"I have microplastics in my balls" "average person eats one credit card worth of microplastics in a year" shut up. I eat macroplastics and I'm perfectly well adjusted. I eat credit cards whole like a goddamn man.

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"I have microplastics in my balls" "average person eats one credit card worth of microplastics in a year" shut up. I eat macroplastics and I'm perfectly well adjusted. I eat credit cards whole like a goddamn man.
Marvel Select Juggernaut (2016 release). Hasbro Marvel Legends Bruce Banner, Dr. Doom and Toad shown for scale.
KPLY brand jelly donuts feature macroplastics©®™!
We only ever hear about microplastics and never macroplastics because pool toys are bottom coded and macros are top coded
I hope everyone at Anime Midwest 2023 is ready for an obscene amount of macroplastic trinkets 👀‼️
I'm cutting out the middle man and just consuming macro-plastics directly. Drink a soda, eat the bottle; nothing goes to waste.
Forgot to post this?? Anyway you can buy pins of it at macroplastics.ca
I just realized I never posted this. Its like a year old.
(gif is like 10mb give it a second...)