#m:rhodey

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I’m loving this whole fmk thing but Peter I cannot believe you! You aren’t even a little bit attracted to Rhodey??? Colonel James fucking Rhodes? War Machine??!!! WACK

I just- I really like.... How do I say this without sounding mean....

Hair.

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Oof, I honestly feel bad about starting (or reigniting) this top Peter stuff, so I'm going to atone for my wrongdoing and only ask you about non sexual things for... At least a while. How is the wedding going? Who are going to be your best people?

We’ll see how long that lasts.

It’s going good! I think, oh god, we’re planning it super fast all of the sudden, but I think we’re aiming for next month?? Neither of us are super patient, and now that things are finally calming down, we just can’t think about anything else.

But that wasn’t even the question! Sorry- just had to… I dunno. Put that out there. But yeah, Tony’s best person is gonna be Rhodey, and mine obviously has to be Ned. I mean, that’s just a no brainer.

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What about a personal fmk? Like Rhodey, Steve, and Bucky?

Tony still says kill Bucky, fuck Steve, and marry Rhodey, but I don’t know.

It’s weird! I’m not attracted to Rhodey, and I always think of him like Tony’s brother, so... I don’t know. Obviously, I can’t kill him. Tony would kill me for that.

...

I guess I’d have to have like a super open marriage with him, kill Steve, and fuck Bucky again.

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Tony, are you still staying with Harley when Peter goes on the trip? Then you have someone to help you take care of the babies because I imagine 3 kids are not an easy task!

I’m gonna stay exactly where I’m at right now. Rhodes, Pepper, and Morgan are all flying out to meet the babies and keep me company while Pete’s gone.

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Can i suggest the name james or jarvis for a boy?

It feels like a step too far to name an AI after my dad’s dead butler, and then name a kid after my dead AI.

Definitely sounds depressing when you say it out loud.

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What was going through your head when the guardians began to turn to ash (and Peter hadnt yet)

I had a hope. The smallest little hope that Steve was going to pull something off- some last miracle down on Earth.

And then the guardians started to vanish, and… that hope died.

I started thinking about all the people I might lose, and I hoped- again- that he’d take me before he took any one of them. Pepper, Happy, Rhodes….

Pete- he was just.. he was right there. He was right next to me, and he was fine. I thought-

…I thought we were safe.

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Does Pepper, Rhodey and Happy also know of you and Pete being together Tony? Is there anyone else on your side that knows of the relationship?

They’re the only ones that know, yeah.

If I were in contact in Bruce, I’d go ahead and let him in on our little secret, but it looks like that’s out of the cards, for now.

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Maybe James for a boy? After your bestie of course.

Now there’s a strong contender.