#mac's mail

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The name's Macaque. Maybe you've heard about me.

Tags:

Mac's Mail Mac's Originals Mac's Art Mod Response

Rules:

No NSFW asks/interactions. This blog "takes place" post-canon Mod ships Shadowpeach, so you can ask about that :] Open to RP with other similar blogs You may request art or a written answer - You can also specify my or Mac's art style, ehehehe Magic anons are allowed! Be sure to keep the spell under a week/20 posts, though. Other rules will be added as needed.

Headcanons/Ships You'll See on This Blog:

Autistic Macaque Speculations about aftereffects of LBD possession and revival Shadowpeach Spicynoodles/Chimerashipping (MK/Red Son/Mei) Freenoodles

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hows your peach?(wukong)

Macaque takes a breath, fur bristling. I don’t call him that anymore.

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How's my little moody monkey :)

Good. And I’m not a “little moody monkey”.

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do you hear six times faster

No...? Why would I hear six times faster? Extra ears doesn't mean "faster" hearing, bud.

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wait. morally unsound?

i dont have morals nor a speaker system you confuse me. do you think i wanted to kill that many people? my ambitions lie with shrimp fried rice. youve yet to tell me how they cant fry rice. friend? <3?

You've just admitted to not having morals. I may not be the most virtuous of people myself, but still.

One of the reasons shrimp can't fry rice is because they don't have hands. And I'm still not your friend.

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ooh yay i get to talk about the 2017 attack we made on new york. that was fun. well. the fun i made it to be. it just killed like a million people thats really all it did. scacchi was proud of me though thats why i got promoted :þ love my boss <3 and also my friend <33

Please leave. I deal with enough morally unsound murderers already, I don't need more. Heaven alone is enough to worry about.

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oh. i am becoming apart of the website. i do not know what to think of this. if i am weird i am website

eh ive been websites before. nothing can top the missile i piloted into manhattan. do you know why deer have antlers? what in evolution made them do that.

I'm sorry, what was that about a missile?

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(calling boss) i am not calling my boss right now

there are so many weird cool things on this website. i am doing so much good for the world. friend. <3 i love learning

You're... weird. I'm not sure yet if I find it annoying or impressive.