#macbeth incorrect quotes

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Lady MacDuff: So what do you like about Macbeth if it’s not his looks?

Lady Mac: Idk I like his personality?

Lady MacDuff: Really???

Lady Mac:

Lady Mac: Yeah no it’s not that either

[madman-of-demark]

Y’all I’m so bored, please ask me questions or talk to me.

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Ross: So apparently, when Macduff said “fuck Macbeth” he did NOT actually mean “have sexual intercourse with Macbeth the man who murdered my family”.

Lennox: The more you know!

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Malcolm: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Macduff: I would roundhouse kick you for free

Malcolm:

Malcolm: …I’m your best friend :)

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Banquo: Accidentally went and got killed yesterday but the witches won’t let me die so I’m back.

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Fleance: Macbeth! Could you teach me how to use a sword?

Macbeth: Did you ask Banquo?

Fleance: Yes.

Macbeth: And what did he say?

Fleance: No.

Macbeth: So why are you asking me?

Fleance: Because he’s not the boss of you!

Macbeth, in his head: [this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap]

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Act V Scene VIII

Macbeth: Well, first of all, your feelings are valid.

Macduff: OF COURSE MY FEELINGS ARE FUCKING VALID??

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Macbeth: Think about this, Banquo. I’m you’re hottest friend!

Banquo: No that’s Mac—

Macbeth: I’m you’re smartest friend!

Banquo: Actually Lennox—

Macbeth: I’m you’re nicest friend!

Banquo: Well Ross—

Macbeth: I’m you’re friend!