#m:stane

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I’m asking you to expose Peter!!! Getting that self-cest on for your boy *fans self* more deets pls 🥺 baby tony—you like kissing older you? You like Peter? Is he sexy?

I’m telling you guys this because I like you. You’re all just a bunch of horny bastards, and I can relate to that. But... if any of you rat me out, you lose your sexy question privileges. Got it? I’m not giving that old bastard anymore leverage over me.

Do I like Peter? Yes. Is he sexy? Obviously. That’s just a fact.

And God, do I like making out with older me. Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Mr. Iron Man and I’ve got a thing for age gaps. We’re also just as self-absorbed as we are self-loathing, and, I guess, it doesn’t hurt that he's a little nicer than most of the old dudes I’m used to.

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Thanos didn't spend years collecting the stones, committing multiple genocides, killing and/or abusing his daughters, for you to take credit for the people who died during and in the aftermath of the snap, Tony.

That’s not on me.

The weapons from my time with Stane are, and that’s what I’m taking credit for.

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Low-key don't wanna mention Stane but like Tony....how come you didn't tell Peter?

So I went ahead and let that one slip, huh?

Call me crazy here, but I don’t usually like discussing my homicidal ex-fuck buddies.

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I'm gonna miss baby The sm :(( but I'm excited for U to get your Tony back Peter Also did your Tony ever tell you about him and "Obie"?

I’m kind of in the same boat, right now.

I loved my time with little Tony, and I really, really don’t like thinking about him going back just to experience all the bad things our Tony had to go through, but… it literally has to happen, you know? We wouldn’t be here if it didn’t.

…And, uh, no. No, he didn’t mention it.

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When I die the first person who will catch these hands will be Mr. Obadiah Stane

I’ve got about a hundred questions for this message alone.

Just don’t… don’t worry about it, Tony. It’s not important.

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What kind of stuff does he say 👀

Who, Obie?

He’s got a bit of a humiliation kink, to put it mildly. Always likes to remind me how slutty I am, how great I could be if I wasn’t wasting all my time on my knees.

You know, that kind of stuff.

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Baby I love u but stane wasn’t an ex fuck buddy he was an ex abuser

I’m pretty sure I consented to the sex, but thank you for the concern.

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sooooooop how’s obie in bed?? what kinda wild shit is he into? give us the deets!!!

He used to be pretty vanilla- key words being “used to be”.

Wasn’t very long into things he wanted to get more kinky. Started throwing me around, speaking really dirty, choking me, all that kind of stuff.

It gets old after awhile, I guess.