#madaharu

[lesyarei7]

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[sea-owl]

Naruto: Hey Teme, Sakura, did you know that anyone who can raise one eyebrow is a brat tamer?

Sasuke: Dobe what the hell?

Sakura: *unknowingly raising one eyebrow as it's too early in morning for this*

Sasuke: *realizes Sakura has done this to him before. Proceeds to have another extensional crisis as he shifts through his past lives' memories to see Shachi and Haruka raising one eyebrow at their husbands*

Sakura: *groans because it's too early in the morning for this*

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WARNING OF NSFW CONTENT ─ 🔞 mdni, oral sex, debauchery

Madara x Haruko, Modern AU, 4458 words Full on 🔗 Wattpad 🔗 AO3 🔗 Pixiv 🔗🎵Short Voiceover video The duration of the whole video is 12 min. Just a snippet from the chapter.

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Author here. The voiceover of the 📱 phone Sеx excerpt from this chapter in a 2-minute teaser that you can listen to on YouTube. I tested a video editor by adding 'phone' effects to the voice, placing SFX to make the video lively, and again made a short voice-over with ASMR in the background of passing cars and engine sound, engine roar, etc. It's interesting to listen to on headphones. The sound of the song is coming from the radio in the car Madara is listening to. xD Sort of. Randomly found this song Cheat Codes x Kris Kross Amsterdam - SЕX, and it fits so well. As well as some of my other all-time favorites E-rotic - Tempt Me on the Line. E-rotic - Sеx on the phone. ❤️ Love these old bands.  All the materials I used to create this short video, whoever is interested, check out the links I attach below in the A/N at the end of this chapter and in my YouTube description.

The full 12 min of uncensored NSFW 🎵mp3 audio and video formats are posted on my Patreon for free. 🔗The link to listen/watch the video - 🔗HERE ✦ I'm also posting 2000 px HD artwork of all these chapters without watermarks on 🔗Patreon. Those who are interested are welcome. 

 ⭐↓↓↓ 🎵 Voiceover teaser video ↓↓↓⭐

⬇️ Songs for the mood ⬇️

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🕥 21:25 | Highway 🛣

Madara was driving his auto on nearly deserted roads in the nighttime when he received the call.

He drove recklessly, surpassing the permitted speed on the road at over 200 km/hour, a behavior he often indulged in during the night. In Japan, the approved velocity limits are set at '60km/h on regular roads' and '100km/h on expressways.' He sometimes drives without buckling up at all.

Operating a vehicle at a rate exceeding the legal limit is prohibited, regardless of the presence of rotation rate regulation traffic signs. However, now and then, he embodied the kind of individual who defied these rules. He had been captured by traffic cams previously but resolved a speeding fine and committed the offense again. So far, he had only transgressed the rules three times. Should he persist in this behavior, he will jeopardize his driver's license under Japan's point system.

As for Haruko, she had yet to uncover his fondness for high-speed racing and the myriad of other perilous activities and hobbies he enthusiastically pursued.

Madara's youthful impulsiveness often propels him to act without a hint of shame or guilt. He bears a sense of maturity, yet allows himself to delve into his ambitions, aspirations, and contentment, all while pursuing adventure in every possible way to create lasting memories. What resides within the thoughts of a 24-year-old? This age often represents a time of self-discovery, where they explore different facets of life, push boundaries, and savor new experiences. This is a period marked by a hunger for excitement and a wish to take advantage of his prime while balancing it with his wisdom. In summary, Uchiha craves everything the universe has to offer, and if, for any reason, the world denies him something, he will fuck the world.

Answering a call, I replied, "I'm all ears, honey."

📞 "Hi, baby, are you coming home?" Haruko cooed.

"I'm en route. I'll arrive within half an hour. Why?" I wondered.

📞 "Madara, you're too serious behind the wheel. I need to change that." She pouted.

Continuation🔗Links to CH 20📖: Wattpad AO3 Pixiv Voiceover

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▶Previous 37-minute voiceover of CH 19◀

WARNING OF NSFW CONTENT ─ 🔞 mdni, oral sex, debauchery Madara x Haruko, Modern AU, 6840 words Full on 🔗 Wattpad 🔗 AO3 🔗 Pixiv 🔗🎵Voiceover v

[sea-owl]

Sakura: *questioning her past life after learning about said past life’s husband* What was going through your head when you married Madara? 

Haruka: Honestly it was along the lines of maybe if I fuck him, he might calm down. Worked for the most part.

Sakura: And you couldn’t have done that before the war? 

[sea-owl]

I have an idea:

It was silent this morning.

Haruka was on high alert.

She shares a body with her past and current life, it is never silent. While admittedly Haruka makes the most noise out of the three of them, she can usually hear Shachi's humming or Sakura's muttering.

So why aren't either of them making any damn noise?

"Haruka, wake up."

Oh hell no.

Haruka shot up and glared at her husband. "What did I do to get sent down to hell with you?"

Madara smirked and moved a piece of hair out of Haruka's face. "We made vows Haruka."

"Till death do we part," Haruka recited. "Well guess what Darling, we're both dead."

Madara leaned closer and Haruka could now clearly see his eyes. His sclerae were gray. "Not anymore my dear."

Haruka could now feel the weight of her ever-present hair piece, Madara's wedding gift to her. It was an outline of the Uchiha fan, designed in the style of the Haruno circle. The last time Haruka felt the physical weight it was the night she died.

"You bastard!" Haruka screamed. Grabbing the fan in the middle where the white would meet red Haruka unsheathed the hidden blade in the handle of the fan.

Madara smirked as his wife stabbed her knife into his arm. "As feisty as ever my dear wife."

Haruka pushed the blade in farther. "I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to resurrect Tobirama just to kill him again for making this god forsaken jutsu."

Madara leaned closer, his new wound already healing around Haruka's knife. "Would you really kill your soulmate?"

Haruka could see her mark out of the corner of her eye, and under that mark is Madara's name.

"Don't be a hypocrite," Haruka spat.

In the end Madara gave the order that Haruka can not harm or poison any Uchiha. Haruka had to obey, and she hated it. 

Haruka settled for cussing at her husband every chance she could get instead.

Slowly Madara introduced the other remaining Uchiha to Haruka. It started with Obito, or Tobi.

Haruka rolled her eyes the first time she saw Tobi. “You run around acting like a fool with that orange mask. It’s clever but honestly of all the personas you could have come up with you choose that one?”

Next came Itachi. 

Haruka had surprised the boy, because despite him newly turning eighteen he and Obito were still boys to her, as she went up to hug him. Her thumb wiping the blood off his cheek. “I’m sorry for what they made you choose but you’re also an idiot. There was no need to put your brother into that genjutsu, I hope he kicks your ass for that, because sadly my husband won’t let me poison anybody with the last name Uchiha so I can’t do it myself.” .

And lastly was Sasuke. 

The last time Haruka had seen him was from in Sakura when Team Yamato had broken into snake creep’s hide out. He looked . . . more unhinged if Haruka was being honest. At least he got rid of the stripper shirt. “I told Itachi you were gonna kick his ass.” She smacked Sasuke on the back of the head. “Now go the fuck home!” 

Madara always had one of them looking after her. He apparently wanted his “beloved wife” protected at all costs. What the fuck was gonna hurt her? She’s a dead soul in a body that is not her’s and if hurt would just heal itself. God Haruka hated this jutsu. Tobirama better be prepared for when Haruka finds his ass on the other side.  

Madara had only kissed Haruka’s forehead when she brought this up to him. “They are Uchiha, and you are a soulmate to the Uchiha. It is there duty to protect you. Once I find your poisons scroll and the Scroll of Shachi we can work to make the Clan better” 

Good luck finding it Haruka had thought to herself, thinking back to her new life. The only lady that the Uchiha clan had now, even if she wasn’t born into it, and the only candidate to give the Scroll of Shachi to. Sakura you better punch every single one of these idiots. 

Sasuke apparently knew this too. 

“They won’t find the scroll in any of the old Uchiha temples,” Sasuke confesses to her one day. The boy was the one often looking after Haruka lately. Haruka wonders if Madara knew that this was his reincarnation. 

“I know,” Haruka says as she mixes her newest poison. Her hand hesitates as she brings it to her lips. She hates that her body always seems to try to fight her when she does this. As always, she wins and drinks the poison. “I don’t even want it back. My time in this world is up, and Sakura has had that thing for years. It’s her responsibility now.”

Sasuke froze. Haruka rolled her eyes at the boy. A fire started in her belly. Huh, that’s not supposed to happen. 

“You know about Sakura being an Uchiha soulmate?” 

Haruka nodded, fanning herself with one of her plants. The leaf was a perfect size. “Of course, I do. I reincarnated into her.” 

Sasuke only stared. “Sakura was you?”

“Yup, Sakura is our third life, at least as far as we can remember. First was Shachi, then I was born as Haruka Haruno, and then came Sakura Haruno.”

Haruka snapped her thighs together. Oh this was not good. Maybe Sakura could find use for this later but damn it now Haruka has to go swallow her pride. 

Sasuke looked like he was about to ask more but Haruka waved him off. 

“Ask me later Sasuke. I have to go find my bastard of a husband. Something in that poison turned it into an aphrodisiac.”

It’s a good thing Madara is such a perfectionist. Otherwise, this would be really boring. 

[sea-owl]

Sakura: *winced after calming down from a rage where she yeeted Sasuke and Naruto over the waterfall at the Valley of the End.* Oops, maybe I should go to anger management.

Shachi and Haruka: *has two life times of pent up rage agaisnt their husbands and best friends* Nah you're good. . . do it again.

[sea-owl]

Someone said "When you make a OCxCanon ship but then the canon character dies."

My mind immediately jumped to my Haruka and Madara ship, and I outloud said, "Bold of you to believe I didn't kill off my OC first."

Which you know what, kinda unfair to Haruka, but that's how the story had to go at the time. Now, I want an AU of my AU where Haruka outlives both Madara and Hashirama. Haruka loves her husband, but she would thrive as a widow. Just her and her plants.

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JIJ! Same CH 12 Lewd #2 is Updated with art.❤️Warnings. 🔞Just p0rn content. Minors are not allowed to read.🔞>Uncensored pic< Links to CH 12📖: Wattpad 🔗 AO3 🔗 Pixiv