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the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

medievaljournalist

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

thattransotter

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

medievaljournalist

its my day off

#me

are-they-a-faggot

sorry i said id go to bed but this is The funniest thing ive seen in like the past like. 4 days thanks oomf

wordfather

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

depsidase

djungelskogbear

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

lucy-vanpelts

COOPER! COOP! THE PEOPLE DOWN AT THE BUREAU ARE ACCUSING YOU AND THE SHERIFF OF SOMETHING KNOWN AS DOOMED YAOI. YOURE FUJOING OUT THEYRE SAYING. NOW I STAND WITH YOU COOP I AM A BIT OF A FUJOSHI MYSELF BUT THEYRE NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS DOWN IN WASHINGTON.