the rrp characters as famous incorrect quotes! because im bored an avoiding an english essay!
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Gabi: Here you go Sal, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Sal: Oh this is a little cold
Gabi: Nice cup of coffee!
Sal: No offense Gabi, but this is horrible….
Gabi: Cup of coffee.
Sal: To be honest, I’m not even sure this is coffee.
Gabi: Cup.
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Paola, picking up her phone: What’s up Dante, I’m busy
Dante: Theoretically if I drank 36 cans of redbull consecutively, would my senses be heightened or would I just die?
Paola: …
Paola: I’m on my way.
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Mini: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Brynne: Have everyone stand.
Aiden: Bring three more chairs.
Aru: The best of the seven gets to sit.
Rudy: Kill 3.
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Gabi: I made tea.
Sal: I don’t want tea.
Gabi: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.
Sal: Then why did you tell me?
Gabi: It’s a conversation starter.
Sal: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Gabi: Oh really? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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Aru: Aiden is my bf.
Aiden: Do you mean boyfriend or best friend?
Aru: Yes.
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Mac: As your best friend-
Nizhoni: Davery is my best friend.
Mac: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-
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Gum Baby: What is Bumbletounge doing?
Ayanna: His best.
Gum Baby: That is no one’s best.
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Belet to Sik (when they first meet): I’d tell you to go to Hell but I never want to see you again.
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Rudy: I’ve been thinking-
Brynne: That would explain the beads of sweat.
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Brooks: If someone points to your all black clothes and asks “Who’s funeral is it?” A look around the room and a casual “Haven’t decided yet” is a good response.
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Brynne: There’s no “i” in team but there is one in pizza.
Aiden: So you’re not going to share.
Brynne: I’m not going to share.
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Aiden: Going to Plan B?
Mini: Technically it would be Plan G.
Aru: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, Plan M?
Mini: Yeah, but Rudy dies in Plan M.
Brynne: I like Plan M.
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Tristan: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?!
Thandiwe: Should I not have?
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Rudy: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.
Mini: I get up at 5:00 AM.
Rudy: Never mind.
