#mad sciencecore

[spacewizard360]

I love it when a character makes a comment about their "life's work" and they're in their twenties

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Do you think mad scientists have control groups or do they just hope that the result of their expriment is definitely what is going to hapoen everytime ?

mad science has never been about scientific integrity- it's about massive hubris and blindly chasing results. a REAL mad scientist doesn't use control groups but will instead simply keep repeating their experiment over and over and over until they can get consistent results. If they even care about consistent results, plenty of mad science is a one and done sort of deal. You don't need control groups to see what specifically worked if your end goal is ONLY to bring back your dead wife, you just need it to work on HER. If you NEED to rely on control groups to say, figure out how to turn someone into a goat man, then you're just doing regular science. Like, sure, you Can use a control group if you want, but if you can only figure your experiments out by using a control group then maybe you're just bad at mad science?

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

how IS your wonderful mad scientist blog?

bad. absolute dogshit. I spilled glowing green mystery chemical all over it and its seeping into the posts and gunking up the blog. Hopefully there will be no unforeseen consequences to this

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Pick an experiment to be promoted to my lab assistant.

A colony of lab rats that share a collective hivemind and are sentient

A robot who pinky promised not to turn evil and destroy humanity

Regular sized spider with human intelligence

Tube grown anime catboy that hates me for creating him

Fungal colony that talks through a vtuber model its hooked up to

Reanimated Quetzalcoatlus specimen jurassic park style

The shambling mass of nerves and muscles that's surprisingly competent in a lab

Brain in a jar that doesn't know it's a brain in a jar

Inanimate death ray

Robot butler who can't handle complex instructions

Harbour seal with a translation collar that listens to the joe rogan podcast

My own evil clone

Voting ended onDec 27, 2023

[spacewizard360]

i thought nye parties were science parties (inspired by bill nye) but turns out they're new year's eve parties :/

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Oh no!! The unavoidable consequences of my own hubris have finally been cast down upon me! My body, distorted into this grotesque visage, is sickening and alien in nature. Unrecognizable as human. My mind, also overtaken by this hellish transformation, has lost what little humanity I once held dear. Within me lies no trace of the man of science I once prided myself in being, only the unbearable instincts of a horrific monster remains.

[dr-cobalt-mayhem]

I know where all the local scientists are, they’re the best kind of people. I test around yknow?

anyways! sippy sip! -🐇

That’s certainly one way to go about helping out an honest scientist or two. I’m a nuclear chemist myself but lately I’ve been getting out of my comfort zone a bit to get into the truly mad science. Sure, it’s handy to stick to what you have a degree in, but it gets a bit suffocating, you know? And thanks for the compliment, I’d say you’re the best type of test subject too.

The serum would take a minute to work, that minute was filled with Cobalt incessantly pacing and hoping it would work. It did! You would find yourself in the form of a small toy Poodle, absolutely an adorable little aberration of reality. If a short lived one. In about ten minutes you’d find yourself back in your original form.

Oh! Success! I didn’t expect that to work, all the mice I used turned into Chihuahuas and my rat turned into a cat for some reason. This’ll be effective to sabotage the mayoral election with. Do you still want that juice?

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

I just cleaned 1/3 of my room and mowed the lawn in one day. This is clear evidence that I'm finally ready to enact my plan to take over the tri state area, seeing as I'm clearly now a fully able bodied person with ambitions and goals and energy and such