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[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Pearl has never heard of spoons before 

no one knows how, no one knows why

at first everyone thought it was a joke but then they watched her eat soup with a knife 

some hermits have tried to show her, but the moment she stops looking at a spoon she forgets what it is 

Grian is the only hermit who sees nothing wrong with this (they haven’t realized no one has seen him with a fork)

IDK why but it reminded me of this

[mcytblrconfessions]

Something about the cc-ifitcation of fanartists in the mcyt fandom is bothering me. you are a fanartist, you make fanart, you are not a content creator. stop trying to be one

these things aren't mutually exclusive

[lawless-byler-anonymous]

How do you think a scenario where Byler gets caught during sex by some party member/ all of them would go like?

i'm imagining this happening with secret relationship byler, so no one is aware that they are dating altho there's probably suspicions

lucas: walks in, immediately starts yelling. runs out of the room and shuts the door as quickly as he can, shouting apologies the whole time. looks up at the ceiling and wonders "god, why me?" simultaneously trying to register that his two best friend and fucking and experiencing massive amounts of bi panic

dustin: stands in the doorway for a few moments in shock before making some very loud and crude comment about what he is watching. he does not have bad intentions by this he's just unsure how to react because very likely he was not aware byler was happening since he canonically has a terrible gaydar

el/jane: walks in, is initially rather confused. rather pissed that she just walked in on her brother and ex-boyfriend having sex (understandably). if noticed she apologizes and leaves immediately, if unnoticed she quietly closes the door and warns anyone she sees to not interrupt. then she finds max and they laugh about it together

max: stands in the doorway making this exact expression

starts laughing while saying she does not want to see that and leaves the door open as she goes. absolutely drags the both of them for getting caught later

whole party: all four other members of the party bust into the room, looking for will and mike. max probably clocks the situation first and starts shouting for everyone to get out, before will and mike can even react to the interruption. all four of them start absolutely cracking up as soon as the door's closed, while will also laughs hysterically and mike starts yelling at them from behind the closed door

i imagine in all of these situations, byler's reaction would be rather mortified and annoyed. mike would be more angry at whoever for walking in on them, will would be more embarrassed of the situation. they'd probably quickly finish up then go awkwardly apologize to whoever had to see that

bonus: robin walks in while talking about something, shrieks as soon as she notices what's happening, apologizes profusely and rushes out, slamming the door behind her. then she does a little dance and calls steve because he owes her twenty bucks

[oscconfessions]

I know it. I KNOW IT. AnimationEpic, JacknJellify, they're in cahoots. Trying to force poor people to make hard decisions because that's what their shows are all about.

Have you ever wondered WHY bfdia 23 is being announced to release in theaters at the same TIME all those ii plushies are being announced?

It's because those both cost money. Picture this, you started a minimum wage job, or you just got allowance from your parents, or you found a $50 bill on the ground somewhere and you feel RICH. You, naïvely, think you're going to get everything you could ever want in the next few weeks.

Now picture this. AnimationEpic, creator of one of your favorite shows starts announcing plushies of some of your favorite characters. You've known they were eventually going to release your all-time favorite for a while, he won the first plush vote of course they were going to release the plush. And you've had the tremendous luck of having money before it released.

Picture this. The bfdia 23 theater chart has just been posted and you live closeby to one of the theaters it's going to air in. Great! You're getting plushies AND a movie ticket.

Picture this. You recall the average price of a single plush on the former ii merch website, before they cut ties with CreatorInk. You start googling prices for the theaters near you and after some vague and uncertain yet intense math, you realize there's no way you'll be able to afford everything you want.

Now picture this. If you go to the theater, there's a high chance you won't be able to get the plushies before they release and sell out, if they haven't already by the time the damn thing airs.

Picture this. You live in a rather expensive place, being close to a theater and all. And suddenly you get an idea.

...picture this. It wasn't hard to find someone willing to buy your house. You found somewhere a couple days away thats less than half the price. Less than half the quality too, but who the hell cares?

Okay, maybe you do care. Maybe the pastel green butterfly wallpaper was something you wish you could've taken with you to the new place. Maybe you'd miss the popcorn ceiling. Maybe you were worried some of your stuff would get damaged in transport.

But picture this. It was the only way sans lottery winnings or being contacted by a legitimate Nigerian prince that you'd be able to afford it all. But you knew the chances of either of those were slightly more likely and slightly less likely than finding a real life cryptid respectively.

So picture this. You're living in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere. You barely have internet. You're having that reoccurring nightmare about the sunset again. You're disheveled, scorned, battered and bruised, you need to travel three hours to get to the nearest grocery store.

But you got everything you wanted, right?

What were you supposed to do, skip out on the theater? And miss a limited time experience featuring another of your favorite shows? Sure, you could've let those ii plushies sell out. You didn't need one of each, did you?

But you knew deep in your heart that you weren't ever going to be happy without them.

Back up a bit, and picture this. You can afford two of the following three things: a movie ticket, the plushies, and continued living in your place of residency.

Tough decision, huh? Well it's by design.

Five plushies? That's. That's a ridiculous amount of plushies to release at the same time. How are people going to afford all five?? And then JNJ with the screening.

Something like this has happened before, remember the Hermitcraft Signed TCG Card Event. But that's beside the point, what needs to happen now is we need to figure out why they're trying to make people make these decisions.

What are their secrets.

this ask is ridiculously funny to me but also i get it

[fictionkinfessions]

Thank you for running this blog for so long. I have no idea how you do it /gen

You're welcome! I'm glad to share this lil hobby!

[yhs-headcanons]

i don’t wanna seem mean or yucking other people’s yum but.. seeing other people describe Sam as genuinely evil to his core puts a really bad taste in my mouth. Can’t describe it other than being ableist to a very clearly mentally ill coded character. also seeing Sam as evil/unable to feel empathy really really misunderstands his character. arguing that Sam isn’t mentally ill also doesn’t magically solve anything from what I just said, it more reads as closing your eyes to canon. again I’m not the ruler of what headcanons you can or cannot have but I REALLY thought we left this kind of black and white thinking in 2020.

!!

[cac-confessions]

We .. CAN BE GAY?

Yes you can

[mcsrblrconfessions]

speedrunners should change their irl names to their usernames. like wtf what do you mean silverrruns is called 'rowan'. no way zylenox is 'tom'

fulham and feinberg are okay ig

anon do you know fulham's name isn't actually fulham