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I HAD A FUCKING NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT & KEITH AND LANCE (and lances sister?????? idk??????) WERE ALL IN IT AND I FUCKING WOKE UP AND WROTE IT DOWN

GET READ TO SEE SOME SHITTY 6 AM RAMBLINGS BY YOURS TRULY

dream: lance (and his sister???? very close in age) move into old house together. for some reason they feel lsike they cant do smth???? i cant remember. but they get a small sign from qhat they think is a ghost and they’re ljkw “omg ghost” so lance calls keith and hes liks “what do” and keiths like “ask if its ok that u do that thing” and they’re like “can we?” and they dont get an answer??? so they’re like “ok well if yr a ghost touch our backs” and a fuCKIN MACHETE MAN stands behind tgem and doesnt touch rhsm but they sse his reflection but cant see him irl and they’re like “um fu c k” so they go in the otherroom and lance is like “keith this sucks we’re gonna fucjibg die” so keiths like “fuCKING LEAVE??????? COME TO ME HOUSE” abd lance & his sister are like “one more test this is crazy we have to peove its real” and keiths like “no yr gonna die stupids” but they do anyway bc they’re stupid???? they go in the batheoom & the tub it lines w shiny metal & they kinda ask like “are u real” (btw ira Fuxkwn Dark in thw batheoom but Moonlight is a thing?? ish???) ans they fuCKING SEE HIM AGAIN LOOKING RIGHT AT THEM THRU THE REFLECTIOGJ OF THE TUB and then i woke myself up bc i qas fucjub spooked bro ok anyway its fucjibg 6 AM i should sleep i hopw my bf Lance is ok i dreamland im scared of machete man