#m:ned

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pete do you still talk to ned and mj a lot? what are they up to?

I do... online, at least.

We’re all being homeschooled for now, so it’s just video chats and games.

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Hard mode: Tony this one is for you hehe- May Parker, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan. Peter for you: MJ, Ned, and Betty! Hehe, don’t worry if you can’t answer 😈 it’s hard mode

Marry MJ, because she’s amazing; fuck... oh God, wait, I don’t want to do that.

Okay, fuck MJ, marry Ned, and Kill Betty. I’m sorry, Betty! We’re just not super great friends!!

I hope you know this is literally going to start a fight.

Marry Pepper, fuck May, and Kill Happy.

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Oof, I honestly feel bad about starting (or reigniting) this top Peter stuff, so I'm going to atone for my wrongdoing and only ask you about non sexual things for... At least a while. How is the wedding going? Who are going to be your best people?

We’ll see how long that lasts.

It’s going good! I think, oh god, we’re planning it super fast all of the sudden, but I think we’re aiming for next month?? Neither of us are super patient, and now that things are finally calming down, we just can’t think about anything else.

But that wasn’t even the question! Sorry- just had to… I dunno. Put that out there. But yeah, Tony’s best person is gonna be Rhodey, and mine obviously has to be Ned. I mean, that’s just a no brainer.

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are you still in touch with ned and mj?

Of course, I’m in touch with them. They’re my friends.

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Oh what did Ned say when you told him you were pregnant?

That he knew I had eggs.

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How are MJ and Ned and how are you coping with how Beck got to you?

They’re good. I think we’re all a little closer now, so… there’s that, I guess.

I’m doing less great, but still fine, you know. Nightmares are weirder now. Worse, actually. A lot worse. And uh… I don’t know.

People aren’t always so nice when they see Spider-man around town.

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(For when Peter isn't little anymore) Would you make Ned godfather ?

I don’t think so….

I love Ned like a brother, but I think godparents are supposed to be like your kids’ second parent? And I don’t see Ned being like a parent to our kids.

Maybe a fun uncle.

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Oh my god tony did you just do a Marianas trench reference with that toy soldier line (if so i love you)

It wasn’t, but thanks to Pete, I know exactly who you’re talking about. Ned and him are going to one of their concerts in a couple of days.