#machetes

[ultrvmonogamy]

“i could fix her” i could love her as she is

[devilsminionbby]

armand really sat there and listened to louis describe how he used a machete to take out some of the theatre de vampires members and thought “huh, i really need to get me a few of those”

[darcymolloy]

New York: Prove It

It’s an hour or so before sundown but Daniel’s been awake for most of the day, just gazing at the ethereal, otherworldly creature curled contentedly beside him in his bed, in his New York apartment—their New York apartment—with its blue sky, cloud covered ceiling, à la Michelangelo. You see, Armand's been spending most of his days—when he’s not strategising for revolution, or mind-cocking mid musicians in front of trains—getting a solid ten hours of shut-eye out of every twenty-four, in an effort to make up for the fifty-two years that he wouldn’t, or couldn’t sleep, because he was busy keeping Daniel’s mortal, fuck-ass alive.

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 1908

[killjamxxx]

If it's not too much of a spoiler, is there a story behind the name Gutter? Did she choose that name for her sword? Was it given to her? Was it dropped in a gutter?

Oh, we can give an answer for that! So this is the official design for Gutter, as created by @holographicgoblinking, the show's art director and the voice of Jesse Bazooka:

And Gutter is actually based on essentially a fusion of a machete and a knife with a gut hook:

So essentially, Gutter is called Gutter because the way it's designed means that when Faustina shoves it into the torso of her opponent and rips it out, the gutting hook pulls the guts out with it 💙

[that-dinopunk-guy]

These are supposedly Colombian military surplus machetes. I have no idea how true that is and either way they mostly feel cheap and kind of bad, but hey, I got all five for thirty-five dollars and for seven bucks each I wasn't expecting much more than handy beaters anyway.

I wonder how many machetes I have now. More than I'll ever need, at any rate.

[welele]

[grindhousecellar]

[sparkythehappygiraffe]

In other news, while I was gone I went on a month long mission trip that was AWESOME and also there were some legit Jason Whittaker level adventures involved