#incorrect quotes macbeth

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Macbeth: We have to do something about Duncan… but what?

Lady Macbeth: Kill him.

Macbeth: That’s not who we are.

Lady Macbeth: Then why did you even ask?

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Macbeth: Do you like… have any family?

Young Siward: Family?

Young Siward, gesturing to MacDuff’s army: These guys are my family :)

Macbeth, cocking gun: Great, so you don’t.

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Lady MacDuff: So what do you like about Macbeth if it’s not his looks?

Lady Mac: Idk I like his personality?

Lady MacDuff: Really???

Lady Mac:

Lady Mac: Yeah no it’s not that either

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Ross: So apparently, when Macduff said “fuck Macbeth” he did NOT actually mean “have sexual intercourse with Macbeth the man who murdered my family”.

Lennox: The more you know!

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Malcolm: Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

Macduff: I would roundhouse kick you for free

Malcolm:

Malcolm: …I’m your best friend :)

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Banquo: Accidentally went and got killed yesterday but the witches won’t let me die so I’m back.

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Fleance: Macbeth! Could you teach me how to use a sword?

Macbeth: Did you ask Banquo?

Fleance: Yes.

Macbeth: And what did he say?

Fleance: No.

Macbeth: So why are you asking me?

Fleance: Because he’s not the boss of you!

Macbeth, in his head: [this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap]

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Act V Scene VIII

Macbeth: Well, first of all, your feelings are valid.

Macduff: OF COURSE MY FEELINGS ARE FUCKING VALID??