#m9animated

[the-last-knight-of-avalir]

*in a whump enjoyer voice* oh no! Essek is hurt and captured! what is Trent gonna do to him now??? is he gonna torture him??? how awful

[mingus-archives]

New Critical Role Shop Pin Up Playmats:

Was browsing the Crit Role Store to see if the M9 pins were back in stock yet and and noticed that there was some new additions: Pin Up Playmats! Most are like couples in classic romantic scenes and cutesy nudes (Jester's painting a blushy nude Fjord), and then I get to Nott and Caleb:

First off, all love to the artist, and a win(?) for the Widobravers, this just made me laugh so hard because Caleb is just partially shirtless and Nott has a an exposed leg, but like that's kind of all that's "sexy" about this? They're just sitting in a jail cell with a bunch of books? Did Caleb and Nott get thrown in jail and then somehow convince the guards to give them books? Did Caleb try to seduce them by ripping open his shirt? Caleb is summoning his fire powers and probably having a PTSD flashback staring at them? Nott and Frumpkin are just chilling?

Also, I'm so sorry, no way does Caleb have visible abs that man is the weakest lil wizard of the land, he should be all soft or skin and bones.

I also imagine Caleb giving this to Essek as like a sexy gift and he's just like ???? why are you in jail??? why is Nott/Veth there?

[mightiestbeau]

Ok but animated!Jester definitely fucked up Braius' life more than tabletop!Jester. All table!Jester did was paint the platinum dragon a rainbow (and confuse the poor clerics) !! Animated!Jester definitely burned down Pelor's sanctuary.