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[queenxfjustice]

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Makoto wasn’t used to running into UA students all the time now. But since graduating high school and going to university, she had moved closer to the pro hero school and was running into their students all the time. It seemed like they were the only people populating the area aside from university students living on the university’s campus.

But this UA student was so big and scary looking! Makoto couldn’t help but gasp softly and take a nervous step back as the boy approached. She lifted a hand to her chin and felt her face flush with embarrassment. “S-Sorry, you startled me! I didn’t mean to gasp like that!” She explained hastily.

[enigmaincrimson]

@macheteman

"More like while the babies I'm working with don't have teeth or claws yet... They make up for it by using surprising levels of suction power." She replied with a flush face as she appreciated that she could get things like hickeys like everyone else.

"As for a campus wide rampage, the only way that would happen is someone fed the youngsters out of schedule... But usually the only casualty is food.."

[macheteman]

Dorm Room Horror

Hello I’m Ben Mankiewicz and as we continue our tribute to the exploitation genre of the 1960s and 1970s we have what may be very well considered one of, the first modern horror film. This film follows a group of teenagers who travel into the Texas desert to accept an inheritance however things begin to slowly turn sour when they pick up a strange hitchhiker. From there they begin to be picked off one by one by a strange family of cannibals living in an abandoned farmhouse, and as you may guess this picture isn’t for the faint of heart. From 1974, directed by Tobe Hooper and starring Gunnar Hansen in the iconic mask of Leatherface this is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre....

This was Kane’s first night in the 1-A dormitories, and as it was still the weekend other students were still with family leaving him alone. However it took the chance to relax before classes start, and thankfully Turner Classic Movies never let him down before. Now he was just curled on the couch with a pizza and some serious carnage about to take place, all was right in the world...If only he heard the door open.

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@macheteman​ continued from here

“B-But its the release day of Freddy Vs. Jason: Blood-N-Gutz Cut!” The force however was too strong with the frog, and she knew how to use it.

“I only need a could hundred yen coins, I just don’t want to have to go all the way back to the dorms before I get to eat. But we can go after and I can pay you back right away.” The girl tried to convince, she wasn’t as interested in horror but she could tell this was important for the boy.

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[macheteman]

Never Out of Style

“YEAH CAUSE HE’S BACK! HES THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK, AND HES OUT OF CONTROL! OH HES BACK! HE’S THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK! AND HE CRAWLED OUT OF HIS HOLE!” Kane pounded out the Alice Cooper classic through the well used Sony Walkman, he had been waiting for some time now for the secretary to come back to the office and see if he could be squeezed into the new semester at UA. It would involve A LOT of catch up, but he needed to get started and soon. He was so into the music, he didn’t even realize the person was behind him until he felt the hand on his shoulder and he jumped ten feet to the ceiling.

“WOAH! Um, w-was I too loud?”

[macheteman]

“So you’re one of Williams little friends huh? Hrm well if he trusts you, I’ll respect his judgement. My apologies but coming out of the old hero culture, my ideas a more skewed than mainstream thinking...”

[macheteman]

Can You Kill a Boogeyman?

“I gotta...I gotta hide, until I-nrgh! Till I heal...” Kane groaned as he hid from the public, not wanting the public to witness a supposedly unstoppable ‘Boogeyman’ meander the streets with a knife in his chest. Finally he found an alley and sat down, having no other alternative he yanked out the knife and now all he could do was wait.