𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , NOAH STILINSKI [ jeffrey dean morgan ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around bon temps police station ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ jeffrey dean morgan & he / him & cisman ] : my oh my, is that NOAH STILINSKI in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around THE POLICE STATION listening to SOME NIGHTS by FUN. when they should be doing whatever a SHERIFF does ? between you and i, the 55 year old HUMAN is avoided for acting UNYIELDING, but whenever they let their DEPENDABLE side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because THEY'VE SWORN TO KEEP ITS PEOPLE SAFE. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a MAN AS A SHIELD , A WEAPON FOR PROTECTION ( THIS IS A LIFELONG FIGHT YOU'RE NOT ONLY WILLING TO DIE FOR ⸻ BUT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT : ONE YOU'LL LIVE FOR. ) / FATHERHOOD AS KNIGHTHOOD ( HERE ARE THE REMAINS OF A FAMILY TORN ASUNDER , HERE ARE THE PIECES YOU CLUTCH SO DESPERATELY WITHIN YOUR SHAKING HANDS. THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ⸻ YOUR ONLY SON , YOUR RAISON D'ÊTRE : BUT HE'S SLIPPING , SLIPPING , SLIPPING AWAY. ) story. ─── bees stayin a buzzin<3
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , MATT DONOVAN [ zach roerig ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around bon temps college / football field ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ zach roerig & he/him & cismale ] : my oh my, is that MATT DONOVAN in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around BON TEMPS COLLEGE/FOOTBALL FIELD listening to ONLY HUMAN by JB when they should be doing whatever a STUDENT does ? between you and i, the 21 year old HUMAN is avoided for acting NAIVE, but whenever they let their LOYAL side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because HE WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a FOOTBALL JERSEY WET WITH SWEAT, GOLDEN HAIR TO MATCH THE GOLDEN SMILE story. ─── alex, 22, gmt, she/her.
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , SOPHIE-ANNE LECLERQ [ ana de armas ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around crimson peak ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ ana de armas & she / her & cis woman ] : my oh my, is that SOPHIE-ANNE LECLERQ in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around CRIMSON PEAK listening to POMEGRANATE SEEDS by JULIAN MOON when they should be doing whatever a QUEEN OF LOUISIANA does ? between you and i, the 550 year old VAMPIRE is avoided for acting SELF ABSORBED, but whenever they let their CUNNING side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because SHE'S RUNNING OUT OF MONEY. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a ROOM FILLED WITH FALSE SUNLIGHT ( AND DON’T YOU LIKE IT BEST THAT WAY ) AS THE MOONLIGHT IS IGNORED - A RUSHED CALL OF YAHTZEE ON YOUR LIPS ; WELL NOW ISN'T IT SO EASY TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO ? story. ─── daisy, 22, est, she/her.
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , MARCEL GERARD [ charles michael davis ] , CAROLINE FORBES [ ryan destiny ] & AERA CHOI [ jung hoyeon ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around fangtasia , bon temps college + the falls ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ charles michael davis & he/him & cis man ] : my oh my, is that MARCELLUS 'MARCEL' GERARD in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around FANGTASIA listening to DEMONS ON THE SIDE OF MY BED by TEFLON SEGA when they should be doing whatever a OCCUPATION does ? between you and i, the 27/199 year old VAMPIRE is avoided for acting OVERPROTECTIVE, but whenever they let their CHARISMATIC side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because IT’S THEIR HOME. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a MISPLACED ANGER & AN EASYGOING SMILE TO EASE THE TENSION story. ─── leti, 26, cst, she/her.
[ ryan destiny & she/her & cis woman ] : my oh my, is that CAROLINE FORBES in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around BON TEMPS COLLEGE listening to WHAT 2 DO by DEAN when they should be doing whatever a RECEPTIONIST does ? between you and i, the 20 year old HUMAN is avoided for acting CAPRICIOUS, but whenever they let their AFFABLE side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because THEY WANT TO FINISH COLLEGE BEFORE LEAVING FOR GOOD. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a ALWAYS DRESSING UP, NEVER DOWN & THE PICTURE OF CONTROL DESPITE THE INNER TURMOIL story. ─── leti, 26, cst, she/her.
[ jung hoyeon & she/her & cis woman ] : my oh my, is that AERA CHOI in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around THE FALLS listening to LET SOMEBODY GO by COLDPLAY when they should be doing whatever a VET TECH does ? between you and i, the 26 year old NECROMANCER is avoided for acting TACTLESS, but whenever they let their SAGACIOUS side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT WITH THEIR BROTHER. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a KNIVES IN EVERY POCKET & TOO SHORT NAILS story. ─── leti, 26, cst, she/her.
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , LALEZAR BARIS / LISA BRAEDEN [ hande ercel ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around big patty’s pie house ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ hande ercel & she/her & cis-female ] : my oh my, is that LALEZAR BARIS / LISA BRAEDEN in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around BIG PATTY’S PIE HOUSE listening to STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN by LED ZEPPELIN when they should be doing whatever a FORMER TRAUMA NURSE does ? between you and i, the 25 year old HUMAN is avoided for acting STUBBORN, but whenever they let their INDEPENDENT side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because FINANCIAL WOES MAKING HER RETURN TO HER PARENT’S HOUSE. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a PLAYLIST OF CLASSIC ROCK SONGS FOR NIGHTS TO GET HER TWINS TO SLEEP, PORCELAIN ANGELS’ WINGS THICK WITH SOFT GREY DUST, FADED PHOTOGRAPHS IN A BOX UNDER THE FLOORBOARD story. ─── emj, 21, awst, she/her.
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , JEREMY GILBERT [ dylan arnold ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around bon temps cemetery ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ dylan arnold & he / they & trans man ] : my oh my, is that JEREMY GILBERT in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around BON TEMPS CEMETERY listening to AS IT WAS by HARRY STYLES when they should be doing whatever a UNIVERSITY STUDENT does ? between you and i, the 19 year old HUMAN is avoided for acting DESPONDENT, but whenever they let their ARTISTIC side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because BON TEMPS IS THEIR HOMETOWN. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a LATE NIGHTS PACING ACROSS HARDWOOD FLOORS & SKETCHES OF DEMONS AND BEINGS UNKNOWN story. ─── mortal, 24, est, he/him. *** jeremy is adopted .
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , BUFFY SUMMERS [ khadijha red thunder ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around bon temps cemetery ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ khadijha red thunder & she / they & cis female ] : my oh my, is that BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around BON TEMPS CEMETERY listening to THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS by LANA DEL REY when they should be doing whatever a STUDENT ( AND FULL - TIME VAMPIRE SLAYER ) does ? between you and i, the 25 year old SLAYER is avoided for acting HEADSTRONG, but whenever they let their WITTY side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because BEING FORCED TO LEAVING CALIFORNIA AFTER AN INCIDENT . explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a you aren't the same california dream girl you remember , but then again , were you ever one to begin with? / a haemorrhaging heart who's grown tired already —— cursed with a love to die for others / you were born to die, the chosen one, so why are you being so stubborn about it story. ─── lili, twenty, gmt+10, she/they.
𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅 : ─── welcome to bon temps , louisiana , ISEUL LEE / ISAAC LAHEY [ jeon jungkook ] ! people have started noticing you’ve been lurking around lou pine’s ! you might wanna get away from there soon & follow the checklist step by step to quiet that rumor mill down !
[ jeon jungkook & he/him & cis man ] : my oh my, is that ISEUL LEE / ISAAC LAHEY in bon temps ? what the hell are they up to hanging around LOU PINE’S listening to KILLSHOT by EMINEM when they should be doing whatever a BARTENDER does ? between you and i, the 21 year old WEREWOLF is avoided for acting SARDONIC, but whenever they let their STEADFAST side shine through people flock to them. i guess they're in town because HE WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM HIS FATHER. explains some of it, though i can't help but wonder if there's more to a CAUSING MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM AT EVERY TURN & A TATTERED LEATHER JACKET story. ─── leti, 26, cst, she/her.