#m:texts

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since everybodys doing it..... all the texts

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ kamora: good morning↳ kamora: may you have a beautiful day

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ kamora: you’re like a mom to me, is that weird?

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ kamora: omw out to buy foodstuffs↳ kamora: you want something?

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ kamora: r u proud of me?↳ kamora: i jus wan u 2 b proud of me

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ kamora: i’m just saying↳ kamora: that if you’re ever up for a cuddle session↳ kamora: i’m so down ain’t nothing left below me

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ kamora: do you ever consider the stars↳ kamora: do you think they get lonely sometimes too?

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.[ the same issue as with mina; he would never ]

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ kamora: if serenity were about to blow↳ kamora: i’d save her first of course↳ kamora: but you second

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ kamora: i can’t see↳ kamora: everything’s dark↳ kamora: i’m blind!↳ kamora: help me, i’m blind!↳ kamora: oh wait, i forgot i was wearing a sleeping mask

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ kamora: you’re so warm↳ kamora: sometimes i feel like i could just melt into you↳ kamora: you feel so safe

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ kamora: i always wondered↳ kamora: what are the going rates usually↳ kamora: for companions↳ kamora: is that insulting to ask?↳ kamora: i’m just curious

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ kamora: there was a puppy↳ kamora: an actual puppy↳ kamora: a cute little pupperdupper↳ kamora: it was white↳ kamora: with brown spots!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ kamora: i’m just saying even if kamora offered, i wouldn’t↳ kamora: no, comm, that was not meant for kamora, that was just about kamora↳ kamora: but thanks a bunch for that, piece of shitty technology↳ kamora: sorry kamora

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ kamora: sometimes i feel like i should just↳ kamora: talk about all that shit that happened↳ kamora: find a way to get over it↳ kamora: then i remember there’s no way to get over something like that↳ kamora: i’m stuck with it

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all the texts please :D

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ mimi nana: an apple a day↳ mimi nana: keeps the doctor away↳ mimi nana: plus it’s yummy↳ mimi nana: so only good things!

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ mimi nana: you remind me of my sister. she used to be like you. strong, solid, determined. but with a laugh that could light up an entire planet.

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ mimi nana: jaewon’s being a dick↳ mimi nana: please fix it

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ mimi nana: u ar my sunzhine↳ mimi nana: my onley sunhzijne↳ mimi nana: u maek mi heppu↳ mimi nana: wh skies r greeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyirg

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ mimi nana: if you weren’t so scary↳ mimi nana: i might’ve fallen in love with you

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ mimi nana: the engine’s thrumming and i’ve got some pears↳ mimi nana: wanna join me?

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.[ i’ve been thinking on this for two hours there is nothing, nothing ]

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ mimi nana: i’m just saying↳ mimi nana: with your legs↳ mimi nana: and your face↳ mimi nana: and your brain↳ mimi nana: you could be a queen↳ mimi nana: of your own planet

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ mimi nana: you’re not going to leave are you?↳ mimi nana: you’re going to stay with us for a long time right?

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ mimi nana: i love you↳ mimi nana: you love me↳ mimi nana: we’re a happy fa-mi-ly

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ mimi nana: what’s your clothing size?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ mimi nana: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!↳ mimi nana: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!↳ mimi nana: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!↳ mimi nana: YOU’RE THE BEST!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ mimi nana: idc i still love her↳ mimi nana: whoops wrong person↳ mimi nana: but idc i still love you too↳ mimi nana: i was talking about serenity by the way

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ mimi nana: you remind me of her so much↳ mimi nana: please always keep laughing↳ mimi nana: please don’t ever get hurt

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BEAUMONDIANS COMMUNICATE { all texts for you too }

“✆” for a MORNING wave. *voice transmissions*↳ akfak: good morning, good morning↳ akfak: good morning morning morning↳ akfak: the sun is up though you can’t see↳ akfak: through haze and dust and machinery↳ akfak: get out of bed, put on your tee↳ akfak: time to work at the factory( from: “rise and shine”, a working song )

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ akfak: let’s just stop mentioning beaumonde, i really don’t want to hear anything more about it. the place brought me nothing but pain anyway.

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ akfak: put the wrench back before it gets lost↳ akfak: i have 20 i’m not gonna look for it

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ akfak: lez take down the blue sun↳ akfak: u steel the keyz↳ akfak: i loc em in↳ akfak: put it on fiyah

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ akfak: if you ever want to do me a favour↳ akfak: i’ve got a paper bag that’ll fit your head↳ akfak: just sayin

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ akfak: yknow what i like about the black↳ akfak: just as dark as home↳ akfak: i don’t like the suns↳ akfak: what shitty pieces of brightness

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.↳ akfak: all i’m saying is↳ akfak: with eph a wig might work↳ akfak: with you it definitely won’t

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ akfak: but why does abby have a girl’s name?

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ akfak: they’re coming after us↳ akfak: we gotta hide!↳ akfak: quick run or they’ll get you!↳ akfak: …↳ akfak: sorry↳ akfak: nightmare

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ akfak: look i acquired some carrot cake↳ akfak: if you’re quick there might still be a piece for you

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ akfak: where’d you go after leaving home?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ akfak: i remembered another verse of gillian’s rash!↳ akfak: you wanna hear!?

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ akfak: all i’m saying is it would’ve been nice to get a head’s up↳ akfak: no that wasn’t meant for you↳ akfak: yes i’m sure i’m an engineer

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ akfak: beaumonde’s a shit place↳ akfak: let’s just face it↳ akfak: we only loved it cause we didn’t know any better anyway↳ akfak: and now we can’t help missing it cause it used to be home

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All the texts~

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ ivan the great: good morning sunshineface↳ ivan the great: you’re the dudemanbro↳ ivan the great: let me see a smiiiiiile↳ ivan the great: ok great now that you’re smiling↳ ivan the great: i might have possibly gotten oil on one of your blankets...

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ ivan the great: i think you’d make a great hooker↳ ivan the great: something about your lips

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ ivan the great: DON’T go in the engine room↳ ivan the great: it decontaminating

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ ivan the great: your eyes are the brights↳ ivan the great: like the starz↳ ivan the great: ur a universe

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ ivan the great: i bet if you bite your lip↳ ivan the great: along with that look↳ ivan the great: you could get anyone...↳ ivan the great: to run away i mean

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ ivan the great: i know you’re having trouble sleeping lately↳ ivan the great: i’m here if you need me ok↳ ivan the great: door’s always open for you

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.↳ ivan the great: no i can’t give you a hug right now

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ ivan the great: this cookie is shaped like you

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ ivan the great: ivan↳ ivan the great: they said you were in the engine room↳ ivan the great: did you touch anything?↳ ivan the great: did you break anything!!??

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ ivan the great: it’s okay↳ ivan the great: you’ll be okay↳ ivan the great: i love you↳ ivan the great: you’re a great guy, ivan↳ ivan the great: just believe in yourself

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ ivan the great: do you happen to know how to stitch?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ ivan the great: I GOT PEANUTS!!↳ ivan the great: REAL PEANUTS!!↳ ivan the great: WANNA SHARE?↳ ivan the great: PEANUTS!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ ivan the great: -and ask him to do it for me↳ ivan the great: NO I DIDN’T SAY WAVE SULLIVAN↳ ivan the great: YOU GORRAM PIECE OF SHIT↳ ivan the great: sorry ivan, just a minor malfunction, heh

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ ivan the great: every time you cry my heart breaks for you a little↳ ivan the great: i wish i could make it all better but i can’t↳ ivan the great: i’m made up of broken glass myself, it would be insane to think i could glue anyone else back together

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all da texts (sonmi gunna suffer)

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ critter: up up up up↳ critter: out of my vents↳ critter: off you go

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ critter: if only you wouldn’t remind me so much of bad things i might have been nicer to you

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ critter: GET OUTTA THERE

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ critter: shit fam↳ critter: y dont u↳ critter: lyk↳ critter: not do stupid shit?

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ critter: there’s an entire hallway↳ critter: of personal quarters↳ critter: out there for people to use↳ critter: did you know??

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ critter: would you stop fidgeting around↳ critter: i can hear you all the way from over here↳ critter: some people are trying to sleep

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.↳ critter: gorram it sonmi↳ critter: i gave you a hiding space in the engine room↳ critter: just be happy with it↳ critter: why do you have to climb into every rutting available space??↳ critter: i can’t do my job properly having to watch over you too↳ critter: either get with the program↳ critter: or get the rutting hell out↳ critter: through the airlock for all i gorram care

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ critter: you should eat a lot of spinach↳ critter: it’ll make you strong↳ critter: and then you can fight anything↳ critter: even the really bad guys

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ critter: tell me you weren’t in the crawling space just now↳ critter: i accidentally fired the engine and it must’ve gotten burning hot there↳ critter: please tell me you weren’t in there↳ critter: please

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ critter: look↳ critter: at least you’re starting to earn your keep↳ critter: if only by handing me shit↳ critter: it’s something.

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ critter: have you eaten yet today?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ critter: O↳ critter: M ↳ critter: G↳ critter: you weren’t in the vents!!↳ critter: i’m so proud!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ critter: if all else fails i can always do a vents flush and pretend like i had no idea she was in there↳ critter: well that wasn’t meant for you but now you know↳ critter: stay out of the rutting vents!

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ critter: i get it, you know↳ critter: i actually get it↳ critter: there were times when i wished i could hide away from everything forever too↳ critter: where i hoped that by searching out the darkest spaces, i’d be safe↳ critter: but it just doesn’t work that way↳ critter: i wish it would, though

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☎, &(????), ツ, $, %, ♀

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ purple head: quick↳ purple head: name your three fav books↳ purple head: i’m trying to impress someone

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ purple head: oi↳ purple head: who u again?

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ purple head: where did you actually learn↳ purple head: how to be an engineer?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ purple head: they got the screws and bolts we were looking for!!!!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ purple head: hey, the purple hair one, what’s his name?↳ purple head: i mean you↳ purple head: what’s your name?

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ purple head: i wish you would stop talking about all the shit i did on persephone↳ purple head: yes hurray, i got that bunch out of that craphole↳ purple head: then they left me to bleed out in a rutting desert↳ purple head: pls stop reminding me of it

edit: i forgot this one i think?

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ purple head: thanks for saving me, sol

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all the texts \o/

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ doubleX: get up loser↳ doubleX: we’re going shooting

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ doubleX: you think you can show me that backhand throw again?

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ doubleX: i need a good gunman↳ doubleX: bring two↳ doubleX: guns i mean not men

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ doubleX: dudE↳ doubleX: i ow u my lyf↳ doubleX: if you hant tought me to fyte↳ doubleX: i’d b ded

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ doubleX: so↳ doubleX: do you also know a few↳ doubleX: tricks↳ doubleX: in the bedroom?

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ doubleX: sweet dreams fuckface ♥

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.↳ doubleX: istg↳ doubleX: if i find out it was you who thought↳ doubleX: it’d “be a good idea” to “mess around” in the cargo bay↳ doubleX: and RUIN part of the floor↳ doubleX: you’re going down.

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ doubleX: yknow↳ doubleX: i’d love to see you try↳ doubleX: and beat the cap ↳ doubleX: in a crossdressing match

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ doubleX: you never told anyone that you taught me stuff, right?

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ doubleX: i would consider↳ doubleX: maybe↳ doubleX: fixing your guns↳ doubleX: if they broke↳ doubleX: just sayin

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ doubleX: admit it↳ doubleX: you’re on the dodge aren’t you?

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ doubleX: oy, come down to the engine room↳ doubleX: i wanna see how much you remember↳ doubleX: from what i taught you↳ doubleX: ledzgo!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ doubleX: “flex for sex”↳ doubleX: oh hello exy↳ doubleX: that was not meant for you

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ doubleX: sometimes i wish you hadn’t taught me anything↳ doubleX: at least it would’ve all been over then

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ALL THE TEXTS SEMPAI

“✆” for a MORNING wave. ↳ right hand gal: rise and shine↳ right hand gal: there’s about five things that needed to be fixed↳ right hand gal: like yesterday↳ right hand gal: good going

“✉” for a wave that WASN’T SENT.↳ poopdrey: will you keep your rutting paws off my ship???

“☎” for a RUSHED wave. ↳ right hand gal: @ bridge↳ right hand gal: navigation fail↳ right hand gal: need help

“⁇” for a DRUNK wave.↳ right hand gal: u kno↳ right hand gal: i*five minute pause*↳ right hand gal: i’m drunk

“✿” for a SUGGESTIVE wave. ↳ right hand gal: all i’m sayin↳ right hand gal: is they’re paying a lot of money↳ right hand gal: to whoever fixes it

“ø” for a LATE NIGHT wave.↳ right hand gal: are you asleep↳ right hand gal: cause if you are↳ right hand gal: i will grind you through the thrusters↳ right hand gal: we are not done here yet!

“✘” for a HATEFUL wave.↳ poopdrey: gorram it i wish they’d never taken you aboard↳ poopdrey: what in the verse are you doing to my ship?

“#” for a RANDOM wave.↳ poopdrey: if you think even for a second that i don’t know you were messing with the reactors again↳ poopdrey: you’re wrong

“@” for a SCARED wave.↳ right hand gal: tell me you’re checking the pipes↳ right hand gal: and that i can hear you clinking about

“&” for a LOVING wave.↳ right hand gal: hey i saw what you did with the H2O convertor↳ right hand gal: that was a really good job↳ right hand gal: couldn’t have done it any better

“%” for a CURIOUS wave.↳ right hand gal: so how many of the people on board↳ right hand gal: have you actually slept with by now?↳ right hand gal: i’m asking for science

“ツ” for an EXCITED wave.↳ right hand gal: i got it to work again!!!!!!!!

“$” for an ACCIDENTAL wave.↳ poopdrey: but can’t we just drop her off at the next planet again? what do we need her for anyway? i’m here↳ poopdrey: that was meant for the captain↳ poopdrey: but now that we’re on the subject↳ poopdrey: i’m sure you’ll be more than capable of finding a job there↳ poopdrey: shouldn’t be hard for someone of your standard↳ poopdrey: plenty of men to go around

“♀” for a HEARTBREAKING wave.↳ right hand gal: look↳ right hand gal: serenity is my life↳ right hand gal: i just didn’t want you to mess that up↳ right hand gal: yet afraid you would↳ right hand gal: but i’m sorry for how i treated you back then↳ right hand gal: i went too far