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“Happy Valentine’s Day!! I’m gonna kiss my Pokémon extra much on their dumb little heads to celebrate!”

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How.... uh.... How is one meant to feel when they learn they’re someone’s hall pass????

Hey Mac make sure you eat today

“There’s a luxio in my arms that starts zapping me and screaming the moment I try to put him down, I guess I’m not allowed to do any work today” ⚙️

Can i squeeze your large man-boobs? pretty please

“I’ll uh…have to think about it..”

“Ohhh I hate this job, I feel so stuck and it’s really not the same as traveling but I just wasn’t making enough money :(“ ⚙️

“I bought a drone to modify but I can’t get the damn battery pack open because the screw is too tight. Why must I suffer?” ⚙️

Moldspore :3

“Moldspore indeed! Do you like him?”

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