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I never like it when adaptations don't portray Victor Frankenstein as a college student. I think there's a very particular type of mental state that you can only get from being a sleep-deprived, overworked college student that makes Frankenstein make sense. Grave-robbing? Stitching together a giant monster? Performing questionable experiments? Avoiding his problems by constantly fainting? Yeah, I probably did some stuff like that last semester, I don't remember

#frankenstein #victor frankenstein #mad science #mad scientist #mad sciencecore

whencartoonsruletheworld

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

sandersstudies

I have a relatively large vocabulary and rather than try to baby talk my students if I catch myself using a large word I usually throw in a quick synonym to connect the words and move on.

Yesterday I said ”I will keep you apprised, which means updated,” and moved on.

A couple minutes later one of the littles raised her hand and was like “so when do we get our prize?” She has this goofy little grin and said “:) you said you’re keeping us a prize.”

It was not confusion. It was just a pun. Hope she remembers the word “apprise“ forever.

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jadedresearcher

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

secretmellowblog

Instead of True Crime, there should be a genre called True Law. everyone researches heinous acts of cruelty that were entirely, perfectly legal & sanctioned by the governments of their countries. Instead of True Crime’s freakish eugenicist obsession with “The Criminal Mind” (as if “criminals” are a biologically different species) —-the True Law podcasters could describe horrific acts of violence committed by police officers & prison guards & soldiers &etc, and breathlessly attempt to understand the twisted mysteries of “The Legal Mind.” It’s necessary, for Equality

irlwakko

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

ri-rawr-isnt-ok

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

irlwakko

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

professionalchaoticdumbass

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

aqueerkettleofish

rigjuice

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

ominous-signs

Official ominous signs

alabastermask

@notaplaceofhonour

viria

Link’s home

PS there are a few more on patreon, that are a little 🌶️

#the legend of zelda #zelda #link #fanart

segamascott

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wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

puffinmaster246

Hrm I just think if you have autistic friends you shouldn’t joke about hating them or being mad at them about something and then continue to keep the bit after they ask if you’re serious or not. I think that’s actually really mean to do

puffinmaster246

I don’t think u shouldn’t be allowed to tease ur autistic friends I just think you should be honest when they ask for clarification on a joke. If they don’t know ur joking then u are just being mean, and it isn’t really a joke anymore.

homunculus-argument

The thing about scientific research is that 90% of the labyrinth is dead ends. And therefore, every single dead end that we can verify is important information. You really do need to make a peer-reviewed study to prove that no number of vehicular accidents has a statistically meaningful positive impact on bone cancer, just in case your moron cousin Greg decides to get rich by offering people bone cancer cure tours where you drive a monster truck off a cliff.

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