are?" and just random shit like that to make 7th grade me proud

i only watched it because it was motherfucking ancient greek themed and i DIED. i haven’t watched a minecraft lp in soooo long but this one is so good. there are two separate conversations about cum and i just???? and the whole ramttillo dana carvey moment, shit. 10/10 would watch again.

[horrificsmut]

2011 jack looks like that one cousin everyone has tbh

excuse you, i absolutely lack that cousin haha i wish i had a nice jack cousin

(one of my cousins has a third nipple. one of my other cousins missed my wedding because he was competing in an arm wrestling tournament in orlando. i’m not joking.)