NFWMB

when i have no kind words left, love, for you.

[writing-wolf]

writing

old masterlist: stuff written at age 14-15.

new masterlist: post-hiatus (two years< ). 

other blogs

@writing-fool​: k-pop and asian media

@old-timeywhimey​: main, aesthetics and more

miscellaneous

about the author

[bardstardish]

You ever seen porno?

wh

[bardstardish]

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YEAH I HAVE SEEN PONYO

[writing-wolf]

I felt the pain of this anon omg

[tamehill-deactivated20220804]

WOLFSTAR AS VINTAGE COUPLE PHOTOS WOLFSTAR AS VINTAGE COUPLE PHOTOS WOLFST

[writing-wolf]

THEY'RE SO PRETTY EEEEEEEP

[sakana-no-yama]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

[tedllasso]

Chris Evans on Jimmy Kimmel - Oct 29, 2020.

[selfgoals]

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

[sunkissedspider]

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

[hotel-firingsquad]

[violetwolfraven]

[bekahtheskamfan-deactivated2022]

Corpse after getting imposter for the 4th time in a row

[rosetower]

You know how you can say literally anything about British cuisine and it’s like, likely to be true? 

[female-twink-deactivated2021032]

wait did ppl outside britain not know about faggots??

[sapphophallocentrism]

The problem is that you fucking Brits call everything faggots! Bundles of sticks, cigarettes, food, servants, men, trans women! It’s getting difficult to keep track of

[female-twink-deactivated2021032]

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[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[calysto1395]

[beggars-opera]

I am just glad that the backlash against the productivity cult mindset came down swiftly. Not that it makes my diseased brain feel any less guilty about not being creative

[writing-wolf]

I feel this way too hard 😂

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[prismatic-bell]

Hey!

As someone with Herpes 1, I wanted to add it. It’s the one that gives you cold sores. It’s estimated that 70-80% of people worldwide have it. Unlike its STD counterpart (which requires close bodily contact and fluid transmission), you can get it from something as simple as sharing chapstick or a glass—even with someone who’s asymptomatic and has no idea they have it. (I was four when I had my first outbreak, and likely caught it from my grandmother—and then passed it to my mom.)

Anyway it is ALSO a skin condition and one people either ignore, or shame because of the word “herpes” and their own ignorance of STDs and related diseases and pathogens.

There’s no doubt in my mind that OP was covering us with the general “skin condition” umbrella, but sometimes you really need to hear it specifically so—

IF YOU HAVE HERPES SIMPLEX ONE, HAVE AN AWESOME FUCKING DAY.

[sailorhomoputo]

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[antimasculist]

cis people are having a little too much fun with the “all enbies listen to mother mother” and “all enbies have stupid weird names” jokes

[thyesteann]

(if i made add) kinda like how cis people are getting a little too comfortable making jokes about how trans guys all have the same names or making fun of how they try to act masc…

[lichen-punk]

(if i may also add) cis people are also getting a little too loosey goosey about “all trans girls’ goals are anime catgirls” and “trans girls all want headpats” jokes….

[courtofthevampireking]

(if i may add) cis people are using jokes intended to be used by trans people a little too much

[writing-wolf]

old imagines (pre-hiatus), aka works i wrote when i was 15 and i’m not 100% proud of nowadays*

*why i don’t delete them all: they’re enjoyable for certain people, and they’re a tad nostalgic. Thomas Brodie-Sangster imagines are gone, I didn’t like them at all. 

the young ones | merkel from atomic blonde, i guess

the day he loved red | angus macgyver high school crush turned love

lovesick puppy | angus macgyver + yearning

[sunfortune]

whats happening with crisp ratt

SO basically someone posted this on twitter:  

and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfao 

(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)

SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)

and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like

and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which ‘chris’ is better lmfao

[invisibleanonymousmonsters]

Don’t defend women or people of color... but please defend the man whose “church” is homophobic and he’s defended it 🙄give me a fucking break

[babyanimalgifs]

The Black Footed cat is the smallest wild cat in Africa and one of the smallest wild cats in the world.

[peachychip85000]

Here’s an adult kitty for size comparison:

[kakaphoe]

too smoll

[geekwithsandwich]

OK but you can’t mention my all-time favorite cat without also mentioning that these little motherfuckers are legendary for being 1000% ready to throw down with anyone at any time, they’ve literally been seen trying to fight a giraffe and are known to successfully bring down sheep by getting underneath them and ripping their bellies open like what the fuck, chill

Their name in Afrikaans means “anthill tiger” because they’ll hide inside a hollowed out anthill and then jump out and try to rip your face off

They are perfect and I love them

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

Aw, look at these little murder muffins.

[ayellowbirds]

smallest and deadliest wild cat. Observed at a 60% success rate in hunting, and averaging a kill every fifty minutes—a lion might succeed in hunting twenty, twenty-five percent of the time. Their small, energetic bodies require a rate of a-murder-per-hour in order to sustain their metabolisms.

(“miershoop” can also mean “termite mound”, which is one of their preferred places to sleep)