Meeting and Dating Mac
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- You first meet Mac when you stop by to check on Valerie after she called you the night before, telling you all about what happened with her and Ted.
- You and her had been friends for a while and you decided you were going to try to cheer her up or at least make sure she was okay after such a rough night. Although when you got there you were greeted with the completely unexpected; trashed house, an interesting contraption in the pool and three furry guys roaming around your best friends living room.
- Immediately upon seeing them you dropped your things and froze; they turned around when they heard the thudding on Valerie’s carpet. All of them got up and started to move towards you in curiosity.
- You were about ready to faint before Valerie came into the room, saw you and ushered the aliens back onto the couch. Meanwhile you had quickly picked up your things and rushed out of there with Valerie hot on your heels trying to explain what you had just seen.
- She slowly coaxed you back into the house where you were properly introduced to the three extraterrestrials.
- Of course Wiploc immediately tried to “flirt” with you. Him and Zeebo probably freaked you out more than you already were before Mac and Valerie managed to get them to act “normal”.
- You went with Valerie to the salon where you got to see the guys once they were madeover. Like Valerie you were practically speechless when they came out especially once you saw Mac; neither of you were expecting a washboard stomach and the face of a movie star.
- Mac pretty much trails after you like a lost puppy when you arrive at the club (and everywhere else you go), trying to get to know you better with his limited understanding of the English language and people as a whole.
- The only time he leaves your side is when Valerie walks off and after he follows her you sort of assume he was only around you because you were next to Valerie.
- After Valerie tells him about what she and most girls want; a Mr. right, he goes to you and asks if he could be someone’s Mr. right (hint hint cough cough). You grow a little flustered but think he’s talking about Valerie so you awkwardly tell him yes and list off a few reasons why.
- Each reason makes him smile a little more and gets him to move closer to you before you ultimately excuse yourself to go sulk; confusing him as he’s left standing on his own and wondering if he did something wrong.
“He’s an alien, you’re from the valley. It could never work out anyway, you shouldn’t bother getting upset about it. This whole thing is crazy!” You keep telling yourself. But that doesn’t help the fact that your heart still races everytime you see him and that you are still indeed upset when you see him looking at your best friend.
- You still hang out with him and the gang all the while pretending you aren’t falling for him harder and harder every minute.
- Mac tends to watch you a lot, it’s because he’s amazed by you and your beauty but you just assume he’s interested in you because you’re human and a foreign being to him.
- One night as you were hanging out; alone together for the first time in a while, he asked you why you were single amongst other personal questions. He can’t help but smile as he listens to you describe your ideal man and the dreams you’ve had about that special someone since you were young.
- You begin to realize that your idea of a perfect man is just him; so you finally decide to confess no matter the outcome. Slowly, you start to finish your sentence getting quieter and quieter until you end it with “I guess I’m looking for someone like… you.”
“I am your mr. Right?” He asks slowly.
“Yeah,” you smile nervously. “Yeah, I think you are.”
- You watch as he smiles at you and stay still as he begins to lean in, letting his lips meet yours as his hand comes to hold your cheek.
- And from that point on, you began your inter-species relationship with the extraterrestrial.
- Wiploc tries to flirt with you a lot and usually thinks it’s funny when Mac reprimands him even though it doesn’t always happen. Mostly because Wiploc has the mentality of a five year old and 90% of the time his flirting is half jokingly asking for a kiss when he barely understands what a kiss is.
- Observing his weird quirks.
- Being amazed by his different, odd abilities. He just gives you a sheepish smile when he catches you watching.
- He’s probably the best man you’ve ever dated purely because he isn’t a man and hasn’t been contaminated by earthly society.
- Whenever you’re out on the town you sometimes have to remind him that normal humans cannot do certain things that him and other aliens can. Be prepared to watch that he isn’t making anyone suspicious.
- He doesn’t understand your insecurities. What’s the big deal about some markings on your skin or the fact that you have a different body shape then those around you? He’s seen all kinds of humans look all sorts of ways, isn’t looking different a normal thing with humans?
- Even though he doesn’t understand he helps you with them and reassures you whenever you get upset.
- What do you mean sex is taboo, why?
- Oh and what’s better than sex? Sex with an alien that can give you sexy time psychedelics.
- Helping him rehearse being human when you have to go somewhere important.
- He tends to mimic you when you do something he’s never seen/heard before like a gesture, facial expression or some kind of phrase. It’s really kind of cute.
- He copies a lot of things from tv.
Wow that compliment seems awfully familiar.
(Cut to you watching some rom com) That adorable motherfucker
- Travelling to space with him at some point, even if you don’t stay forever.
- Wiploc and Zeebo are pains in the ass but you can’t help but love them. Mac usually makes sure to keep them in line, especially when they try to run off or flirt (too much) with you.
- Always listens very closely to what you say. If you think you’ve been “heard” in the past, just you wait until you talk with him.
- Hand holding, he loves when you grab his hand in public even though it’s probably just to keep him with you and make sure he doesn’t wander off.
- Only has eyes for you, he’s completely disinterested in anyone else and he’ll quickly go over to your side whenever he can get away from the person keeping him from you.
- Even after you start dating he still stares at you a lot and you really don’t know why; you just hope it’s for a good reason. It’s because he’s absolutely in love with you.
- Loves affection, like he can never get enough or give enough.
- He tries very hard to impress you especially before you’re dating. Oh you’re stopping by Valerie’s, well it just so happens he’s shirtless and covered in grease while working on the ship. You think the guy in the tv is strong? Watch this!
- Listening to stories about his planet and space, more often then not its the soundtrack of your dreams.
- He’s honestly fascinated by you, even after you’ve been dating a while he’s still caught off guard by how amazing you can be.
- He always wants the best for you even if it’s not with him.
- But lets be honest would you even dare dump an alien especially when they look and act like Mac?
- Listening to his double heartbeat.
- He loves holding you to his chest whenever you’re laying in bed. He’s very cuddly for someone who really shouldn’t understand the concept of snuggling.
- Picking you any little flower he sees and is allowed to grab or can grab without anyone noticing.
- You need help? He’s always there for you.
- If you ever want anything fixed he’ll definitely give it a try even if he goes into it not really knowing what he’s doing. He’ll pick up a book from the library, touch a few of the pages and go to work. It usually only takes him about an hour to get whatever’s broken fixed.
- Be prepared to get alien upgrades on your home appliances.
- He can get sort of jealous but more often then not he just gets confused as to why he’s feeling the way he is. Before you realized what it meant it always confused you whenever you’d catch him standing or sitting beside you with a puzzled look on his face.
- He’s very sympathetic and he likes helping you with your problems so don’t feel like you’re being annoying whenever you rant to him. You could never be a burden in his eyes.
- He’s very touchy so you’ll end up having to swat his hands away a lot.
- Always trying to keep his hands on any part of you. It’s your job to decide when it’s because he wants you to himself or when it’s because he doesn’t want to get lost. (Spoiler alert: you cant ever really tell!)
- Trying to stifle your giggles when you hear his odd combinations of slang. Sometimes he purposefully strings together weird sentences just to see you try to hold back a smile.
“Miss Dude”
- He always tries to make you happy no matter what it takes.
- He loves seeing you; he could never get tired of looking at your face or being around you. You’re basically his home now so whenever he’s homesick he just looks at you.
- Hand kisses. He used to think it was just how humans addressed each other so he’d kiss your hand every time he saw you but now he realizes there’s more to it than that. Since he’s learned that there’s; usually, intimacy behind it he tries to do it even more now and reserves the action only for you.
- Listening to him play piano. He memorizes your favorite songs by heart(s).
- Gifts from space whenever he has to leave earth. You have a shelf full of moon rocks and alien plants.
- Be sure to keep a razor and some Nair handy for emergencies.
- He’s a natural at modeling for photos but the smolder he tends to have in them is literally just him squinting from the flashing light.
- He likes when you take him shopping with you, especially when it’s clothes shopping. He finds it fun when you style him even though he doesn’t really care for fashion all that much.
- For an alien he sure can kiss. He will literally kiss you until you’re weak in the knees and then some.
- Sitting between his legs with your back on his chest while you listen to him tell you about the stars.
- I feel like he’d have cat-like tendencies; head nuzzling, purring, etc.
- You’ll probably have to deal with a long distance relationship for a little while; it’s only a matter of time before he’ll have to return to his home planet for something.
- The instant he learns what “I love you” actually means he starts telling you it constantly and gets really excited when you say it back.
- Mac would have “proposed” to you (or the alien equivalent) the day he met you so rest assured he’s in it for the long run.
- And plus, an intergalactic wedding must be pretty interesting, right?
